JANUARY 14, 2007 I DO NOT GET MAD.... I GET EVEN... HEHEHE

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HIDDY HO! GOOD FRIENDS, AND PD THE CHIMPANZEE, AND IGLOO THE HOUSESHOE, WHOSE RESPECTABILY HAS BEEN BESMERCHED... (YES I SAID BESMERCHED... IT IS SPELLED RIGHT I LOOKED IT UP IN WIKIPEDIA! HA! HILLBILLIES CAN READ AND WRITE, SOMETIMES.... IF WE HAVE ENOUGH DAYLIGHT TO SEE WITH.....HEHE!)

WHERE I COME FROM, WE ARE SO FAR BACK IN THE WOODS WE HAVE TO BUY OUR DAYLIGHT, AND HAVE IT PUMPED IN.... UM HUMMM... WHEN YOU GET A CLOG IN YOUR DAYLIGHT PIPE..... WELL JUST SUFFICE IT TO SAY, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STAY IN THE DARK ABOUT HOW TO FIX IT, SO YES WE CAN READ... HEHEHE! ( FUNNY SAYING PROVIDED BY MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER, HOMER THE HILLBILLY HUMOR EXPERT) HEHE

BUT I DIGRESS, (YES IT IS SPELLED RIGHT TOO! SHEESH) ONWARD, I HAVE A STORY TO TELL ABOUT AN UNFORTUNATE HAPPENING THAT WAS EXPERIENCED BY MYSELF, BECAUSE OF SIMPLE AND TOTAL LACK OF LOVE FOR LOCKIE!!!! ( SNIFFLE, SNOT, SNIFFLE)

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I WAS PINNED TO THE GROUND BY A REALLY SMELLY HAIRY ALIEN, EEEEK!!!! THAT STOWED ABOARD THE TRANSPORT THAT BROUGHT ME BACK FOR A PARTY GIVEN BY IGHOUSESHOE, A CASTLE WARMING PARTY, FOR HIS MOVING INTO A REALLY WONDERFUL HOME.......

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THAT I, AS HIS REAL ESTATE AGENT JUST ABOUT WENT INSANE TO FIND FOR HIM. ( IGLOO, CLARA'S PET PENGUIN STOLE THE HERRING DOWNPAYMENT AND RAN AWAY WITH THE WALRUS, YOU OWE ME STINKY!)

MY DOCTOR, I.B.REALOLD, ADVISED ME TO TAKE A CRUISE AND FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THIS , TO NOT EVEN LOOK AT A PENGUIN FOR A MONTH.

.......................HEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!..............

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(THIS ITTY BITTY HILARIOUS SLIP I STOLE FROM SAKURA, THANKYOU SAKURA, FOR LETTING BE BE A THEIF HEHE)

SO I BOOKED MYSELF ON A SPACE CRUISE THAT

WAS HOLDING SPACE FOR MY FRIEND FLAGON THE DRAGON ( HER COLD IS MUCH BETTER NOW). SHE OFFERED ME HER SPACE AND I TOOK OFF!

BUT SINCE I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR A PARTY, ANY KIND OF PARTY, I CAME BACK TO ATTEND.

AN ALIEN MUST HAVE SNEAKED OFF THE TRANSPORT, AND HID IN THE BUSHES BY IGLOO'S HOUSE BECAUSE, WHEN I WAS LEAVING, IT PUSHED ME DOWN AND THEN SAT ON ME!!!!!! AND WOULD NOT GET OFF!!!!

I YELLED,... I SCREAMED,... I SPIT,... I THREW SAND,.... I COULD HEAR IGLOO AND PD AS THEY WERE WALKING BY WHERE I WAS BEING, SHALL I SAY DETAINED, BY THE HAIRY BLACK BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET.... THE TWO BRAINLESS PARTY ANIMALS WERE OBLIVIOUS TO ANYTHING, BUT GETTING ANOTHER CUP OF CASTLE TO DRINK AS IT MELTED OFF THE WALLS!... .... SEE LACK OF LOVE FOR LOCKIE ( SNIFFLE, SNOT, SWALLL!)

I KNOW THEY HEARD ME...... I AM NOT A HAPPY LOCKIE....

