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Sunday, June 17, 2007

JUNE 18, 2007 GOING TO WORK JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DAY... NOT!!

HIDDY HO! FRIENDS OF LOCKERRIDGE!

I HAVE ONE MORE OF THESE, SIMPLY TOO GOOD TO NOT SHARE WITH OTHERS, VIDEOS..

AND THEN I HAVE A LOT OF HOMER AND ME STORIES, I JUST GOTTA TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT!

THIS FELLA ... AFTER HE CHANGES HIS UNDIES, ...SHOULD BUY THIS SWEET LITTLE OLE LADY ... A CUP OF TEA ... AND HIMSELF A DOUBLE SCOTCH ... NEAT! HEHE

lockerridge

Thursday, June 14, 2007

JUNE 15, 2007 HAPPY FATHERS DAY! BILL DANCE BLOOPERS...

lockerridge

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

JUNE 6, 2007 A POEM THAT WILL MAKE YOU HAVE THE WARM FUZZIES..

Lincolnâ€™s letter to his sonâ€™s teacher

He will have to learn, I know,
that all men are not just,
all men are not true.
But teach him also that
for every scoundrel there is a hero;
that for every selfish Politician,
there is a dedicated leaderâ€¦
Teach him for every enemy there is a friend,

Steer him away from envy,
if you can,
teach him the secret of
quiet laughter.

Let him learn early that
the bullies are the easiest to lickâ€¦
Teach him, if you can,
the wonder of booksâ€¦
But also give him quiet time
to ponder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky,
bees in the sun,
and the flowers on a green hillside.

In the school teach him
it is far honourable to fail
than to cheatâ€¦
Teach him to have faith
in his own ideas,
even if everyone tells him
they are wrongâ€¦
Teach him to be gentle
with gentle people,
and tough with the tough.

Try to give my son
the strength not to follow the crowd
when everyone is getting on the band wagonâ€¦
Teach him to listen to all menâ€¦
but teach him also to filter
all he hears on a screen of truth,
and take only the good
that comes through.

Teach him if you can,
how to laugh when he is sadâ€¦
Teach him there is no shame in tears,
Teach him to scoff at cynics
and to beware of too much sweetnessâ€¦
Teach him to sell his brawn
and brain to the highest bidders
but never to put a price-tag
on his heart and soul.

Teach him to close his ears
to a howling mob
and to stand and fight
if he thinks heâ€™s right.
Treat him gently,
but do not cuddle him,
because only the test
of fire makes fine steel.

Let him have the courage
to be impatientâ€¦
let him have the patience to be brave.
Teach him always
to have sublime faith in himself,
because then he will have
sublime faith in mankind.

This is a big order,
but see what you can doâ€¦
He is such a fine little fellow,
my son!

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lockerridge

Sunday, June 3, 2007

JUNE 4, 2007 AND I THOUGHT POLLY WANT A CRACKER WAS ALL A BIRD COULD SAY.. LYRE BIRDS.. WHOA!

HELLLLO! MY FRIENDS FROM 360 LAND, DOWN UNDER, AND THE ONES FROM, UP OVER ALSO!

HEHE

FOUND A VIDEO OF AN AMAZING BIRD, THAT CAN SOUND LIKE...

UMMM WAIT A MINUTE....

I WILL LET YOU WATCH IT, AND SEE WHAT SOUNDS IT CAN MAKE!!!

THE LYRE BIRD FROM DOWN UNDER... I THINK FROM DOWN UNDER ANYWAY.. THE GUY HAS AN AUSTRAILIAN ACCENT ANYWAY... HEHEHE

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video removed because the sound interferred with next blog..

lockerridge

Friday, June 1, 2007

JUNE 2, 2007 GET YOUR TISSUES AND MAKE SURE YOUR DENTURES ARE SECURE..

DO YOU FOLKS REMEBER THE CHESNEY FAMILY ?

WELL THIS IS A HAPPY FAMILY TODAY..

TILLMAN IS HOME WITH THEM IN A HOUSE NEARBY THE HOSPITAL.. FOR A WHILE LONGER.

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SINCE I LAST UPDATED YOU ON HIS PROGRESS, HE HAD A LITTLE BACK WASH HAPPEN.. HE DEVELOPED A LEAK AND HIS VEIN COLLAPSED.. SO HE STAYED A WHILE LONGER IN ICU.. TILL THEY PUT A STENT IN THE VIEN TO HOLD IT OPEN AND WITHIN A WEEK..

THIS FAMILY WENT HOME!

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HIS BODY AFTER THE TRANSPLANT WENT INTO CATCH UP ON DEVELOPMENT IN A KIND OF NASCAR HURRY!

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HE HAS SPROUTED 11 TEETH IN 5 MONTHS..

HE HAS LEARNED HOW TO BREATH BY HIMSELF...

