Entry for January 27, 2007

WITH AGE COMES WISDOM ~ THE TALKING FROG

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

lockerridge

JANUARY 25, 2007 BREAKTHROUGH REMEDY DISCOVERED HILLBILLY TECH. INC. DOES IT AGAIN!

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HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. THIS DOG CAN HUNT DIVISION CRITTER SUPPLEMENTS RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT GRANNY JUNE ELLEN PLANT MANAGER DATE LINE JANUARY 25, 2007 INCREDIBLE NEW PRODUCT SAVES PENGUIN'S LIFE! THE NEWLY DEVELOPED POP EM BACK OUT ELIXIR BROUGHT TO THE PUBLIC BY HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY HAS SAVED THE LIFE OF ONE MR. IAMIGLOO FROM THE ARCTIC CIRCLE... AT PRESS TIME THE FACTS GATHERED CONCLUDED THAT MR. IAMIGLOO WAS AT HOME ON WED. EVENING OF THIS WEEK WHEN FLAGON DRAGON PAID A VISIT TO HELP WITH THE LIFTING OF A FRIEND WHO HAD FALLEN AND COULD NOT GET UP.... SAKURA4ETERNITY MS. FLAGON DRAGON HAD A MISCALCULATION IN HER LANDING COORDINATES AND ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON MR. IAMIGLOO SHE WAS MOST APOLOGETIC AND BROUGHT MR. IGLOO IN TO THE HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. LABORATORIES FOR SOME IMMEDIATE RELIEF! MS. DRAGONS WIZARD FRIEND DIOGENESE CAME TO THE DOOR AND GAVE A FINAL NOD AND THEN POOFED OUT.( HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR HIS HIGH INTELLIGENCE) GRANNY JUNE ELLEN HAD JUST THE ELIXIR TO FIX MR. IGLOO'S DIRE CONDITION THE POP 'EM BACK OUT POTION! FOR ALL CRITTERS WITH THE SAIL CRITTER CONDITION. MR. IAMIGLOO'S FRIEND PD CAME TO PAY HIM A VISIT AND PROMPTLY BEGAN TO TELL HIM NOT TO TAKE THE ELIXIR.... BUT HE DID ANYWAY... AND THIS IS THE PHOTO STEP BY STEP TRANSFORMATION THAT TOOK PLACE...

AS YOU CAN SEE IT WASN'T A COMPLETE SUCCESS, BUT NOT TO WORRY GRANNY JUNE ELLEN SAYS IT MIGHT WEAR OFF ON ITS OWN.... SHE HOPES!!!

HEHEHEEEE!

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lockerridge

JANUARY 24, 2007 WAITING FOR HOPE TO FLOAT UP....

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GRAPHIC THAT JUST HAS A HOLD ON ME...

IT IS BEAUTIFUL , THAT IS OBVIOUS, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE THAT HAS ME, AND I JUST DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS... I AM DRAWN TO IT OVER AND OVER...

IAMIGLOO POSTED A POEM SOME TIME BACK, THAT I HAVE FOUND TO BE SOMETHING ELSE I AM DRAWN TOO, WHEN I FEEL THE FOG START TO ROLL INTO MY DAYS, I WANT TO GO AND READ IT, SO I DO...

LIFE TAUGHT ME A VERY LONG TIME AGO, THAT THIS KIND OF PULL ON MY HEART, EMOTIONS, AND MIND SHOULD NOT BE IGNORED....

THEN ANOTHER THOUGHT CAME TO ME....

PERHAPS IT IS NOT JUST FOR ME.... PERHAPS GOD HAS SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU FROM IT ALSO... AT LEAST I AM HOPEFUL, THAT IS WILL SPEAK TO OTHERS AND WE MIGHT FIND THAT WHICH IS BEING OFFERED TO US...

IGLOO ENTITLED THE BLOG.........

DON'T GIVE UP BE STRONG! Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light --Dylan Thomas graphics I used on this page were hosted by : SparkleTags.com Pimp.MyYearbook.com lockerridge

JANUARY 19, 2007 WHAT WENT AROUND, CAME BACK AROUND!!! YEHAW!

HELLO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HOUSESHOE AND MONKEY MAN..... EVEN THOUGH THE LAST TWO ARE STILL UNDER THE PAYBACK OF LOCKERRIDGE CLOUD OF DARKNESS .. .. OH YES! .... IT IS PARTIAL PAYMENT TIME FOR THE EVIL DUO..... IT DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR THOSE WHOM FAIL TO SHOW CONTINUOUS LOVE FOR LOCKIE..... HO HO!...

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I AM IN TOUCH WITH MONKEY MAN'S MOM, AND SHE IS IN FULL AGREEMENT, THAT A LESSON NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT IN BEING MORE LOVING TO LOCKIE.... YOU IN TROUBLE NOW... MONKEY MAN! HEHEHEHE! I WILL BE BACK FOR YOU..........LATER!!!!!!!!

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I AM NOT EVIL! I JUST SOUND THAT WAY!!

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