FEBRUARY 17, 2007 LOCKERRIDGE FINDS THE CURE...

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IT WAS A CLOSE CALL ON THIS ONE FOLKS!

AFTER SEARCHING THE WORLD, FROM LEFT SIDE TO RIGHT SIDE, AND ALL POINTS INBETWEEN .....

FOR A CURE FOR THE YABADABADOOSIES.... I WAS READY TO ADMIT DEFEAT.....

AND THEN....(DRUMROLL)

A MIRACLE HAPPENED!!!! ( DADADADUMM!)

WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE ON THE NO CABLE TV I HAVE... ( YUCK!) I WAS GIVEN THE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM!!!!

THE HUSSIE... IS ON HER WAY TO WHERE SHE CAME FROM.... AND MY FRIENDS WILL RETURN TO NORMAL STRANGENESS!

AS SOON AS THEY LISTEN TO THE HEALING EFFECTS OF THE SONG WHICH SHOULD BE PLAYING AS I TYPE THIS ..

AND STARE INTO THE HEALING SPARKLING(REALLY COOL LOOKING) SQUARE ... GOOOD NEWS!!! GOOOD NEWS!!!!! GOOOD NEWWS!

OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS READY?

PD...

SURI.....

JAE ELLE.....

SAKURA.......

AND YOU!.... THE LITTLE MENACE THAT STARTED ALL THIS...OLE STINKY HIMSELF

IAMIGLOO.....

CAN YOU FEEL THE EVILNESS JUST DWINDLING AWAY... AND THE EFFECT OF THE DIZZY SWINGING LEEK FADING..

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WELLL.... DO.... YOU????

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IF YOU DON'T, THEN THE ONLY OTHER RECOURSE IS TO SEND YOU ON THE TANNING SESSION AND HOPE TO FRY IT OUT OF YOU..

SO, LISTEN UP!! FEEL THE HEALING EFFECTS, DAMMIT!!!

AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND NOW PEOPLE!!!!

THIS ONION HUSSIE HAS GOT TO GO!!

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SO LISTEN TO THE SONG!!.. STARE AT THE SQUARE!!! AND FEEL THE EFFECT DWINDLING...

OKAY THAT IS BETTER.... JUST RELAX, AND LET THE FUMES OF THE ONIONS JUST FLOAT BY YOU, AND OUT OF THE BLOG!!!

OHMMMMMMM...

IGHOUSESHOE YOU ARE NOT COOPERATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

YOU WANT THE TANNING SESSION BUSTER.... YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS?. .HUMMM... AS A MATTER OF FACT IT MIGHT HELP WITH THE FLEA POPULATION ON YOUR BACK..

NOPE... DON'T HAVE THE COUPON......

WE TRADED IT FOR THE STAIRCASE... WHICH WE DO NOT NEED... CAUSE THE YABADABADOOSIE LOSERS ARE LOSERS..

THEY DO NOT WORK.. THEY SUCK ONION SCENTED PIG PUDDLE WATER...

MORAL TO THIS INTERVENTION IS.......

DO NOT TRUST A 12 STEP PROGRAM THAT CHARGES BY THE STEP......HAS POSTER MEMBERS WHO ARE CARTOON CHARACTERS.... AND NEVER SHOW UP FOR THE MEETINGS AFTER THEY COLLECT THEIR FEE.......

THEY ARE EVIL!!..

lockerridge

FEBRUARY 15, 2007 URGENT MESSAGE FROM AGENT 000063..

WE HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM LOCKIE.. SHE HAS SENT US TO TELL YOU WHAT IS UP WITH HER ABSENCE FROM THE 360.... AND TO BRING HER BACK SOME WALNUTS... SHE IS HUNGRY.. !! HEHE

AS YOU KNOW YESTERDAY WAS ST. VALENTINES DAY.. HOMER, WITH GREAT SWEETNESS AND LOVE OF LOCKIE, PRESENTED HER WITH A DOZEN RED ROSES AND A BOX OF HER FAVORITE CHOCOLATE CANDY.. YEAH THE EXPENSIVE STUFF!.. WHOA!