HE HAS LEARNED HOW TO TAKE IN FOOD, BY PUTTING IT INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING IT..

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HE HAS LEARNED HOW TO ROLL OVER..

ONTO HIS TUMMY, BUT CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT GO IN REVERSE YET! LOL

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THIS LED HIM TO DISCOVER

HE CAN NOW MAKE SOME REALLY LOUD PROTESTS OR PLEASURE SOUNDS BY USING HIS VOCAL CORDS ..

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HE HAS FELT THE SUN ON HIS FACE, THE WIND IN HIS HAIR, AND SMELLED THE OCEAN BREEZE..

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GOD HAS GRANTED TILLMAN CHESNEY...

WITH A MIRACLE OF LIFE FROM THE DEATH OF ANOTHER, WHO JUST COULD NOT BE SAVED...

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WHEN I REALIZED THAT FACT... I FELT LIKE A HUGE WEIGHT HAD BEEN LIFTED FROM MY SHOULDERS..

GOD HAS GRANTED ME LIFE ...

BUT COULD NOT SAVE MY LOVED ONES...

THEY HAD TO GO, AND I HAD TO REMAIN..

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AND TILLMAN.. WAS THIS LOCKERRIDE'S INVITATION TO COME BACK TO LIFE..

GOD HAS SENT MY BOAT, MY HELICOPTER AND MY LAST CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT..

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TO GET RID OF ANYTHING THAT IS HOLDING ME BACK FROM LIVING...

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MY PLAN IS MY PLAN.. GOD MADE IT.. I CAN'T BREAK IT.. SO I WILL MAKE IT!

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I LEARNED TO LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SOUL..

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WHEN I LOOK AT TILLMAN.. HE IS NOT SAD.. AS A MATTER OF FACT .. HE LOOKS PRETTY WELL PLEASED, WITH WHAT LIFE IS OFFERING TO HIM RIGHT NOW..

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NOT WORRYING FOR TOMORROW OR PINING FOR YESTERDAY..

HE IS CONTENT IN THE MOMENT!

THIS IS THE BEST HIS LIFE HAS EVER BEEN..

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FOR HIS PARENTS ALSO..

LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS GOOD!

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I PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS THAT EACH DAY GOD BRINGS GOOD THINGS INTO YOUR LIVES...

BECAUSE IT IS A PART OF YOUR LIFE PLAN..

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NOTHING IN THE WORLD FEELS BETTER THAN A CHILD IN YOUR ARMS...

SWEET DREAMS CHESNEY MEN.. YOU HAVE EARNED THEM..

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GOD SAID TO LOCKIE...

"LIFE CAN BE AS GOOD AS YOU LET IT BE...

MOVE ON..."

LOCKIE FINALLY SEES THAT HE IS RIGHT AS USUAL.. SIGH...

LOL

lockerridge

Thursday, May 31, 2007

JUNE 1, 2007 THE AMAZING 6 MILLION DOLLAR CAR COMMERCIAL..

THE MACHINE OF THE FUTURE..

GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU GUYS THIS TIME.. NO MORE REDNECK JOKES.. ONLY HIGH TECH STUFF FOR ALL MY CYBER FRIENDS.. HEHEHE

MY AUNT SENT THIS IN AN EMAIL . IT IS AMAZING .. IT REALLY IS..

Be sure to read this info first, then watch the clip.

And you thought those people that set up roomfuls of dominos to knock

over were amazing. There are no computer graphics or digital tricks

in the film. Everything you see really happened in real time exactly

as you see it.

The film took 606 takes. On the first 605 takes, something, usually

very minor, didn't work. They would then have to set the whole thing

up again. The crew spent weeks shooting night and day. By the time

it was over, they were ready to change professions.

The film cost six million dollars and took three months to complete

including full engineering of the sequence. In addition, it's two

minutes long so every time Honda airs the film on British television,

they're shelling out enough dough to keep any one of us in clover for a

lifetime.

However, it is fast becoming the most downloaded advertisement in

Internet history. Honda executives figure the ad will soon pay for

itself simply in "free viewings" (Honda isn't paying a dime to have you

watch this commercial!).

When the ad was pitched to senior executives, they signed off on it

immediately without any hesitation - including the costs.

There are six and only six hand-made Honda Accords in the world.

To the horror of Honda engineers, the filmmakers disassembled two

of them to make the film. Everything you see in the film (aside from

the walls, floor, ramp, and complete Honda Accord) is parts from

those two cars. The voiceover is Garrison Keillor.

When the ad was shown to Honda executives, they liked it and commented

on how amazing computer graphics have gotten. They fell off their chairs

when they found out it was for real. Oh, and about those funky windshield

wipers. On the new Accords, the windshield wipers have water sensors

and are designed to start doing their thing automatically as soon

as they become wet.

Click on the link or copy/paste in your browser to bring up the film:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php

lockerridge