AUGUST 24, 2007 A TRIBUTE TO THE DINGLE... THE SWEETER TYPE FRIEND

PROFILE INFORMATION FOR..

MS. DANIELLE HINSEY

(NOT REALLY HER PHOTO YOU GUYS..BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN !)

 

DINGLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

HOME SCHOOL TEACHER

SOMETIMES ALSO KNOWN AS:

 DANI.. DINGLE.. WARRIOR CAVE WOMAN.. AND SHE ALSO ANSWERS TO.. HEY! HINSEY...

BUT PREFERS TO BE CALLED

 XENA ... WARRIOR PRINCESS .

SCHOOL MOTTO

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING PUBLIC SCHOOL

SCHOOL COLORS

WHAT EVER IS PRETTY

SCHOOL MASCOT

THE WILD DINGLEBERRY

 

 

THIS BLOG IS A TRIBUTE TO A WONDERFUL FRIEND THAT I HAVE..

HER  NAME IS DANIELLE HINSEY...

I JUST CALL HER DINGLE...

 

 

 

 

DANI AND I HIT OFF RIGHT AWAY WHEN WE FIRST CONNECTED ON THE INTERNET ON YAHOO 360.

SINCE SHE ALWAYS HAS PEPSI AND M&M'S

AND I HAVE PEPSI AND GUMMI BEARS...

THE FRIENDSHIP DEVEOLPED INTO A LASTING ONE .... QUICKLY!

 

 

 

I HAVE TAKEN A FEW OF THE THINGS WE HAVE SHARED AND BLOWN THEM COMPLETELY OUT OF PORPORTION TO PRESENT TO YOU ...

SINCE THIS IS THE INTERNET I CAN'T REALLY

DO JUSTICE TO THIS WONDERFUL LADY ...

SHE NEEDS A DOZEN ROSES AND A CASE OF PEPSI TO BE PRESENTED AT THE END OF IT..  SIGH...

 USE YOUR IMAGINATION...

 WORK WITH ME HERE PEOPLE..

AND FOR HEAVENS SAKE..

PUULLLLEEEEZE...

 NO GROUCHY ...

" YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON THE NET"

STUFF OKAY... SHEESH!"

 

WHEN DANI WAS FIRST CONSIDERING HOME SCHOOLING HER KIDS..

SHE WENT TO THE INTERNET TO TAKE SOME TESTS THAT WOULD GIVE HER THE INSIGHT INTO HER PERSONALITY MAKEUP.

BY DOING THIS SHE DETERMINED THAT SHE HAD ALL THE SKILLS NEEDED TO MAKE IT WORK..

AFTER WE GOT THE RESULTS BACK FROM THE

"WHAT FINGER ARE YOU" TEST 

I SAID...

"JUST DO IT DINGLE"

 

You Are the Middle Finger

A bit fragile and dependent on your friends, you're not nearly as hostile as you seem. You are balanced, easy to get along with, and quite serious. However, you can get angry and fed up with those around you. And you aren't afraid to show it!

 

  

 

 

 

 

I THINK HER TEACHING METHODS ARE RIGHT ON, WHEN KEEPING WITH WHAT REALLY REALLY WORKS WITH KIDS!

 

 

DANI BELIEVES IN HANDS ON ARTS AND CRAFTS FOR TEACHING TOOLS..

 

 

 

AND...

ALL OF HER TEACHING TOOLS ARE OF THE LARGE ECONOMY SIZE

 

THESE ARE A FEW OF THE MOMENTS...  FROM HER LIFE INTO MINE...  THAT WE SHARED OVER THE YEAR WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS.

 

DANI IS THE EVER THOUGHTFUL AND DEVOTED WIFE..

SHE AND I WENT PICKING WILDFLOWERS FOR HER HUSBAND.

DANI, ALWAYS THINKING OF HIS HAPPINESS,

 DOES THESE SPECIAL THINGS!

 

WE MADE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE ...

 

IT WAS POISON IVEY....

HEY!

 THE THOUGHT WAS STILL THERE!

 

 

AS WITH ANYONE, DANI HAS SOME QUIRKS ..

 

SHE HAS THIS COTTON SOCK FETISH THAT JUST CAN'T BE REHABILITATED OUT OF HER!

LORD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED.. 

...SIGH...

I ONLY BUY HER THE PACKS OF 6 PAIR NOW, INSTEAD OF TEN..

MAYBE SHE CAN TAPER OFF!

 

 

 

DANI IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO ME IF I AM IN NEED OF A HELPING HAND...

 SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T WORK QUITE RIGHT..

 BUT NO MATTER..

THE THOUGHT WAS THERE!

