APRIL 7, 2007 THE SPACE ROCKET IS LAUNCHING TOMORROW... EARTHQUAKE NEXT WEEK?

Tariq Malik
Staff Writer
SPACE.com 1 hour, 2 minutes ago

Two Russian cosmonauts and an American billionaire are gearing up to launch into orbit today on a flight bound for the International Space Station (ISS).

expedition 15 commander Fyodor Yurchikhin, flight engineer Oleg Kotov and American entrepreneur Charles Simonyi -- the fifth paying tourist to the ISS -- are set to launch aboard their Soyuz TMA-10 spacecraft at 1:31 pm. EDT (1731 GMT) from Baikonur Cosmodrome on the Central Asian steppes of Kazakhstan.

The above news is reporting to us the next launch of a space bound rocket. In an effort to establish or prove my beliefs that the launching of space bound rockets and the occurance of earthquakes a short time later are correct, I am posting this information here, so that I might gain some help from more learned friends.

I have been watching this occurence happen for quite a while now.. years in fact.

When I first noticed the connection the time span between launch and earthquake was longer.. by several days. It has begun to accelerate in time lapse in the last two years, and in the last year, drastically so. And the quakes are stronger than before. After a launch, within a weeks time usually, there is an earthquake on the opposite side of the planet from where it was launched.. The last launch and earthquake I really took notice of was the one when India sent up the reusable rockets for putting satelites into orbit. I believe it was 4 days time, an earthquake shook the California coast and into Hawaii.. There have probably been more launches since then.. I just have not read any news about them. But I have read about the large earthquakes that are racking our planet rapidly now.

I hope I am wrong!

We have had so many large and terrible quakes lately, all over the planet.. that I just do not think it will be a little bitty shaker this time..

I pray I am wrong!!

I have tried to get an idea of where an earthquake might happen if I am correct.

It looks like it will be in the ocean, not all that far from Hawaii.. Sakura keep safe!!!!

These following photos were sent to me in an email from my friend jaspal.. thankyou sir!

They are of the earthquake in Indonesia I believe, if I understood the mail correctly.

Even if it is not in Indonesia.... this is a very vivid look at what an earthquake can do to a city street and the houses and people who lived on that street!

Please Lord for the first time in my life.. I hope I am wrong !!!

I would appreciate any comments, facts, times, figures,thoughts, or similar beliefs from you. Anything at all, from any one, of my friends.

I am fortunate to be the holder of many intelligent, if not brillant people, who feel I am worthy of their friendship, with much better educations than I have. So tell it to me, brothers and sisters.

I hand the podium to you and the floor is now yours.

If there is merit to my thoughts, then please help me to compile enough information that I could present it to someone who might be able to stop this, before it breaks us apart like an Easter egg. I am not seeking any kind of recognition for finding this out or any kind of self serving act of monetary gain. I am just interested in helping keep this hunk of dirt we live on, in one piece a while longer!

lockerridge

MARCH 29, 2007 THE SECOND FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something
wrong with you. This reminds me of the other joke I love so much," The Texas Chili Cookoff" that I posted, not to long ago..

I can have sympathy for this fella though, seeing as how I am, a pc potato right now.. went from working like most men do daily, to not working period!.. Hey I am honest! That is an atribute isn't it? Well alright then! hehehe

Enjoy this one ... it is hilarious!

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MY 65TH BIRTHDAY GIFT

Dear Diary.


For my sixty fifth birthday this year, my wife (the dear)
purchased a week of personal training at the local health club
for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my
college tennis team 45 years ago, I decided it would be a good
idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swimwear.

My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started!The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

MONDAY


Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find
Belinda waiting for me.

She is something of a Greek goddess -with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. WooHoo!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attribute it to standing next to her in her Lycra aerobic outfit.

I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, all though my gut
was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around.

This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!

TUESDAY

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the
door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar
into the air -- then she put weights on it!

My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.

Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile.

I feel GREAT-!! It's a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying on the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it.

I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals....

Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot....

Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members.

Her shrill banshee like voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on
the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to
do something that elevators made obselete? She said it was good for my heart function....

She said some other shit too.

THURSDAY


Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed because I was late....

I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to
tie my shoes.......

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells....

When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the men's room.....

She sent Lars to find me.

Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing
machine --

which I .... sank.


FRIDAY

I hate that Belinda more than any human being has ever
hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid,
skinny, anemic little cheerleader.

If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.

Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps . I don't have any
triceps!

And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me anything heavier than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health
and nutrition teacher.

Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY

Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice, wondering why I did not show up today.

Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner.

However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

SUNDAY

I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can
go and thank GOD that this week is over.

I will also pray that next year my wife will choose a gift for me that is fun --

---- like a root canal or a vasectomy!!!!!!!!

lockerridge

MARCH 28, 2007 SOS! LOCKIE IS PUTTING OUT A CALL FOR HELP FOR A FRIEND!

HI EVERYONE! I AM TAKING SOME TIME TO RECONNECT TO THE FAMILY AND GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR SOME SUNSHINE INDUCED VITAMIN D...

