MARCH 14, 2007 H-DAY IS ALMOST HERE! ANYBODY ELSE SCARED? HEHE

WELL IT IS THE DAY BEFORE H-DAY! AND MY LITTLE EGGIE POOS ARE STILL JUST SITTING THERE..... DOING NOTHING. I HIRED A HATCH SITTER, BECAUSE OF THE WORLD TOUR I HAVE BEEN ON....

ANYONE ELSE HAD THEIR EGG HATCH OUT? I AM DUE AT THE INTERNET PARKING TICKET PAY OUT DEPT. OF INTERNET HARRASSMENT OF SURFERS IN ABOUT AN HOUR... I PLAN ON BUYING THE THINGS I WILL PROBABLY NEED FOR THE HATCHING OUT OF SAID EGGIE POOS. I THINK I WILL BUY A CAGE, HIRE A LION TAMER, AND BUY A LARGE HAMMER FOR THE WORLD SAFTEY PROGRAM.... UMM HUMMM..

HAVE TO BE PREPARED YA KNOW!

COULD BE ANYTHING IN THOSE EGGIE POOS.. LIKE THESE LITTLE CRITTERS.. MOST OF WHICH NEED THE LARGE HAMMER TREATMENT! WHOA!

RICHARD SIMMONS

OMG!!!!

HEHEHE!

PROBABLY WON'T BE ONLINE TODAY ANYMORE TODAY.. GOT SOME JUNK TO HAUL OUT AND NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE THAT REALLY STRANGE SMELL IS COMING FROM IN THE KITCHEN...

I HAVE A FEELING IT IS COMING FROM UNDER THE BURNERS ON THE STOVE.. HAD A LITTLE BOIL OVER ACCIDENT WITH DINNER LAST WEEK AND WELL ... I THOUGHT MR. CLEAN HAD DONE HIS JOB... BUT, WELL IT IS NOT A PRETTY SUBJECT TO END A BLOG WITH SO I WON'T!

I AM PROBABLY LYING I CAN'T STAY OFF THE PC!.... I THINK I AM ADDICTED TO SPEED... ... NO! NO! NO!!!! NOT THAT KIND OF SPEED... SHEESH .... GET A GRIP PEOPLE! I MEAN "INTERNET HIGH SPEED", AND I KNOW I AM ADDICTED TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE.. SOMETIMES I WOULD LIKE TO JUST DIGITIZE MYSELF AND JUMP INTO 360 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.... FAIRY TALES ARE SOOOOO NICE EH?

LATER DUDES AND DUDETTES....... HEHEHE

I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS REALLY PRETTY PICTURE... BELIEVE IT OR NOT... I LIVE IN A PLACE VERY MUCH LIKE THIS SCENE... LUCKY GIRL AREN'T I ?

lockerridge

MARCH 13, 2007 COME INSIDE, COME INSIDE... ITS THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS

HELLO GOOD FRIENDS!

I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW I RECENTLY BOUGHT A HUGHES NET SATELLITE DISH AND AM NOW PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR A HIGH SPEED INTERNET CONNECTION... BUT HEY, LIKE THE LADY ON THE COMMERCIALS SAYS, " I'M WORTH IT!" HEHE

I HAVE BEEN ON A CONTINUOUS SURFIN' SAFARI SINCE LAST MONDAY, AND I NOW HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES YOU COULD PACK ENOUGH INTO FOR A TWO WEEK VACATION!

I LOVE IT!!

I IMAGINE YOU HAVE NOTICED THAT MY BLOGS HAVE BEEN FLASHED OUT ENOUGH TO CAUSE SEIZURES IN NORMAL PEOPLE.. BUT THANK GOODNESS I HAVE ABNORMALLY FANTASTIC FRIENDS!

BUT, SINCE I HAVE BEEN GETTING A REALLY BAD REPUTATION AS AN EVIL DOER, ESPECIALLY BY FLEA BITTEN FOWL WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, HIS INITIALS ARE IGHOUSESHOE STINKY FLEA INFESTED MENACE TO MY MENTAL STABILITY IGLOO..

NOW DON'T TRY TO GET ME TO TELL YOU ANYMORE THAN THAT ... BECAUSE I CAN KEEP A SECRET, HUH PD? HEHEHE

NOW CUT THAT OUT! I AM NOT EVIL! REALLY I AM NOT! I JUST SOUND THAT WAY SOMETIMES! HEHEEHE

TO PROVE IT I HAVE ALREADY POSTED ONCE TODAY, BUT IT WAS A REALLY WEINER... SUCKED PIG PUDDLE WATER THAT WAS PHOTOBUCKETS FAULT NOT MINE!

SO I WENT TO SLIDE .COM AND MADE THIS LITTLE PRESENTATION FOR YOU! .. HAVEN'T DONE ONE IN A WHILE SO WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!

( SOMEONE SOMEWHERE GAVE ME A VIEWING TIP FOR VIDEOS AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE... IF YOU HAVE EXPLORER 7 MAGNIFY YOUR PAGE TO 150 TO 200 TIMES AND CENTER IT ON THE SCREEN... EH? GOT POPCORN FOR THE BIG SCREEN?)

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lockerridge

Entry for March 03, 2007

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ABOVE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT CANHATCH FROM AN EGG THAT I SENT EACH ONE OF MY FRIENDS..

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HATCH ON MARCH 15TH.... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MINE WILL HATCH OUT TO BE.. MAYBE A LIZARD OR A BABY BIRD.. BUT WE WILL SEE ON MARCH 15TH.. I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT IT IS SO INCREDIBLY IMAGINATIVE AND HOW WONDERFUL THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT OF AND DEVELOPED THIS IS.. THAT I HAD TO ADOPT AND FARM OUT A LOT OF THEM... HEHEHE

March 6, 2007

update.. buddy w. does not want to be a mommie.... he is afraid his best friend buddy, the bird would not like an addition to the family in a fowl way so, I have taken the egg back within the lockerridge protection of baby critters in eggs program... so now I have two babies to get there on the 15 th of March I do hope.. nothing is sure around here you know.. it is the internet.. umm humm...

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