APRIL 13, 2007 I HAVE BEEN TAGGED! THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!

OKAY! I HATE THESE THINGS, BUT I HAVE TWO LOVING DEAR SWEET EVIL FRIENDS WHO DO THIS TO ME ANYWAY.... EVIL WOMEN IS WHAT YOU ARE, NOW EVIL! HEHE!

DANI AND FANDAMILY AND BLISS.... HERE IS YOUR TAG COME TO LIFE ... YOU EVIL TWINS YOU! SIGH.. YOU KNOW I LOVE YA BOTH DEARLY! BUT YOU ARE STILL EVIL!

*WRITE A BLOG STATING THESE RULES.
*ANSWER THE QUESTIONS IN YOUR BLOG.

* THERE ARE NO OTHER RULES AS LOCKIE SEES THIS TAG.. THE TAG STOPS HERE! AND I KNOW MY FRIENDS LOVE ME FOR THAT!

NAME FIVE THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM.

1. MY COMPUTER , PRINTER, AND DESK

2. MY BED

3. MY LAMP

4. LOTS OF STUFF THAT SHOULD BE HUNG IN THE CLOSET

5. HUNDREDS OF FICTION BOOKS

LIST FOUR THINGS I LIKE ABOUT SELF.

1. PEOPLE THINK I AM FUNNY

2. I CAN COOK UP A STORM AS HOMER SAYS AND, HOMER IS WEIGHING MORE THAT HE EVER HAS IN HIS LIFE!

3. I SEEM TO BE ABLE TO HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE DEPRESSED. I GUESS THAT COMES FROM DEALING WITH DEPRESSION ... AND THE FIGHT IT IS ON A DAILY BASIS.. LIFE IS TOO SERIOUS.. LIGHTEN UP, FIND SOMETHING TO SMILE AND ABOUT AND CONCENTRATE ON THAT .. IT WORKS!

4. I TRY NOT TO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE HARSHLY, AND HOPE THEY CAN DO THE SAME FOR ME.

LIST THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES

1. MY COMPUTER AND 360

2. PHOTOGRAPHY

3. LEARNING ANYTHING THAT IS GIVING ME A NEW SKILL, THAT I CAN USE FOR MORE MONEY, OR MORE FUN, AND MOSTLY FOR MY FAMILIES BETTERMENT!

LIST THREE FAVORITE QUOTES.

1. A WOMAN IS LIKE TRYING A NEW KIND OF TEA BAG .. SHE NEVER KNOWS HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL SHE GETS IN HOT WATER .. E. ROOSEVELT

2. EVERY NEW BEGINNING COMES FROM SOME OTHER BEGINNINGS END

3. TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM TREAT YOU, IN THIS WAY YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING WHEN FACED WITH A DECISION THAT AFFECTS ANOTHER..

OKAY THERE YOU HAVE THE TAGGING THINGS THAT WERE REQUIRED.

I AM JUST ME... AND THAT IS ALL I CAN BE.. TAKE ME AS I AM ... LOVE ME OR HATE ME.. THERE IS NO INBETWEEN WITH ME..

I GIVE EVERYONE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT... AND SEVERAL CHANCES TO SHOW THEMSELVES AN HONORABLE PERSON... IF THEY CAN'T DO THAT , WELL I CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.. MY LIFE IS TOO FULL OF LIVING TO COMPLICATE IT WITH DISHONESTY..

I TRY MY BEST TO JUDGE THE SIN AND NOT THE SINNER, AS I AM A HUMAN BEING ALSO.. AND I AM A SINNER... PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE ME TOO HARSHLY BY MY LACK OF GOOD JUDGEMENT ON OCCASSION AND I ALWAYS WILL DO THAT FOR YOU! LIFE IS SHORT.. I DON'T NECCESSARILY ADVOCATE THE REST OF THE SAYING WHICH IS "PLAY NAKED".. BUT I DO ADVOCATE PLAYING.. IT IS WHAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING... THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SMILE FOR A MILE....

