MARCH 28, 2007 SOS! LOCKIE IS PUTTING OUT A CALL FOR HELP FOR A FRIEND!

HI EVERYONE! I AM TAKING SOME TIME TO RECONNECT TO THE FAMILY AND GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR SOME SUNSHINE INDUCED VITAMIN D...

I HAVE SOMEONE THOUGH THAT I CHECK ON EVERYDAY. MY FRIEND DAVE, OR ICEMAN AS HE IS KNOWN HERE ON THE 360 INTRODUCED ME TO..

MEET TILLMAN CHESNEY.. HE IS 11 MONTHS OLD THIS WEEKEND, AND HE HAS NEVER LEFT THE HOSPITAL FROM HIS BIRTH.. HE WAS BORN WITH A DEFECTIVE HEART VALVE AND HAS BEEN AWAITING A TRANSPLANT.. THAT DAY CAME AT THE BEGINNING OF FEBRUARY, AND THE TRANSPLANT TOOK PLACE.. HE IS DOING FAIRLY WELL..

ABOUT A WEEK AFTER THE TRANSPLANT, THEY WERE TOLD THAT TILLMANS GRANDFATHER HAS LIVER CANCER.. TERMINAL.. BUT HE IS A FIGHTER ALSO, AND IS SEEING IMPROVEMENT WITH SOME CHEMOTHERAPY, BUT IS TOO ILL TO GO AND SEE HIS GRANDSON..

TILLMAN IS AT THE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA.. HE HAS DEVELOPED AN INFECTION, AND HIS LUNG HAS COLLAPSED... AIR HAS TRANSFERRED INTO HIS CHEST CAVITY ...

I AM ASKING FOR YOUR PRAYERS.. FOR THESE PEOPLE I HAVE MENTIONED... WHEN I READ DAVES BLOG AND FOUND THIS LITTLE GUY, I FELL IN LOVE..

I HAVE A MATERNAL INSTINCT TOWARD TILLMAN, ALMOST AS IF HE WERE MY OWN.. GOD HAS PUT ME IN THIS PLACE TO PRAY AND TO ASK EVERYONE I KNOW TO PRAY..

IT IS A MIRACLE.. PLAIN AND SIMPLE THAT HE IS ALIVE.. AND THE THOUGHTS THAT HE MIGHT NOT GROW UP TO BE THE WONDERFUL PERSON HE WILL BE IS ALMOST MORE THAN I CAN STAND..

SO PLEASE I AM ASKING FOR YOUR HEARTS TO OPEN UP AND LET TILLMAN IN!

HE HAS TAUGHT ME THAT GOD IS THERE, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT SEEN OR HEARD FROM HIM IT SEEMS IN A LONG TIME..

I SEE HIM, STANDING WITH THIS FAMILY, AND I SEE HIM MOSTLY IN THE EYES OF THIS CHILD.. WHO KNOWS NEITHER GOOD NOR EVIL.. WHO HAS PROBABLY KNOWN NOTHING BUT PAIN, HIS ENTIRE LITTLE LIFE, YET IS STILL FIGHTING SO HARD TO LIVE...

PLEASE, PRAY FOR TILLMAN...PLEASE PRAY FOR

THE DONOR FAMILY.... PLEASE PRAY FOR TILLMANS GRANDFATHER, AND PLEASE PRAY FOR TILLMANS MOM AND DAD.. THEY ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE...

THE IMAGINATION DOES NO JUSTICE PROBABLY, TO THE REALITY OF THE PAIN OF LOSS FROM THE DONOR CHILDS FAMILY.. GOD HELP US TO NEVER KNOW THIS KIND OF PAIN AND FEAR.. BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I.. MEANS SOMETHING MORE THAN WORDS TO ME NOW..

I KNOW WE ARE ALL NOT IN THE SAME BELIEF, AS TO THE WAY WE WORSHIP AND GIVE PRAISE TO GOD, BUT IT IS THE SAME GOD..

HE DOES NOT SEE ANYTHING OTHER THAN OUR HEARTS, AND I KNOW ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE HUGE HEARTS WITH A CAPACITY FOR AN OUTPOURING OF PRAYER ON TILLMANS, AND THE OTHERS BEHALF, THAT WILL BE HEARD.. PLEASE DO SO FOR THEM!

