FEBRUARY 21, 2007 HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. PRESENT VISTABILLY WINDOWS 2007

HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC.

FINE ELECTRONIC DEVICES

MADE FROM 100% JUNK!

A GREEN PRODUCT MANUFACTURER

"IF HIT AIN'T MASHED, RIPPED, SQUARSHED, CHAWED UP AND SPIT OUT.. SEND HIT TA USENS. WE'LL USE HIT FER SUMETIN"

THIS YER IS SHERIFF DELBERT WAYNE

FROM BUZZARD BREATH, DOWN BY THE HURRICANE CRIK ON

TATER KNOB MOUNTAIN.

(* THESE ARE REAL PLACES IN ARKANSAS ABOUT 1O MILES FROM WHERE I LIVE!* HEHE)

"WE'S HONEST AS THE SHERIFF IS DRUNK!"

AND BY GOLLIES THAT IS PURTY HONEST!

OLE BUBBA ROY HAS CYPHERED OUT A NEW WINDOWS FOR THE GOOD OLE BOYS BACK HERE IN THE WOODS.. IT SHORE IS A HEAP EASIER TO UNDERSTAND, THAN THAT THERE "MICKYWICIKISOFTINTHEHEAD" STUFF THEY PUT OUT, UP THERE IN NEW YORK CITY..

AIN'T THAT RIGHT BUBBA ROY?

"GRANNY JUNE ELLEN, COME AND GET YOUR ROOSTER!" "CHANTICLEER GET AWAY FROM THERE!"...." AH LORD, BRING A SHOVEL WITH YA!"

YESSIR UNCLE BILLYBOB! IT IS A KEEPER THIS HERE VISTABILLY WENDERS 2007 IS!

I CAN DO THANGS ON MY COMPUTER MACHINE I NEVER COULD AFORE! I CAN WRITE MY NAME, AND CYPHER ALL THE WAY UPPERDS INTO THE TIMES'S ONE HUNNERD AND GET IT RIGHT EVER TIME!

GET YA'LL ONE OF THESE HERE VISTABILLY WENDERS 2007 AFORE WE RUN OUTTA SPARE PARTS ... IT COULD HAPPEN ANYTIME.. THEM EPA DOGOODERS KEEP ON CLEANIN UP THE DUMPS ALL AROUND.. GETTING TO WHERE A BODY CAN'T FIND A THANG TO WORK WITH ANYMORE! SHUCKYDARN IT!

THIS FIRM NOT LICENSED TO EXAMINE EYES.. NOTHING IS GUARANTEED.... WE JUST TELL YA'LL IT IS... NO HARD FEELINGS, ER NOTHIN' AWRIGHT? I SHORE HOPE THAT THERE TRUMP FELLER IS RIGHT ABOUT THEM NOT GETTING MAD IF WE LIE JUST A LITTLE BIT... HEHEHE!

HEHEHEHEE!

( tomorrow, living yabadabbado style!)

CLUCK CLUCK YA'LL

lockerridge

FEBRUARY 20, 2007 FROM MY EMAIL ARCHIVES... CAN YOU SEE THE BABY?

I RECEIVED THIS LITTLE ITEM IN AN EMAIL RECENTLY... SO NOW THEN LOOK CLOSELY AND TELL ME....

CAN YOU SEE THE BABY?

ONCE YOU SEE IT, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO AND GET SOME VISINE FIRST, THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE! LOL

I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED, OR IF IT IS A HOAX, OR IF IT IS REAL.. ALL I KNOW IS, THAT IN THIS LOCKIE'S OPINION, IT IS TOO COOL!

lockerridge

FEBRUARY 17, 2007 LOCKERRIDGE FINDS THE CURE...

Check out this MySpace MP3 Player!

IT WAS A CLOSE CALL ON THIS ONE FOLKS!

AFTER SEARCHING THE WORLD, FROM LEFT SIDE TO RIGHT SIDE, AND ALL POINTS INBETWEEN .....

FOR A CURE FOR THE YABADABADOOSIES.... I WAS READY TO ADMIT DEFEAT.....

AND THEN....(DRUMROLL)

A MIRACLE HAPPENED!!!! ( DADADADUMM!)

WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE ON THE NO CABLE TV I HAVE... ( YUCK!) I WAS GIVEN THE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM!!!!

THE HUSSIE... IS ON HER WAY TO WHERE SHE CAME FROM.... AND MY FRIENDS WILL RETURN TO NORMAL STRANGENESS!

AS SOON AS THEY LISTEN TO THE HEALING EFFECTS OF THE SONG WHICH SHOULD BE PLAYING AS I TYPE THIS ..

AND STARE INTO THE HEALING SPARKLING(REALLY COOL LOOKING) SQUARE ... GOOOD NEWS!!! GOOOD NEWS!!!!! GOOOD NEWWS!

OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS READY?

PD...

SURI.....

JAE ELLE.....

SAKURA.......

AND YOU!.... THE LITTLE MENACE THAT STARTED ALL THIS...OLE STINKY HIMSELF

IAMIGLOO.....

CAN YOU FEEL THE EVILNESS JUST DWINDLING AWAY... AND THE EFFECT OF THE DIZZY SWINGING LEEK FADING..

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WELLL.... DO.... YOU????

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IF YOU DON'T, THEN THE ONLY OTHER RECOURSE IS TO SEND YOU ON THE TANNING SESSION AND HOPE TO FRY IT OUT OF YOU..

SO, LISTEN UP!! FEEL THE HEALING EFFECTS, DAMMIT!!!

AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND NOW PEOPLE!!!!

THIS ONION HUSSIE HAS GOT TO GO!!

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SO LISTEN TO THE SONG!!.. STARE AT THE SQUARE!!! AND FEEL THE EFFECT DWINDLING...

OKAY THAT IS BETTER.... JUST RELAX, AND LET THE FUMES OF THE ONIONS JUST FLOAT BY YOU, AND OUT OF THE BLOG!!!

OHMMMMMMM...

IGHOUSESHOE YOU ARE NOT COOPERATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

YOU WANT THE TANNING SESSION BUSTER.... YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS?. .HUMMM... AS A MATTER OF FACT IT MIGHT HELP WITH THE FLEA POPULATION ON YOUR BACK..

NOPE... DON'T HAVE THE COUPON......

WE TRADED IT FOR THE STAIRCASE... WHICH WE DO NOT NEED... CAUSE THE YABADABADOOSIE LOSERS ARE LOSERS..

THEY DO NOT WORK.. THEY SUCK ONION SCENTED PIG PUDDLE WATER...

MORAL TO THIS INTERVENTION IS.......

DO NOT TRUST A 12 STEP PROGRAM THAT CHARGES BY THE STEP......HAS POSTER MEMBERS WHO ARE CARTOON CHARACTERS.... AND NEVER SHOW UP FOR THE MEETINGS AFTER THEY COLLECT THEIR FEE.......

THEY ARE EVIL!!..

lockerridge