THE END

AND HIDE THEM! THEN PROVIDE AN ALIBI!

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APRIL 11, 2007 WHAT IS IT?

HUMMM WHAT IS IT?

A WHALE BABY BOTTLE?

UMM... AN EAR WASHER FOR A GREAT WHITE SHARK?

UH... A CAKE DECORATOR FOR KING KONG..

A REALLLLY BIIIG! MINNOW TRAP!...NO?

YIKES! IT IS SINKING!

ON PURPOSE?

IT IS AN UNDERWATER RESTAURANT!!!

WHOOOOAAA!

A CLUCK AN OINK AND TWO MOOS

I WILL NEVER EAT AT THIS RESTAURANT, BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF WATER OVER MY ANKLES.. BUT ON THE LOCKER^RIDGE THUMBSUP METER..

IT GETS A CLUCK, AN OINK, AND TWO MOOS!

IN OTHER WORDS.. IT ROCKS!

lockerridge

APRIL 10, 2007 EASTER WITH THE FOLKS FROM ARKANSAS

EASTER SUNDAY WITH THE FOLKS FROM ARKANSAS

MEET DESTIN.. WHO IS BEING HELD BY HIS GREAT AUNT MARIE... OR HOMERS MOTHER AND MY MOMRIE.. THIS IS HIS FIRST EASTER, AND HE SEEMS UP FOR THE PROGRAM DOESN'T HE!

OKAY, WHAT IS IT? LET ME GET IT UP HERE REAL CLOSE SO I CAN FIGURE THIS THING OUT... CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY LET ME HAVE IT? WOHOO! WHAT TO DO WITH IT? HUMMM

HEY, I WONDER IF I AM QUICK ABOUT IT, AND MOM DOESN'T CATCH ME... THIS MUST BE SOMETHING TO EAT.. BUT THEN AGAIN.. YUCK! MOMMA!

DADDY IS MAKING ME EAT THIS YUCKY THING! MOMMMMMM!

MR. KYLE PYLE HIMSELF!

"TELL ME WHERE THE PRIZE EGG IS, AND I WILL SPLIT IT WITH YA!" HEHEHE!

HERE IS MY VERY OWN STEVEN SPEILBERG WANTTOBE, MY HOMER.. LOVE THAT FELLER, YES I DO!

HOMER SR. DIGGING UP STRAWBERRY PLANTS ... HE SHOULD BE ON THE VICTORY GARDEN... LOVES TO DIG IN THE DIRT MORE THAN ANYONE I KNOW, INCLUDING ME!!

THE HUNT IS ABOUT TO START ,AND HOMER JR. IS GIVING KYLE SOME LAST MINUTE TIPS, HE KNOWS WHERE THE BEST EGGS ARE ALWAYS HIDDEN!

AND THEY'RE OFF TO THE BUSHES AND THE TREES AND THE FIGHT IS ON TO FIND THE PRIZE EGG!! ( THE PRIZE EGG HAS MONEY IN IT!)

AFTER THE HUNT IS OVER, THE KIDS HAVE NOT FOUND ALL THE EGGS, SO THE ADULT GET THAT TASK.. YOU REALLY DO HAVE TO FIND THEM ALL.. BOILED EGGS DO NOT KEEP WELL, UNDER THE FLOOR JOISTS LOL

WELL THERE YOU HAVE THE PICTORIAL STORY OF MY EASTER SUNDAY IN ARKANSAS...

I HAD THE BEST HOLIDAY I HAVE HAD IN A LOT OF YEARS THIS EASTER...

WHY IT WAS DIFFERENT THAN THE ONES BEFORE IT, I DO NOT KNOW..

I FELT AT HOME WITH HOMER'S FAMILY..

THEY ARE MY FAMILY NOW..

IT IS A VERY GOOD FEELING FOLKS!

THE BEST!

lockerridge