FEBRUARY 2, 2007 THERE IS A LOT OF EVIDENCE OF GLOBAL WARMING AT MY HOUSE... NOT!

I AM IN THE VERY MIDDLE OF THE GLOBAL WARMING CRISIS! HEHE

I HAVE NOT SEEN A WINTER LIKE WE ARE HAVING IN A LOT OF YEARS!

IF THIS IS A PRODUCT OF GLOBAL WARMING, WELL I HOPE WE DON'T HAVE A GLOBAL FREEZING.. .. I WILL BE ABLE TO GROW ORANGES IN MY BACKYARD!

MY PC IS RUNNING SO SLOW TONIGHT .. .. 26.4kps IS MORE LIKE 12.2kps... So this is going to be short,( shut up ighouseshoe, I can so not be long winded! Maybe,.. sometimes,.. when I don't have anything to say,.. which is never,.. Okay! So I have a tendancy to ramble.. .. argh! I am doing it again! It is all the houseshoes fault! You all saw it!) hehehehee (didn't think I was going to take the blame did you?)

THE GOPHERS ARE BACK! WITH A VENGANCE.... THIS WAS TAKEN UNDERNEATH MY MOBILE HOME...WE FOUND THIS YESTERDAY, WHEN WE PULLED THE PUSH LAWN MOWER OUT, GETTING TO THE WATER PIPES, TO WRAP THEM IN HEAT TAPE. THEY ARE TRYING TO RUN ME OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD I THINK.. .. LOOK WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO THE SUPPORTS THAT MY

MOBLIE HOME SITS ON!

THIS IS WAR!

FORT GOPHER HAS GOT TO GO DOWN!

THEY ARE IN TROUBLE NOW!

HOMER WANTS TO BRING IN THE BIG TONKA TOYS!

AND LOCKIE SAID SIC 'EM HOMER....

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JANUARY 29, 2007 WHY MEN SHOULD NOT BABYSIT!

I ran across these photos the other day, and thought maybe everyone should be made aware of the fact that men are not real great baby sitters.... sometimes they don't really have a good grasp on the concept of good child wellness care.... or they just take the easy way out... only the men know for sure, and they aren't telling...

I will let the photos speak for themselves, so just scroll on down to the photo facts of the claim...

MEN SHOULD NOT BABYSIT

MAYBE YOU SHOULD FEED THE BABY BEFORE IT GETS THIS HUNGRY..JUST A THOUGHT..

THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO TAKE THE BABY TO VISIT GRANDMA....

THIS IS NOT A BABY... JUST A HINT...

CHILDREN DO NO RIDE WELL ON THE "OUTSIDE" OF THE AIRPLANE... IT MESSES UP THEIR HAIR...

THEY LET HIM PLAY THE DRUMS WHEN HE STARTED BEATING THEM AT POKER...

DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE AN ELECTRIC RAZOR WOULD BE SAFER...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

THE KIDS ARE ALWAYS LOSING THINGS... IMPORTANT THINGS!

WELL A PARENT SHOULD ENCOURAGE ARTISTIC URGES, BUTTTTTT...

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A SIPPY CUP... JUST ANOTHER THOUGHT!

IT MIGHT BE MORE EFFICIENT, BUT THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO WASH A RUBBER DUCKY..... NOPE SURE ISN'T!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST..... DON'T LET 'EM TAKE THE BOYS TO BALLGAME WITHOUT YOU MOM... THIS CAN LEAD TO SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE A PHONE CALL WHERE THE VOICE ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE SAYS," HEY, MOM PUT DAD ON THE PHONE, I NEED SOMEBODY TO BAIL ME OUT OF JAIL, I ASSAULTED ONE OF THE OTHER TEAMS FANS.... IT WAS GLORIOUS MOM!"

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Entry for January 27, 2007

WITH AGE COMES WISDOM ~ THE TALKING FROG

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

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JANUARY 25, 2007 BREAKTHROUGH REMEDY DISCOVERED HILLBILLY TECH. INC. DOES IT AGAIN!

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HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. THIS DOG CAN HUNT DIVISION CRITTER SUPPLEMENTS RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT GRANNY JUNE ELLEN PLANT MANAGER DATE LINE JANUARY 25, 2007 INCREDIBLE NEW PRODUCT SAVES PENGUIN'S LIFE! THE NEWLY DEVELOPED POP EM BACK OUT ELIXIR BROUGHT TO THE PUBLIC BY HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY HAS SAVED THE LIFE OF ONE MR. IAMIGLOO FROM THE ARCTIC CIRCLE... AT PRESS TIME THE FACTS GATHERED CONCLUDED THAT MR. IAMIGLOO WAS AT HOME ON WED. EVENING OF THIS WEEK WHEN FLAGON DRAGON PAID A VISIT TO HELP WITH THE LIFTING OF A FRIEND WHO HAD FALLEN AND COULD NOT GET UP.... SAKURA4ETERNITY MS. FLAGON DRAGON HAD A MISCALCULATION IN HER LANDING COORDINATES AND ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON MR. IAMIGLOO SHE WAS MOST APOLOGETIC AND BROUGHT MR. IGLOO IN TO THE HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. LABORATORIES FOR SOME IMMEDIATE RELIEF! MS. DRAGONS WIZARD FRIEND DIOGENESE CAME TO THE DOOR AND GAVE A FINAL NOD AND THEN POOFED OUT.( HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR HIS HIGH INTELLIGENCE) GRANNY JUNE ELLEN HAD JUST THE ELIXIR TO FIX MR. IGLOO'S DIRE CONDITION THE POP 'EM BACK OUT POTION! FOR ALL CRITTERS WITH THE SAIL CRITTER CONDITION. MR. IAMIGLOO'S FRIEND PD CAME TO PAY HIM A VISIT AND PROMPTLY BEGAN TO TELL HIM NOT TO TAKE THE ELIXIR.... BUT HE DID ANYWAY... AND THIS IS THE PHOTO STEP BY STEP TRANSFORMATION THAT TOOK PLACE...

AS YOU CAN SEE IT WASN'T A COMPLETE SUCCESS, BUT NOT TO WORRY GRANNY JUNE ELLEN SAYS IT MIGHT WEAR OFF ON ITS OWN.... SHE HOPES!!!

HEHEHEEEE!

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