I HAVE SOMEONE THOUGH THAT I CHECK ON EVERYDAY. MY FRIEND DAVE, OR ICEMAN AS HE IS KNOWN HERE ON THE 360 INTRODUCED ME TO..

MEET TILLMAN CHESNEY.. HE IS 11 MONTHS OLD THIS WEEKEND, AND HE HAS NEVER LEFT THE HOSPITAL FROM HIS BIRTH.. HE WAS BORN WITH A DEFECTIVE HEART VALVE AND HAS BEEN AWAITING A TRANSPLANT.. THAT DAY CAME AT THE BEGINNING OF FEBRUARY, AND THE TRANSPLANT TOOK PLACE.. HE IS DOING FAIRLY WELL..

ABOUT A WEEK AFTER THE TRANSPLANT, THEY WERE TOLD THAT TILLMANS GRANDFATHER HAS LIVER CANCER.. TERMINAL.. BUT HE IS A FIGHTER ALSO, AND IS SEEING IMPROVEMENT WITH SOME CHEMOTHERAPY, BUT IS TOO ILL TO GO AND SEE HIS GRANDSON..

TILLMAN IS AT THE MEDICAL UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA.. HE HAS DEVELOPED AN INFECTION, AND HIS LUNG HAS COLLAPSED... AIR HAS TRANSFERRED INTO HIS CHEST CAVITY ...

I AM ASKING FOR YOUR PRAYERS.. FOR THESE PEOPLE I HAVE MENTIONED... WHEN I READ DAVES BLOG AND FOUND THIS LITTLE GUY, I FELL IN LOVE..

I HAVE A MATERNAL INSTINCT TOWARD TILLMAN, ALMOST AS IF HE WERE MY OWN.. GOD HAS PUT ME IN THIS PLACE TO PRAY AND TO ASK EVERYONE I KNOW TO PRAY..

IT IS A MIRACLE.. PLAIN AND SIMPLE THAT HE IS ALIVE.. AND THE THOUGHTS THAT HE MIGHT NOT GROW UP TO BE THE WONDERFUL PERSON HE WILL BE IS ALMOST MORE THAN I CAN STAND..

SO PLEASE I AM ASKING FOR YOUR HEARTS TO OPEN UP AND LET TILLMAN IN!

HE HAS TAUGHT ME THAT GOD IS THERE, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT SEEN OR HEARD FROM HIM IT SEEMS IN A LONG TIME..

I SEE HIM, STANDING WITH THIS FAMILY, AND I SEE HIM MOSTLY IN THE EYES OF THIS CHILD.. WHO KNOWS NEITHER GOOD NOR EVIL.. WHO HAS PROBABLY KNOWN NOTHING BUT PAIN, HIS ENTIRE LITTLE LIFE, YET IS STILL FIGHTING SO HARD TO LIVE...

PLEASE, PRAY FOR TILLMAN...PLEASE PRAY FOR

THE DONOR FAMILY.... PLEASE PRAY FOR TILLMANS GRANDFATHER, AND PLEASE PRAY FOR TILLMANS MOM AND DAD.. THEY ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE...

THE IMAGINATION DOES NO JUSTICE PROBABLY, TO THE REALITY OF THE PAIN OF LOSS FROM THE DONOR CHILDS FAMILY.. GOD HELP US TO NEVER KNOW THIS KIND OF PAIN AND FEAR.. BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I.. MEANS SOMETHING MORE THAN WORDS TO ME NOW..

I KNOW WE ARE ALL NOT IN THE SAME BELIEF, AS TO THE WAY WE WORSHIP AND GIVE PRAISE TO GOD, BUT IT IS THE SAME GOD..

HE DOES NOT SEE ANYTHING OTHER THAN OUR HEARTS, AND I KNOW ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE HUGE HEARTS WITH A CAPACITY FOR AN OUTPOURING OF PRAYER ON TILLMANS, AND THE OTHERS BEHALF, THAT WILL BE HEARD.. PLEASE DO SO FOR THEM!

I THANKYOU IN ADVANCE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL.. AND I LOVE YOU ALL FOR IT..AND SO DOES THE LORD OUR GOD!

log onto www.carepages.com create an account which is free and when you get on to locate Tillmans page type in "TLCHEART" you will be sent updates on his progress.

lockerridge

MARCH 24, 2007 SYMPTOMS OF THE CHARLIE BROWN SYNDROME.. LIVING WITH CBS.. A SURVIVORS TALE..

HELLO GUYS AND GALS! I HAVE A STORY TO TELL TO YOU ... IT IS A STORY OF A DREADED SYNDROME WHICH YOUR LOCKERRIDGE HAS HAD FOR MANY YEARS NOW.. NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT BRINGS THE MALADY TO SETTLE UPON A PERSON.. BUT WHEN IT DOES.. WELL.. THIS IS WHAT GOES ON WITH ME, MOST EVERY DAY WHEN I TRY TO DO ANYTHING ... I MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL.. SMOOTH IS NOT IN THE CBS SUFFERERS VOCABLULARY.. WE HAVE LOTS OF LITTLE GREMLINS, THAT WHEN THEY RECOGNIZE A PLAN IS BEING MADE AND THEN EXECUTED.. HAVE A MAJOR PARTY WITH MY LIFE.

pig pen says ," I got a candy bar!" ,,,,,,,Lucy says," I got gum!"

