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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

FEBRUARY 14, 2007 STEP 2 OF THE INTERVENTION OF IAMIGLOO

HIDDY HOOO! FELLOW INTERVENTIONEERS!CUPID LOCKIE HAD TO TAKE A PIT STOP YESTERDAY, BECAUSE HER OWN BODY TURNED ON HER, AND MAN, WAS IT EVER WAS EVIL!
I THINK PERHAPS I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF THE EVIL HUSSIE FOR TOO LONG YESTERDAY... UM HUMM!
BUT, NEVER FEAR I AM HERE WITH STEP TWO OF THE INTERVENTION OF EL STINKO... IAMIGLOO... OUR FRIEND WHO IS IN BIG TIME TROUBLE WITH THE SOUL SUCKING SUCCUBUS ON HIS PAGE, POSING AS A LITTLE LEEK SINGER.... OH SHE IS EVIL.... THE HUSSIE!!!!
IN STEP ONE WE SEVERED THE LINKS THE EVIL HUSSIE HAD WOVEN INTO IGHOUSESHOES BRAIN... AND HE KIND OF FLEW INTO A BOUT A MILLION PIECES!!! ( IT IS OKAY, WE ARE GOING TO FIX HIM)... BELOW IS THE PUZZLE OF IGLOOLOO.... PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER SO WE CAN TORTURE, AHEMM, EXCUSE ME, CURE HIM OF THIS EVIL THAT HAS TAKEN OVER HIS LIFE...'
SAKURA.. .. SNAP OUT OF IT GIRLFRIEND!!!... YOU ARE HERE TO HELP, NOT GET SUCKED IN YOUR SELF.. YOU NEED COFFEE... SOMEONE GET THE WOMAN COFFEE, AND A MIRROR...
SAKURA LOOK AT YOURSELF.. SEE THE MOUSTACHE.. YOU ARE TURNING INTO ONE OF THE EVIL HUSSIES ... SHE DOES NOT WANT YOUR SOUL.. SHE WILL JUST TURN YOU INTO A THING LIKE HER... NOW SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!
SORRY WE COULDN'T AFFORD ALL 12 STEPS IGLOO LOO. WE HAD A FUND RAISER AND WE RAISED $1.74, AND A COUPON FOR A FREE TANNING SESSION, BUT ALAS NOT ENOUGH, SO WE TOOK THE COUPON AND TRADED IT FOR A STAIRCASE! YOU CAN KEEP THE 9 STEPS WE BOUGHT FOR YOU IN IT, AND NEVER, EVER LOSE THEM... WE รข™¥ IAMIGLOO... MAYBE.. IF YOU WOULD JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SMELL IT WOULD BE EASIER ...... HERRING IN GARLIC BUTTER... EWWWWWWWW!!!!! AND THE FLEAS..... YOUR HAVE FLEAS SO BAD THEY HAVE BUILT A CITY ON YOUR BACK.. . DON'T WORRY, WE WILL WORK ON THAT LATER, GRANNY JUNE ELLEN IS WORKING TOWARD A SOLUTION FOR YOU... HEHEHEHEEHEE! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT ONE... HONEST, I AM NOT EVIL, I JUST SOUND THAT WAY! HEHEHE




lockerridge

Sunday, February 11, 2007

FEBRUARY 12, 2007 THE INTERVENTION OF OUR FRIEND... IAMIGLOO

THIS IS A CALL TO ALL WHO THINK THAT IAMIGLOO IS IN NEED OF AN INTERVENTION ABOUT THAT " SONG" THAT HE PLACED IN HIS HOME THIS PAST 2 WEEKS NOW......
IF THEIR ARE ANY YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE MINDS IN THE ROOM. TELL THEM TO COME HERE AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU, IF YOU GET HOOKED ON THE YABBADABBADOOOSIES IN THE WORLD...
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AS YOU ALL KNOW, I AM IN CUPID TRAINING THESE DAYS. I WAS DOING MY LEARNING TO FLY WITH THESE LITTLE BITTY PITIFUL EXCUSES FOR WINGS, AFTER A LONG ARCHERY LESSON WHEN I HAPPENED TO FLY OVER IGHOUSESHOES ICE CASTLE...
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NOTICE THE STANGE COLORS THE ICE CASTLE IS SHOWING THESE DAYS?....... THAT GLOW IS NOT FROM THE NOTHERN LIGHTS MY FRIENDS! OHHH NOO! SOMETHING SINISTER HAS OUR STINKY FURRLESS FOWL IN ITS CLUTCHES!!!!!
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WHAT SEEMS INNOCENT TO THE EYES, BUT LIKE FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD TO LISTEN TO HAS MOVED INTO THE CASTLE. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS...
yes i deleted the song... omg! if you can call that a song!!!!
BUT IN REALITY, IT IS A SUCCUBUS..
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SHE IS SLOWLY SUCKING,HIS LITTLE STINKY SOUL,OUT OF HIS LITTLE STINKY BODY... THE HUSSIE!!!
BY USING THE EVIL YABBADABBADOOSIES ON HIS LITTLE STINKY BRAIN! THE EVIL HUSSIE!!!
THIS IS WHAT I SAW WHEN I PEEKED INTO THE WINDOW,TO SEE WHAT I COULD SEE.. NO I AM NOT A PEEPING LOCKIE... I AM A PEEPING " CUPID" LOCKIE!!
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BUT THERE IS HOPE FOR IGLUCY YET!! A HELP GROUP CALLED THE YABADABBALOSERS HAVE A 9 STEP PROGRAM TO HELP OUR FRIEND!!!
THIS IS ACTOR BARNEY RUBBLE THE FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE GROUP
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GET HELP NOW! CALL BEFORE THIS HAPPENS TO YOU!
MERLIN THE MAGICIAN WAS ALSO A VICTIM OF THE EVIL SUCCUBUS PLOTS!
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THE FIRST STEP INVOLVES EVERYONES PARTICIAPATION... GO TO THE LINK BELOW,AND USE THE SNOW BALL GUN,TO SEVER THE LINKS THE EVIL HUSSSIE HAS LINKED INTO HIS LITTLE STINKY BRAIN..
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IAMIGLOO NEEDS OUR SUPPORT BEFORE HE STARTS TO GROW HORNS LIKE THIS POOR GUY DOWN BELOW!
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STEP TWO TOMORROW! HELP SAVE THE LITTLE STINKY MEANACE FROM THE EVIL HUSSIE!
lockerridge