FEBRUARY 15, 2007 URGENT MESSAGE FROM AGENT 000063..

WE HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM LOCKIE.. SHE HAS SENT US TO TELL YOU WHAT IS UP WITH HER ABSENCE FROM THE 360.... AND TO BRING HER BACK SOME WALNUTS... SHE IS HUNGRY.. !! HEHE

AS YOU KNOW YESTERDAY WAS ST. VALENTINES DAY.. HOMER, WITH GREAT SWEETNESS AND LOVE OF LOCKIE, PRESENTED HER WITH A DOZEN RED ROSES AND A BOX OF HER FAVORITE CHOCOLATE CANDY.. YEAH THE EXPENSIVE STUFF!.. WHOA!

SO SHE IS BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH HER TIME AND SPENDING SOME OF IT WITH HIM.... WHICH AS HE SO SMUGLY PUT IT, AS HE WAS HANDING HER THE FLOWERS, A RARE TREAT FOR HIM... HUMM WONDER WHY HE SAID SUCH A THING AS THAT?... SHE ONLY SPENDS HER ENTIRE EVENING, MOST OF THE NIGHT, AND QUITE A BIT OF THE EARLY MORNING PECKING AWAY AT THE KEYBOARD, AND LAUGHING OUTLOUD, WAKING HIM FROM HIS BEAUTY REST... AND HE REALLY, REALLY, NEEDS HIS BEAUTY REST... HE NEEDS AT LEAST A YEAR AND A HALF IN A COMA.. WHEW!

BUT, SHE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT SHE IS AWARE OF THE FATE OF THE " WEAKER" MEMBERS OF THE GROUP OF DOOSIERLOOSERS... WELL YES, SHE DID SAY "WEAKER" MEMBERS, WHO HAVE FALLEN INTO THE SPELL OF THE EVIL.... HUSSSIE!! X 2= DUOHUSSIEEVIL.. UMMM. UMMM. UMMM..

SHE HAS ASKED FOR FUNDING AND PERMISSION TO CALL IN THE BIG GUNS ON THIS DEAL. IF THEY EVER, FINISH FIGHTING OVER THE SCRIPT, AND IMPROVISING WARDROBE, THEY MIGHT GET HERE IN TIME TO STOP THIS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT IS GROWING WITH AN ALARMING RATE OF SPEED! THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE BECOMING ILL.. OR ADDICTED, OR JUST LIKING THE TASTE OF LEEKS! EWWWWWW!ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

THIS HAS GROWN TOO LARGE FOR A LONE AGENT, WITH ONE BOMB, TO TRY AND BLOW IT UP! I AM UNDER ORDERS NOT TO TAKE OUT THE ENTIRE SITE, IT WOULD NOT BE POLITE.. . SO HANG IN THERE GANG.. WEAR YOUR EARMUFFS, AND WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE SONG OF THE EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL HUSSILLA... JUST SAY NO.. LIKE DR. PHIL TOLD YOU TOO.. IT IS EASY , JUST LIKE DR. PHIL SAYS IT IS... GO AND EAT SOME ONION SOUP AND TAKE TWO EXCEDRIN. I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW... MAYBE... BUT THEN AGAIN THOSE ROSES SURE ARE PRETTY, THAT WINE SURE TASTES GOOD WITH THOSE CHOCOLATES AND THAT HUSSIE SURE IS UGLY... HUMM. DECISIONS,.... DECISONS...

IN THE MEANTIME GO TO THE LINK BELOW AND KICK SOME DEMONS OUT OF IAMIGLOO.. IT MIGHT NOT HELP ANYTHING, BUT IT WILL BE A LOT OF FUN! HONEST, I AM NOT EVIL... I JUST SOUND THAT WAY!

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HEHEHEHEHEEHEE!

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GOT A SUPER, DUPER, KING OF ALL THE ROTTEN SLOW ISPS YOU GUYS, HAD TO WAIT UNTIL ALMOST 4 A.M., BEFORE THE SERVICE WAS OPENED UP FROM OTHER USERS ONLINE, TO THE POINT I COULD POST THIS.. I MIGHT NOT BE HERE MUCH UNTIL THEY SHOW UP WITH MY DISH AND HOOK THIS LOCKIE UP.....