TO ADD INSULT TO THE INJURY.... AS I LAY THERE UNDER THE SMELLY THING, ( SMELLS WORSE THAN IGLOO WHEN HE HAS BEEN EATING HERRING IN GARLIC SAUCE) CONSIDERING WHAT IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN I WAS CONVICTED OF PENGUIN AND MONKEY ABUSE, THE BIG HAIRY BLACK ALIEN WAS SUDDENLY LIFTED OFF OF ME !!!!!!!!!!!

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ONLY TO BE REPLACED BY THE THING WITH ORANGE HAIR, WHO WAS EATING THE BLACK HAIRY ONE..... EWWWWWWW! ALIEN SUSHI .. ...EWWW!

ONCE AGAIN, I YELLED, I SCREAMED, I OFFERED THE THING MONEY......IT ATE IT! YIKES....

I HEARD PD AND IGLOO AS THEY CAME AND WENT, AND I KNOW, IF I COULD HEAR THEM.......

I ..... KNOW ....YOU HEARD ME!!!!

I WAS CALLING AROUND ON MY CELL PHONE, TRYING TO FIND A SUPEHERO TO SAVE ME, WHEN THE THING LEFT.... YEAH!!!! .....BUT IT HAD SMASHED ME INTO THE GROUND SO FAR, I COULD NOT GET OUT!

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FLAGON AND DIO HAPPENED TO BE FLYING BY, AND ........" THEY" HEARD ME! ( A DRAGON FLYING A MILE HIGH IN THE SKY HEARS ME AND THESE TWO ARE 3 FT FROM ME AND CAN'T HEAR ME! UMMM HUMMM)

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DIO GOT A GUY WITH A BACK HOE TO COME IN AND DIG ME OUT...... SO NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.. ... BE AFRAID MONKEY MAN, AND HOUSESHOE, BE SO VERY AFRAID...... I HAVE A DRAGON FOR A FRIEND..... SHE BURNS WATER WITH HER BREATH ( SHE IS MAGIC, CHUCK THAT IS HOW THE PURPLE IGLOO WAS BURNED UP, SILLY)

NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE STORY, DO YOU BLAME ME FOR WANTING TO GIVE THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING SAT UPON FOR TWO DAYS BY A VERY UNPLEASANT SMELLY THING, TO THESE TWO PARTY ANIMALS OF QUESTIONABLE INTELLIEGENCE???? HUMMMMMM!!!!!

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HE HE HE!!! MEET DIO'S MAGICIAN MAGFOOLA..... AND BE AFRAID IGHOUSESHOE, INVENTOR OF THE MONEY MAKING GAME THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION, WHACK-A-LOCKIE, AND CHIMPANZEE PD... ........PARTNER IN THE FIRM OF HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. INDIA DIVISION,....LOCKIE IS WATCHING YOU.. I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT....OH! LORD....I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR TWO DAYS, OH LORD! OH LORD!.... ( phil collins rocks!) HEHEHE!!!!

NO REALLY, I AM FINE, JUST FINE!!!!!!..

lockerridge

victor in the evil x wars

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JANUARY 11, 2007 PART TWO...... IAMIGLOO IS HAVING A PARTY.. WOOHOO! LETS GO!

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LOCKIE HAS TOUCHED DOWN FROM HER SPACE CRUISE, IN IAMIGLOO'S BACK YARD ... TO ATTEND THE PARTY AT HIS PLACE ..... MUST BE SOOOOMMMME PARTY ... TO GET LOCKIE AWAY FROM HER VACATION!!!!!!!

I FEEL KIND OF SILLY DOING THIS, BUT I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, WHEN I SAY THIS MUSIC IS PLAYING FOR MY MIKE DOG... HE WAS INDEED, THIS "WOMANS BEST FRIEND "..... HE WAS MY BUDDY... AND I MISS HIM .... LIKE I AM MISSING A HAND..... GOODBYE MY SWEET PUPPY... I'LL SEE YOU LATER....

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HI EVERYONE, LOCKIE HERE, AND AFTER THE FIRST EDITION OF MY BLOG TODAY, I FOUND AN INVITATION TO A PARTY OVER AT IGHOUSESHOES, .... AT HIS ICE CASTLE!!