SO SHE IS BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH HER TIME AND SPENDING SOME OF IT WITH HIM.... WHICH AS HE SO SMUGLY PUT IT, AS HE WAS HANDING HER THE FLOWERS, A RARE TREAT FOR HIM... HUMM WONDER WHY HE SAID SUCH A THING AS THAT?... SHE ONLY SPENDS HER ENTIRE EVENING, MOST OF THE NIGHT, AND QUITE A BIT OF THE EARLY MORNING PECKING AWAY AT THE KEYBOARD, AND LAUGHING OUTLOUD, WAKING HIM FROM HIS BEAUTY REST... AND HE REALLY, REALLY, NEEDS HIS BEAUTY REST... HE NEEDS AT LEAST A YEAR AND A HALF IN A COMA.. WHEW!

BUT, SHE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT SHE IS AWARE OF THE FATE OF THE " WEAKER" MEMBERS OF THE GROUP OF DOOSIERLOOSERS... WELL YES, SHE DID SAY "WEAKER" MEMBERS, WHO HAVE FALLEN INTO THE SPELL OF THE EVIL.... HUSSSIE!! X 2= DUOHUSSIEEVIL.. UMMM. UMMM. UMMM..

SHE HAS ASKED FOR FUNDING AND PERMISSION TO CALL IN THE BIG GUNS ON THIS DEAL. IF THEY EVER, FINISH FIGHTING OVER THE SCRIPT, AND IMPROVISING WARDROBE, THEY MIGHT GET HERE IN TIME TO STOP THIS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT IS GROWING WITH AN ALARMING RATE OF SPEED! THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE BECOMING ILL.. OR ADDICTED, OR JUST LIKING THE TASTE OF LEEKS! EWWWWWW!ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

THIS HAS GROWN TOO LARGE FOR A LONE AGENT, WITH ONE BOMB, TO TRY AND BLOW IT UP! I AM UNDER ORDERS NOT TO TAKE OUT THE ENTIRE SITE, IT WOULD NOT BE POLITE.. . SO HANG IN THERE GANG.. WEAR YOUR EARMUFFS, AND WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE SONG OF THE EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL HUSSILLA... JUST SAY NO.. LIKE DR. PHIL TOLD YOU TOO.. IT IS EASY , JUST LIKE DR. PHIL SAYS IT IS... GO AND EAT SOME ONION SOUP AND TAKE TWO EXCEDRIN. I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW... MAYBE... BUT THEN AGAIN THOSE ROSES SURE ARE PRETTY, THAT WINE SURE TASTES GOOD WITH THOSE CHOCOLATES AND THAT HUSSIE SURE IS UGLY... HUMM. DECISIONS,.... DECISONS...

IN THE MEANTIME GO TO THE LINK BELOW AND KICK SOME DEMONS OUT OF IAMIGLOO.. IT MIGHT NOT HELP ANYTHING, BUT IT WILL BE A LOT OF FUN! HONEST, I AM NOT EVIL... I JUST SOUND THAT WAY!

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HEHEHEHEHEEHEE!

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GOT A SUPER, DUPER, KING OF ALL THE ROTTEN SLOW ISPS YOU GUYS, HAD TO WAIT UNTIL ALMOST 4 A.M., BEFORE THE SERVICE WAS OPENED UP FROM OTHER USERS ONLINE, TO THE POINT I COULD POST THIS.. I MIGHT NOT BE HERE MUCH UNTIL THEY SHOW UP WITH MY DISH AND HOOK THIS LOCKIE UP.....

LOVE YA'LL ,AND IGLOO STOP EATING THE DANDELIONS. AT LEAST USE SALAD DRESSING AND A FORK! SOMEONE GO GET HIM OUT OF THE WATER, HE IS PLAYING WITH A FROG...IGLOO PUT DOWN THE FROG, THAT IS NO ORDINARY FROG, IGLUCY .....PUT THE FROG DOWN... IF IT GOES TINKLE ON YOU,...... UMMM... YOU WILL SMELL LIKE FROG TINKLE..

SIGH! HEHEHEEHEE

lockerridge