Linus says," I got popcorn!"

Charlie Brown says, " I got a rock."

IT IS SO BAD I DON'T EVEN POST GROCERY LISTS ON THE REFRIGERATOR ANYMORE.. THEY DISAPPEAR.. AND THEN REAPPEAR WHEN I GET HOME.. SO I NOW HAVE A TAPE RECORDER TO MAKE MY LISTS ON.. AN IF I CAN KEEP UP WITH IT AND AFFORD THE BATTERIES.. I CAN ACTUALLY BUY FOOD AND TOLIET TISSUE,... WITHOUT BUYING PAPER TOWELS AND SHAMPOO ALSO.. HEHEHE! IT IS SO MUCH FUN.. I AM INSANE BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT .. ANYWAY HERE IS MY EXAMPLE..

DIO .. YOU ARE A PART OF THIS, SO HEHEHE, DON'T BE SURPRISED BY ME POSTING THIS OKAY? IT IS JUST SO TYPICAL OF MY DAYS, AND I HAVE TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW I AM TRYING! SOME WEEKS I DEFEAT IT , AND THIS WEEK IT IS DEFEATING ME.. EEEK! ONWARD....

YESTERDAY, DURING THE DAY AT SOME POINT.. MY FRIEND DIO SENT ME THIS MESSAGE, AND I LOVE THESE MESSAGES, HE AND IAMIGLOO SEND THIS STUFF TO ME, AND IT IS ALWAYS SOOO GREAT.. SO YEAH I WAS EXCITED.. THIS IS THE MESSAGE.

FIRST MESSAGE SENT TO LOCKIE BY DIO..

-------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
>
> > http://egg.d21c.com/egg.swf
> >
> > From one good egg to another.

RETURN FROM LOCKIE ..

-------------Lockerridge wrote:

> dio it gives me an error on page line 1 expected object ..blah blah blah.. After it downloads and won't run... :O( boo hoo.. I know it would be sooo good.. rotten expected objects anyway! hehe
>
> lockie

DIO RETURNED TO LOCKIE

> > -------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
> >
> > > You probably have an older version of Flash player. Oh well, I guess you miss out on the yodeling. BTW, Ghosts is completed.
> > >

LOCKIE RETURNED TO DIO

> -------------Lockerridge wrote:
>
> > Now how can it be an older version of flash 9 I got it in december.. I know ... shut up lockie ... cyber life moves fast... blah blah blah... so where do I get the new version.. or do you know... are you just spoofing me? People do that to me sometimes to see me get all wound up and go hunting for something that is not there.. Like good ole ighouseshoe and the whack a lockie game ... I looked for 30 minutes trying to find it on the net.. and then he tells me...... "It is just a picture lockie, it is not really a link to a game"... don't you love a furrless fowl that is fleabitten.. hummm.. hehehe
> >
> > thanks for thinking of me
> > lockie

DIO RETURNS TO LOCKIE

>

THAT IS THE LATEST VERSION OF IT.. HUMM..

IT IS NOT REALLY THAT BIG OF A DEAL.. JUST FORGET ABOUT IT...

DIO SENDS TO LOCKIE

-------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
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> > Try it like this:
> >
> > http://egg.d21c.com/
> >
> > It should do the same thing (except maybe actually work)

>

LOCKIE RETURNS TO DIO

Lockerridge wrote:
>
> I am too uneducated in this pc lingo to do anything but this to try to show you what I see.. It is not any trouble to me if it is not to you.. :o)

>

DIO RETURNED TO LOCKIE

-------------Diogenese19348 wrote:
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> > It means your snark is a bojum.
> >
> > Couldn't read the message, it gets fuzzy in larger resolution, but really the animation is not worth all that trouble anyway.
> >
> > I say we forget about it.

LOCKIE RETURNS TO DIO

-------------Lockerridge wrote:
> hahahahahaahahahaahaahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
>
> okay I won't worry hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha.. about the snark bbbbllooogumss anymore! hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahaa!
>
> lockie with wet undies nheheheheheheheeheh!!!!

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THE FIRST SYMPTOMS OF CHARLIE BROWN SYNDROME IS YOU WILL HAVE WET UNDIES ALOT.. FROM LAUGHING.. HEHEHE

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Moral of this story is when afflicted by CBS, do not let the ABC'S, ( All Beautiful Curiosities) get you into a NBC ,( Never Be Cured) situation, or you might end up with FOX ( Full Of red X's) as your only ally.. in the war against the evil Charlie Brown Syndrome..

moo! moo! moo !...ya'll

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lockerridge