LOVE YA'LL ,AND IGLOO STOP EATING THE DANDELIONS. AT LEAST USE SALAD DRESSING AND A FORK! SOMEONE GO GET HIM OUT OF THE WATER, HE IS PLAYING WITH A FROG...IGLOO PUT DOWN THE FROG, THAT IS NO ORDINARY FROG, IGLUCY .....PUT THE FROG DOWN... IF IT GOES TINKLE ON YOU,...... UMMM... YOU WILL SMELL LIKE FROG TINKLE..

SIGH! HEHEHEEHEE

lockerridge

FEBRUARY 14, 2007 STEP 2 OF THE INTERVENTION OF IAMIGLOO

HIDDY HOOO! FELLOW INTERVENTIONEERS!CUPID LOCKIE HAD TO TAKE A PIT STOP YESTERDAY, BECAUSE HER OWN BODY TURNED ON HER, AND MAN, WAS IT EVER WAS EVIL!

I THINK PERHAPS I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF THE EVIL HUSSIE FOR TOO LONG YESTERDAY... UM HUMM!

BUT, NEVER FEAR I AM HERE WITH STEP TWO OF THE INTERVENTION OF EL STINKO... IAMIGLOO... OUR FRIEND WHO IS IN BIG TIME TROUBLE WITH THE SOUL SUCKING SUCCUBUS ON HIS PAGE, POSING AS A LITTLE LEEK SINGER.... OH SHE IS EVIL.... THE HUSSIE!!!!

IN STEP ONE WE SEVERED THE LINKS THE EVIL HUSSIE HAD WOVEN INTO IGHOUSESHOES BRAIN... AND HE KIND OF FLEW INTO A BOUT A MILLION PIECES!!! ( IT IS OKAY, WE ARE GOING TO FIX HIM)... BELOW IS THE PUZZLE OF IGLOOLOO.... PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER SO WE CAN TORTURE, AHEMM, EXCUSE ME, CURE HIM OF THIS EVIL THAT HAS TAKEN OVER HIS LIFE...'

SAKURA.. .. SNAP OUT OF IT GIRLFRIEND!!!... YOU ARE HERE TO HELP, NOT GET SUCKED IN YOUR SELF.. YOU NEED COFFEE... SOMEONE GET THE WOMAN COFFEE, AND A MIRROR...

SAKURA LOOK AT YOURSELF.. SEE THE MOUSTACHE.. YOU ARE TURNING INTO ONE OF THE EVIL HUSSIES ... SHE DOES NOT WANT YOUR SOUL.. SHE WILL JUST TURN YOU INTO A THING LIKE HER... NOW SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!

SORRY WE COULDN'T AFFORD ALL 12 STEPS IGLOO LOO. WE HAD A FUND RAISER AND WE RAISED $1.74, AND A COUPON FOR A FREE TANNING SESSION, BUT ALAS NOT ENOUGH, SO WE TOOK THE COUPON AND TRADED IT FOR A STAIRCASE! YOU CAN KEEP THE 9 STEPS WE BOUGHT FOR YOU IN IT, AND NEVER, EVER LOSE THEM... WE ♥ IAMIGLOO... MAYBE.. IF YOU WOULD JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SMELL IT WOULD BE EASIER ...... HERRING IN GARLIC BUTTER... EWWWWWWWW!!!!! AND THE FLEAS..... YOUR HAVE FLEAS SO BAD THEY HAVE BUILT A CITY ON YOUR BACK.. . DON'T WORRY, WE WILL WORK ON THAT LATER, GRANNY JUNE ELLEN IS WORKING TOWARD A SOLUTION FOR YOU... HEHEHEHEEHEE! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT ONE... HONEST, I AM NOT EVIL, I JUST SOUND THAT WAY! HEHEHE

lockerridge