 

LIKE THE TIME SHE TOOK MY LAUNDRY TO THE DRY CLEANERS FOR ME..

BUT DROPPED THEM OFF AT THE AUTOMATIC CAR WASH INSTEAD...  

HEY!...

SO, I HAD TO GIVE MY CASHMERE SWEATER TO THE THIRD GRADER NEXT DOOR..

ANYONE COULD HAVE MADE THE SAME MISTAKE!!

 

 

 

TO DANI ...

 SWEET LOVING FRIEND OF MINE ..

TAKE THIS BIG HUG FROM LOCKIE

 

 YOU ARE SIMPLY THE BEST OF THE BEST...

 MADE INTO THE BETTER GENDER...

FEMALE!

 

 

TO THE READER:

 

AS YOU READ THE THOUGHTS  FROM ONE OF DANI'S BLOGS BELOW ..

 YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY I KNOW HER TO BE ALL THAT I SAY SHE IS.

SHE IS A BLESSING SENT TO ME, AND I THANK GOD FOR HER EVERYDAY!

 

 

 

WORDS FROM DANI'S MAY 17TH, 2007 BLOG

AT YAHOO!360

 

PLACES IN THE HEART

 

 

 

WE ALL HAVE PLACES IN OUR HEART. SPECIAL PEOPLE SUCH AS FRIENDS, PARENTS, CHILDREN, ALL HAVE A PLACE IN OUR HEART. EVERY PLACE IS UNIQUE, EACH FILLS A NEED IN OUR LIVES..

ALL OF THOSE IN OUR HEARTS EARNED THEIR PLACE. WE DO NOT GO HUNTING FRIENDS OR MAKING UP FAMILY MEMBERS. EACH COMES TO US WHEN WE LEAST EXPECT IT. EACH COMES TO US WHEN WE NEED THEM. SOME STAY FOR A LIFETIME, OTHERS ARE HERE TO HELP FOR THE MOMENT. ALL ARE CHERISHED, LOVED, WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.. THAT IS WHY I HOLD THEM IN A SPECIAL PLACE.. MY HEART.

DANI

AS YOU HAVE IN MINE SWEET SISTER!

lockerridge

AUGUST 22, 2007 A SLIDE SHOW HOROSCOPE.... NOW THAT IS SOMETHING SPECIAL!

A SLIDE SHOW WITH YOUR HOROSCOPE UPDATED HOURLY ...

NOW THAT IS JUST SPECIAL!

WANT TO SEE?

COME WITH LOCKIE...

HEHE!

For all those out there who love pretty things and a little peek into the cosmos just like me.... some of the things I think are pretty .. and a new slider theme from slide.com

lockerridge

AUG 20, 2007 ROAD RATTLER RAGE! .... A HOMER AND ME STORY..

ROAD RATTLER RAGE!

A HOMER AND ME STORY

Hello once again from the backwoods of Arkansas... this story is about yet another fishing trip myself and my beloved Homer went on, one Sunday a few weeks back, this summer of 2007.

Above is a photo of our favorite spot to fish.. the hay meadow at Homer's Mom and Dad's place... You can't really tell how big this pond is from this photo.. but it is HUGE!

There is a spring in the bottom of the pond which runs all year round.. even in the hottest driest months of the year.. like right now, August, the month of tired trees and grass... looking for that long winters rest...

Anyway.. it sits back off the main dirt road pretty far.. well far enough no one knows it is there except family.. and a few aquaintances whom sneak and peek a lot!

And it is the most fun place to fish I have ever wet a hook in! You see once a year the Game and Fish Commission holds a fishing derby for the kids in the Shores Lake State Park .. which is only about 5 miles from this pond.

And every year we go fishing at the lake after the kids derby is over with..

Why you may ask? WElllll because they stock the lake at the same time they have the derby, with blue catfish , anywhere from 1 lb. in size to 6lb. in size.. and no way do the kids catch them all.. hehehe.. but the adults sure do try after the thing is over for the kids..

All of them that we catch we save and put in this pond.. hehehe.. and since these catfish are used to being fed from the bank by people.. we buy catfish food and feed them.. !!!

We now have some in here that weigh a good 10 lbs! Talk about a fight.. Talk about fun! ... Talk about... if you tell anybody where my pond is I will cheerfully wring your neck!!!

We catch them.. admire them.. take pictures of ourselves with them.. and then put them back.. ... God I love it!

There is also Striped bass and perch, and well just anything we can catch somewhere else, if it is a game fish.. we bring it home and put it in here.. the fish we rescued from the pond where the trachoe was used for the rescue attempt.. we put them in here...

And this is the result! Ain't Homer cute? !!!