I THANKYOU IN ADVANCE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL.. AND I LOVE YOU ALL FOR IT..AND SO DOES THE LORD OUR GOD!

log onto www.carepages.com create an account which is free and when you get on to locate Tillmans page type in "TLCHEART" you will be sent updates on his progress.

lockerridge

MARCH 24, 2007 SYMPTOMS OF THE CHARLIE BROWN SYNDROME.. LIVING WITH CBS.. A SURVIVORS TALE..

HELLO GUYS AND GALS! I HAVE A STORY TO TELL TO YOU ... IT IS A STORY OF A DREADED SYNDROME WHICH YOUR LOCKERRIDGE HAS HAD FOR MANY YEARS NOW.. NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT BRINGS THE MALADY TO SETTLE UPON A PERSON.. BUT WHEN IT DOES.. WELL.. THIS IS WHAT GOES ON WITH ME, MOST EVERY DAY WHEN I TRY TO DO ANYTHING ... I MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL.. SMOOTH IS NOT IN THE CBS SUFFERERS VOCABLULARY.. WE HAVE LOTS OF LITTLE GREMLINS, THAT WHEN THEY RECOGNIZE A PLAN IS BEING MADE AND THEN EXECUTED.. HAVE A MAJOR PARTY WITH MY LIFE.

pig pen says ," I got a candy bar!" ,,,,,,,Lucy says," I got gum!"

Linus says," I got popcorn!"

Charlie Brown says, " I got a rock."

IT IS SO BAD I DON'T EVEN POST GROCERY LISTS ON THE REFRIGERATOR ANYMORE.. THEY DISAPPEAR.. AND THEN REAPPEAR WHEN I GET HOME.. SO I NOW HAVE A TAPE RECORDER TO MAKE MY LISTS ON.. AN IF I CAN KEEP UP WITH IT AND AFFORD THE BATTERIES.. I CAN ACTUALLY BUY FOOD AND TOLIET TISSUE,... WITHOUT BUYING PAPER TOWELS AND SHAMPOO ALSO.. HEHEHE! IT IS SO MUCH FUN.. I AM INSANE BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT .. ANYWAY HERE IS MY EXAMPLE..

DIO .. YOU ARE A PART OF THIS, SO HEHEHE, DON'T BE SURPRISED BY ME POSTING THIS OKAY? IT IS JUST SO TYPICAL OF MY DAYS, AND I HAVE TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW I AM TRYING! SOME WEEKS I DEFEAT IT , AND THIS WEEK IT IS DEFEATING ME.. EEEK! ONWARD....

YESTERDAY, DURING THE DAY AT SOME POINT.. MY FRIEND DIO SENT ME THIS MESSAGE, AND I LOVE THESE MESSAGES, HE AND IAMIGLOO SEND THIS STUFF TO ME, AND IT IS ALWAYS SOOO GREAT.. SO YEAH I WAS EXCITED.. THIS IS THE MESSAGE.

FIRST MESSAGE SENT TO LOCKIE BY DIO..

-------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
>
> > http://egg.d21c.com/egg.swf
> >
> > From one good egg to another.

RETURN FROM LOCKIE ..

-------------Lockerridge wrote:

> dio it gives me an error on page line 1 expected object ..blah blah blah.. After it downloads and won't run... :O( boo hoo.. I know it would be sooo good.. rotten expected objects anyway! hehe
>
> lockie

DIO RETURNED TO LOCKIE

> > -------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
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> > > You probably have an older version of Flash player. Oh well, I guess you miss out on the yodeling. BTW, Ghosts is completed.
> > >

LOCKIE RETURNED TO DIO

> -------------Lockerridge wrote:
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> > Now how can it be an older version of flash 9 I got it in december.. I know ... shut up lockie ... cyber life moves fast... blah blah blah... so where do I get the new version.. or do you know... are you just spoofing me? People do that to me sometimes to see me get all wound up and go hunting for something that is not there.. Like good ole ighouseshoe and the whack a lockie game ... I looked for 30 minutes trying to find it on the net.. and then he tells me...... "It is just a picture lockie, it is not really a link to a game"... don't you love a furrless fowl that is fleabitten.. hummm.. hehehe
> >
> > thanks for thinking of me
> > lockie

DIO RETURNS TO LOCKIE

>

THAT IS THE LATEST VERSION OF IT.. HUMM..

