MARCH 15, 2007 THE DOCTOR IS IN..... 5 CENTS PLEASE...

NO RELEVANCE TO THIS BLOG EXCEPT ISN'T THIS SO VERY WONDERFUL TO LOOK AT?

UMMMM HUMMMM... BEAUTIFUL!

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WELL, WELL, WELL!! AFTER ALL THAT WAITING, WATCHING, WONDERING, AND EGG SITTING. AFTER ALL THE C0MPLAINING, THE THREATS OF SCRAMBLED EGGS, THE LETTING OF KITTY CATS PLAY WITH THEM, AND THE USUAL DOUBTING OF LOCKIES ABILITES, THEY ACTUALLY HATCHED...

NOW YOU ARE MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM! THE COMMON THREATS NOW ARE, GOING TO FEED THEM TO YOUR CATS AND DRAGONS AND THINGS, PUTTING THEM UP FOR ADOPTION, AND JUST IGNORING THEM.... SHAME UPON THOSE WITH THIS MIND SET!..

LOVE AND HUGS TO THOSE WHO HAVE TAKEN TO WHATIZIT PARENTHOOD WITH ZEST AND ZEAL, AND MAYBE A LITTLE ZESTY ZEALLY INSANITY, I THINK YOU ARE MARVELOUS!!! NO SHAME WILL BE UPON YOU AT ALL! UNLESS YOU DO NOT SIT AND LISTEN, INSTEAD OF PLAYING WITH YOUR NEWBORNS.. QUIET NOW! THAT IS BETTER. OH MY! CLEAN UP IN THE CENTER ISLE! EWWWWWW

I GAVE ALL OF YOU, COUNT THEM, ONE....JUST ONE.. EGG! IF YOU ASQUIRED MORE, IT WAS NOT FROM ME, SO SIT DOWN, BE QUIET, AND I WILL GIVE YOU COOKIES AND KOOLAID IN A LITTLE WHILE.... OREOS... EH? .... CHERRY KOOLAID.... (FOOD PULLS EM IN EVERY TIME!)

I THINK PERHAPS YOU GUYS ARE IN NEED OF PROFESSIONAL HELP WITH ALL OF THE WOES OF WHATIZIT REARING.

I HAVE CONTACTED DR. PHIL,(CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND AND PHYSCIAN OF MINE) AND HE DIRECTED ME TO THIS WONDER OF WHATIZIT KNOWLEDGE. THE AUTHOR OF A TEXT BOOK ON HOW TO BE A LOVING AND PRACTICAL PARENTING OF A WHATIZIT BABY. ( ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?)

DR. LOCKERSPOCKERRIDGE.PHD. FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON WHATIZIT PARENTING IN THE 21ST CENTURY.

PLEASE PEOPLE, QUIET! YOUR WHATIZIT WILL BE EASIER TO LIVE WITH IF YOU WILL JUST LISTEN!

OH, AND BY THE WAY, ONCE THEY HATCH, YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THEM.. THEY COME BACK.. EVEN IF THE CATS EAT THEM, OR YOU THROW THEM INTO A RIVER, OR IF YOU LET YOUR DRAGON PLAY WITH THEM AND THEY EXPIRE, THEY COME BACK..

THEY ARE IMMORTAL.. YOU ARE MOMMIE AND DADDY FOREVER AND EVER.. HEHEHEHEE! I AM NOT REALLY EVIL, I JUST SOUND THAT WAY... HEHEHE YEAH, YOUR RIGHT I LIKE SOUNDING EVIL..

I HAVE HERE THE CHART OF WHAT YOU MAY LOOK FORWORD TO AS YOUR WHATIZIT GROWS INTO ADULTHOOD..

IF YOU HAVE THIS TYPE OF WHATIZIT...IT WILL GROW INTO THE SECOND CRITTER IF YOU ARE A GOOD PARENT.

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IF YOU ARE NOT A GOOD PARENT THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL GET......

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THATS RIGHT! BE A BAD PARENT AND YOUR WHATIZIT WILL BECOME A TELLYTUBBIE!!!

OREOS AND CHERRY KOOLAID ARE BEING SERVED IN THE BACK OF THE BLOG.. BE CAREFUL AND NO PUSHING.. I SAW THAT MISTER!

HEHEHE!

ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE HOME GRAPHIC... I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE A LITTLE CABIN LIKE THIS ONE, ON THE CREEK, ALMOST LIKE THIS ONE! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS.. SPRING AND FALL.. LOTS OF RAIN, AND RISING WATER.. BUT, OH! THE SUMMERS AND THE WINTERS ARE SO..WHOA!

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MARCH 14, 2007 H-DAY IS ALMOST HERE! ANYBODY ELSE SCARED? HEHE

WELL IT IS THE DAY BEFORE H-DAY! AND MY LITTLE EGGIE POOS ARE STILL JUST SITTING THERE..... DOING NOTHING. I HIRED A HATCH SITTER, BECAUSE OF THE WORLD TOUR I HAVE BEEN ON....

ANYONE ELSE HAD THEIR EGG HATCH OUT? I AM DUE AT THE INTERNET PARKING TICKET PAY OUT DEPT. OF INTERNET HARRASSMENT OF SURFERS IN ABOUT AN HOUR... I PLAN ON BUYING THE THINGS I WILL PROBABLY NEED FOR THE HATCHING OUT OF SAID EGGIE POOS. I THINK I WILL BUY A CAGE, HIRE A LION TAMER, AND BUY A LARGE HAMMER FOR THE WORLD SAFTEY PROGRAM.... UMM HUMMM..

HAVE TO BE PREPARED YA KNOW!

COULD BE ANYTHING IN THOSE EGGIE POOS.. LIKE THESE LITTLE CRITTERS.. MOST OF WHICH NEED THE LARGE HAMMER TREATMENT! WHOA!

RICHARD SIMMONS

OMG!!!!

HEHEHE!

PROBABLY WON'T BE ONLINE TODAY ANYMORE TODAY.. GOT SOME JUNK TO HAUL OUT AND NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE THAT REALLY STRANGE SMELL IS COMING FROM IN THE KITCHEN...

I HAVE A FEELING IT IS COMING FROM UNDER THE BURNERS ON THE STOVE.. HAD A LITTLE BOIL OVER ACCIDENT WITH DINNER LAST WEEK AND WELL ... I THOUGHT MR. CLEAN HAD DONE HIS JOB... BUT, WELL IT IS NOT A PRETTY SUBJECT TO END A BLOG WITH SO I WON'T!

I AM PROBABLY LYING I CAN'T STAY OFF THE PC!.... I THINK I AM ADDICTED TO SPEED... ... NO! NO! NO!!!! NOT THAT KIND OF SPEED... SHEESH .... GET A GRIP PEOPLE! I MEAN "INTERNET HIGH SPEED", AND I KNOW I AM ADDICTED TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE.. SOMETIMES I WOULD LIKE TO JUST DIGITIZE MYSELF AND JUMP INTO 360 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.... FAIRY TALES ARE SOOOOO NICE EH?

LATER DUDES AND DUDETTES....... HEHEHE

I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS REALLY PRETTY PICTURE... BELIEVE IT OR NOT... I LIVE IN A PLACE VERY MUCH LIKE THIS SCENE... LUCKY GIRL AREN'T I ?

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