THAT HE HAS NOT PAID ME FOR YET!!!!! ROTTEN FURLESS FOWL.... BUT HE DOES KNOW HOW TO PARTY!

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I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER ATTACK OF EVIL ON MY FUNNYBONE NERVE .... EVIL, HAS NO SHAME, IT WILL STRIKE AT ANY TIME ....

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THE FURLESS FOWL SAID HE HAS A NEW GAME FOR US TO PLAY, THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION BECAUSE IT CURES THE FUNNYBONE NERVE EVIL DISEASE! ...... WOW!

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http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-kw3FXKI_cqF.VU4b3N1RlrV0Fsk-?cq=1

I INTEND TO PLAY THE GAME .... OH YES .....

INDEED I DO! .... LOL

SO PACK UP THE LAPTOPS ......

GET OUT YOUR EXTRA FLASH PLAYER 9 BUNDLES ....

LET'S GO WHACK A LOCKE ..... (OMG!)

EAT SOME CAKE ......

DRINK SOME OF WHAT EVER IS MELTING OFF THE ICE CASTLE TODAY ........

AND NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING UNTIL ...

....WE HAVE TO!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YEHAW! BABY!

HEY, HEY,.... HO, HO, ....!

.... IT IS OFF TO THE PARRR TTT EEEEE! .....I GO!.......!!!!!!..

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HE HE HE!.... LOCKIE KNOWS A FEW PARTY GAMES HERSELF, LOO LOO!

GOT YOUR NIKES ON? ..... HAHAHAHAHAHA

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lockerridge

~~~~~~~~ VICTOR IN THE EVIL X WAR~~~~~~

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JANUARY 11, 2007 LIFE IS NOT GIVING ME MUCH TO LIKE... TODAY..

IF YOU WERE READING MY BLOGS FOR A WHILE NOW, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THE BLOG I DID ABOUT LIFE WITH MIKE..... MIKE IS A WESTHIGHLAND WHITE TERRIER DOG.. MIKE CAME TO LIVE WITH ME WHEN HE WAS 4 MONTHS OLD... AND HAS BEEN MY CONSTANT COMPANION FOR 12 YRS NOW... UNTIL YESTERDAY...

HE WAS OLD, AND YES HE WAS SICK, AND HAD BEEN SINCE BEFORE CHRISTMAS TIME... HE HAD CANCER.

HE WENT DOWN HILL IN A HURRY. FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS HE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO CONTOL HIS FRONT LEGS, AND IT WAS JUST HEARTBREAKING TO WATCH HIM.... AND NOTHING ANYONE COULD DO, BUT HELP HIM TO DIE... I COULDN'T DO IT... I FED HIM AND GAVE HIM WATER WITH A HYPO SYRINGE FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS, HE LAY ON MY FEET... NOT BESIDE OR IN FRONT OR BEHIND.. AS I SAT AT THE COMPUTER HE LAY ON MY FEET AND SLEPT.

THEN 2 DAYS AGO, HE DEVELOPED PNEUMONIA, AND HE WAS TOO WEAK TO FIGHT OFF, EVEN WITH ANTIBIOTICS...

SO YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AT AROUND 2 PM, I OFFERED HIM WATER AND HE WAGGED HIS TAIL AT ME... AND THEN HE JUST QUIT....

I PROMISED MYSELF I WAS NOT GOING TO WRITE THIS BLOG, BUT I JUST HAVE TO LET SOME OF IT OUT....

I AM SITTING AT THE COMPUTER AND HE IS NOT KEEPING MY FEET WARM... I MISS HIM... A LOT...

HE KNEW ALL MY SECRETS AND HE COULD KEEP THEM, AND HE LOVED ME "BEST!"

SO HERE ARE FEW PHOTOS OF HIM, SO I CAN JUST STILL BE SEEING HIM, AS WELL AS AUTOMATICALLY LISTENING AND LOOKING FOR HIM.

HERE IS MCCAIN'S MARVELOUS MIKE.... KNOWN TO HIS FAMILY AS MICKEY MIKEY... THE BEST DOG IN THE WORLD.. YES YOU ARE ... THE VERY BEST DOG EVER IN THIS WORLD... I MISS YOU FUZZY PUPPY... I MISS YOU....

lockerridge