IT IS NOT REALLY THAT BIG OF A DEAL.. JUST FORGET ABOUT IT...

DIO SENDS TO LOCKIE

-------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
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> > Try it like this:
> >
> > http://egg.d21c.com/
> >
> > It should do the same thing (except maybe actually work)

>

LOCKIE RETURNS TO DIO

Lockerridge wrote:
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> I am too uneducated in this pc lingo to do anything but this to try to show you what I see.. It is not any trouble to me if it is not to you.. :o)

>

DIO RETURNED TO LOCKIE

-------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
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> > It means your snark is a bojum.
> >
> > Couldn't read the message, it gets fuzzy in larger resolution, but really the animation is not worth all that trouble anyway.
> >
> > I say we forget about it.

LOCKIE RETURNS TO DIO

-------------Lockerridge wrote:
> hahahahahaahahahaahaahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
>
> okay I won't worry hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.. about the snark bbbbllooogumss anymore! hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahaa!
>
> lockie with wet undies nheheheheheheheeheh!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

THE FIRST SYMPTOMS OF CHARLIE BROWN SYNDROME IS YOU WILL HAVE WET UNDIES ALOT.. FROM LAUGHING.. HEHEHE

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Moral of this story is when afflicted by CBS, do not let the ABC'S, ( All Beautiful Curiosities) get you into a NBC ,( Never Be Cured) situation, or you might end up with FOX ( Full Of red X's) as your only ally.. in the war against the evil Charlie Brown Syndrome..

moo! moo! moo !...ya'll

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lockerridge

MARCH 19, 2007 ... STRANGE... WONDERFUL... NOPE IT IS NOT ME... HEHEHE

HOW IS THAT FOR A INVERTED KIND OF SURPRISE? KIND OF MADE ME A LITTLE QUEASY WHEN I FIRST LOOKED AT IT!.... ONWARD TO

50 FACTS OF LITTLE KNOWN ACTS!

WHOOHOOO!

1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously,

from the bottom of the glass to the top.

3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

( HE IS KIN TO IGHOUSESHOE!)

4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

(NO STINKING WAY! IS THERE?)

7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.

A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

( LOCKIEWHOA!)
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas g@mbling casin0s.

13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

( BOTOX JUST WASN'T DOING IT HUH?)

14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.

That's the opposite of the norm.

15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

( WHOALOCKIE!)

17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so

they don't know you're there.

(AND IT TASTES REAL BAD!)

18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid

airborne particles resulting from the flush.

( * AND THIS HAS GOT TO TASTE WORSE!)

19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

(LOCKIESMOKES)
21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory

workers in Malaysia combined.

22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

( THIS IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE)

23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

( SIGH! HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20!)

24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.

26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

( SO WOULD I!)

27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.

( FOR REAL? WHOA!)

28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

30. The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

(HAHAHAHAHA)

31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

( SAKURA TYPES WITH HER TOES!)

34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".

35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

( WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO?)

36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

( THEY DON'T DO IT REALLY DO THEY?)

37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

(DEATH TO ALL COCKROACHES WITH, OR WITH OUT HEADS!)

39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

(HECK I GET THAT MUCH OFF MY FEET EVERY WEEK!)

40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

(HEAR THAT! NEVER GIVE HAPPY 89 A YOYO!)

41. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil.

( SURE I BELIEVE THAT ONE, NOT!)

42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

( I LOVE THIS ONE!)

44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.

46. There are more chickens than people in the world.

(WELL, YEAH I HOPE SO!)

47. It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog.

48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

( I DO USE IT A LOT, GUESS IT GETS MORE SUNLIGHT THAN THE OTHERS DO!)

49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in reverse order is "s ub c ont in ent al".

50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

( THANK GOODNESS!)

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THIS NEXT PHOTO IS JUST MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL AGREEMENT, WITH SOMEONES DESIRE TO LET WINTER KNOW, IT IS TIME TO MOVE ON! MOTHERS COVER YOUR CHILDRENS EYES, OR PERHAPS THEY COULD SHOW ME HOW TO DO THIS INTERNATIONAL SIGN OF DISCONTENT BETTER! HAHAHAAHAA

this information in text was sent to me by puja or simply_ boring.. who has informed me she will be on the 360 shortly. yehawww! except, as I told her... where am I gona get blog material, now? hehehe

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FROM

lockerridge