This particular Sunday though they just were not biting... sigh... so we decided to go to another lake up the road from this pond.... This older gentleman had a box canyon on his property and so he decided it would be a wonderful lake.. He spent lots of money building a dam and a spillway ... and the result was a spectacular lake.. which he named for his daughter.. Felicity... hence Felicity Lake.. it is stocked with crappie, bass, catfish, all kinds of fish and frogs and ahem.. snakes and turtles..

This part of the United States has some really nasty critters called copper heads .. water moccasins.. and Timber Rattlesnakes.. ( timber rattlers)

People sometimes find these nasty things in their yards... their ponds and in the woods out back of their houses, or in the rocks off all those ledges and bluffs..

Timber Rattlers are the most venomous and the least likley to bite you .. the other two.. they are just mean and like to bite.. majorly ugly too! eeeewww!

But the timber rattler is stalked for its rattles and its skin.. some people are really and truly insane ... I have seen Homer's Dad take a switch to a rattle snake .. and KILL it! Scared the bejebbers out of me.. I was on the top of the cab of the truck screaming at Homer to do something about his Dad being so insane.. and Homer being the only sane member of his family .. was inside the truck waiting patiently .. with his finger held over the send button of the phone he had already dialed 911 on.. sigh.. I really think that a person who has that kind of hutspa.. should try to get Guinness to enter those cahones in the world biggest book. They got to be record size!!!

Recently. I read an article where a man chopped off a rattlers head. and it still bit him!! I mean.. that is just instinct of the basic kind.. to exact revenge after it was dead!!! ???? WHOA!

Well , enough snake knowledge, back to the rattler road rage .. sometimes a rattler will crawl onto the road, especially after it has rained in the summer time and it got wet ( they are cold blooded and can't stand to be wet) because the road bed is still warm.. steamy infact. And coil up until they get warm again.. so they move slowly too.

People will spot them when driving down the road, back up and spin their tires on the snake.. killing it .. they jump out of their cars with their pocket knives and cut the rattler off of it.. and then jump back in and haul butt!

Because it is against the law! Rattle snakes are protected in the National Forest as are all things.. if you take anything out of there and they catch you.. get ready to pay through the .. ahem.. lower part of your anatomy! If something is a potential risk to my health and well being.. be it a bear or a snake.. and I have a gun or a vehicle.. who do you think is going to survive this little scenario..

Personally, in my opinion the only good snake is a dead one and so this in fact does not bother me in the least.. as a matter of fact .. I have done the slam on brakes , throw in reverse, spin tires on snake till it dies... routine several times myself!... I don't cut off anything from the evil critter.. it can go back to God the same way He created it.. I have no need for souvenirs...

Well, as we were on our way to this other lake, there happened to be one lying in the road.. So Homer did the slam, reverse thing .. but it was already dead and the rattlers were gone..

He was disappointed but, he has like, 100 of the things already! ... Men.. hehehe

When we got to the lake we caught a quite a few small bass. So, staying true to our usual routine, we took them back up to the Hayfield pond.. As we were letting them go .. we heard this car.. .. Brake Slam, Reverse, Door Slamming, Lots of yelling.......

Silence... Doors Slamming ... Take Off with lots of gravel flying...

Homer and I looked at each other, and at the same time said "SNAKE!"

heheheee...

So, being bored .. we decided to sit for a while and just listen..

heheheeee!

After we heard 2 more do the same thing.. we got really, really, evil!

He had some cardboard in the back of the truck, they used to lay on when working on, what ever broke down in the construction site, and a can of neon green spray paint..

We made 2 signs.. which read...

CAUTION... SLOW...

AND

SNAKE

We put Caution .. Slow.. out by the drive to the hayfield pond and then the other one down by the snake....

OMG! It was hilarious.. we only stayed to see what the next 5 cars did because... well to get the 5 cars through this dirt road, took around 45 minutes .. it is not traveled all that much..

Three of the cars... stopped at the first sign.. and then creeped and creeped and creeped along... all three of them missed seeing the snake even with the sign right above it.. they would stop and reverse and go forward.. and then go reverse.. finally someone brave, or fed up in the car would get out and start walking up the road .. and then when they finally did see it ..

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeee!

Screams! ... Holy Mother! .. Shit! ... Here it is!! .. Hey come look at this! .. Car doors slamming! .. People running! .. Oh, Man the Rattles are Gone! ..

Then the other 2, when they read the first sign .... actually turned around and went back the other way!!!

Hey... it was a way to pass the time in the slow moving days of the

Arkansas Backwoods ... when the fish don't bite, dontcha know what I am talking about.. fellow hillbilly.. redneck.. type people out there!

yeeehhhaaawww baby!

lockerridge