THE DEMISE OF THE NEW INTRUDER UPON MY HOUSEHOLD.. THE 2008-2009 NEW EDITION OF COMMUNICATION DEATH!
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Friday, May 23, 2008
MAY 24, 2008 HERBIE.... THE DEFENDER OF HIS FAMILY AGAINST THE EVIL METROPLEX PHONEBOOK!
MAY 23, 2008 WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? .. THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in
cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that
every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then,
this really isn't about me.......
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
To die in the rain. Alone.
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.
That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
simple as that.
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part Internet Explorer has experienced some technical difficulties and must close.. we are sorry if you were in the middle of something.. you are going to lose 4 hours of work because of echicken"
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
I invented the chicken!
Where's my gun?
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!
Did I miss one?
Sunday, May 18, 2008
5-18-08 tri state stock car races 2.mov
Modified Stock... check out the idiots who are standing right next to the cement curb!
Have lots of spinouts.. go round and round like a top!
This night the only person who got hurt was a guy who was loading his car on a trailer and it popped the strap and ran over him! lol.. nothing broken but his pride..
Nachos.. jalepenos... Miller draft.. Yeeeehhhhaaaawwww!
Friday, May 16, 2008
MAY 16, 2008 WARNING.. POLITCAL BLOG.. WILL WE OBAMA OUR COUNTRY INTO OBLIVION?
| Barack Obama - 50 Lies and Counting: Posted on Political www.forum.com - Elections and Campaigns. 1.) Selma Got Me Born - LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. 2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government. 3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had 4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - LIAR, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. 5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - LIAR, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man. 6.) My Name is African Swahili - LIAR, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama. 7.) I Never Practiced Islam - LIAR, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years,until your wife made you change, so you could run for office. 8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book). 9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - LIAR, not one teacher says you could speak the language. 10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - LIAR, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons. 11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - LIAR, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies. 12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - LIAR, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine. 13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - LIAR, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist. 14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - LIAR, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist 15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - LIAR, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first. 16.) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois - LIAR, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES. 17.) Oops, I Misvoted - LIAR, only when caught by church groups and democrats, did you beg to change your misvote. 18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE. 19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE. 20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - LIAR, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it. 21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - LIAR, it took just 14 days from start to finish. 22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - LIAR, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came. 23.) I Have Released My State Records - LIAR, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within. 24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - LIAR, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books. 25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - LIAR, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill. 26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - LIAR, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part. 27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - LIAR, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office. 28.) No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA - LIAR, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them. 29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - LIAR, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of I srael. 30.) I Am Not Acting As President Yet - LIAR, after the NAFTA Memo, a dead terrorist in the FARC, in Colombia, was found with a letter stating how you and he were working together on getting FARC recognized officially. 31.) I Didn't Run Ads In Florida - LIAR, you allowed national ads to run 8-12 times per day for two weeks - and you still lost. 32.) I Won Michigan - LIAR, no you didn't. 33.) I Won Nevada - LIAR, no you did not. 34.) I Want All Votes To Count - LIAR, you said let the delegates decide. 35.) I Want Americans To Decide - LIAR, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time. 36.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - LIAR, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself. 37.) My Campaign Was Extorted By A Friend - LIAR, that friend is threatening to sue if you do not stop saying this. Obama has stopped saying this. 38.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - LIAR, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you. 39.) I Don't Take PAC Money - LIAR, you take loads of it. 40.) I don't Have Lobbyists - LIAR, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting. 41.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - LIAR, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon. 42.) My Campaign Never Took Over MySpace - LIAR, Tom, who started MySpace issued a warning about this advertising to MySpace clients. 43.) I Inspire People With My Words - LIAR, you inspire people with other people's words. 44.) I Have Passed Bills In The U.S. Senate - LIAR, you have passed A BILL in the U.S. Senate - for Africa, which shows YOUR priorities. 45.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - LIAR, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time, unlike Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you Obama. You also seem to be stepping back from your departure date - AGAIN. 46.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - LIAR, your plan leaves us all to pay the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it. 47.) I Only Found Out About My Investment Conflicts Via Mail - LIAR, both companies you site as having sent you letters about this conflict have no record of any such letter ever being created or sent. 48) I Am As Patriotic As Anyone - LIAR, you won't wear a flag pin and you don't put your hand over your heart during the Anthem. 49.) My Wife Didn't Mean What She Said About Pride In Country - LIAR, your wife's words follow lock-step in the vain of Wright and Farrahkan, in relation to their contempt and hatred of America. 50.) Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn't Support - LIAR, your wife has received nearly a quarter of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart. I COULD, AS MOST PEOPLE, CONTINUE TO POUND AT YOU MY VIEWS AND OPINIONS. I COULD CONTINUE TO DRAG TO THIS BLOG MORE EVIDENCE OF HIS UNFITNESS FOR THIS JOB HE IS ASKING FOR. I HAVE NOT TOUCHED UPON THE FACT THAT WITH HIS BACKGROUND.. HE MAY VERY WELL BE NOT WHO HE PRESENTS HIMSELF TO US TO BE. HE MIGHT JUST BE A PUPPET ON A STRING FROM THOSE WHO HATE US SO MUCH THEY IGNORED THEIR INTELLIGENCE AND ATTACKED US WITHIN OUR BORDERS. I STILL AM NOT SATISFIED THAT IOTOLA IS DEAD AND GONE FROM OUR MIDST. I HAVE SEEN NO PROOF OF THIS.. AND FROM THE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION THEY CAN HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL AT THE CLICK OF A MOUSE BUTTON.. THIS SEEMS LIKE AN IMPOSSIBLITY TO ME. SOMEONE KNOWS .. SOMEWHERE .. SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS. I FEAR IT IS MIGHT BE IN A SUBURB OF NEW YORK OR LOS ANGELES, OR EVEN WASHINGTON D.C., DRAWING SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE, POSING AS SOMEONES GRANDPA. CALL IT PARANOIA IF YOU WISH.. BUT I REMEMBER WATCHING THE TELEVISON WHEN PEOPLE WERE JUMPING FROM THE TOP OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON FIRE... DO YOU? IF YOU DO.. I URGE YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS MAN. I WOULD RATHER ERR ON THE SIDE OF SAFTEY AND FEAR FOR MY COUNTRYMEN AND WOMEN'S FUTURE, RUN THE RISK OF BEING LABELED WITH SOME POLITCALLY DETRIMENTAL NAME.. THAN WATCH ONE MORE AMERICAN FALLING TO THEIR DEATH RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. IF YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT WHAT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER REMINDED ME OF.. THEN I WILL TELL YOU. IT REMINDED ME .. THAT IS WHAT A COUNTRY AT WAR LOOKS LIKE.. THIS ATTACK WAS ONLY ONCE.. BUT IT COULD BE MORE.. IT COULD BE SO MUCH MORE.... I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GENERATION OF AMERICAN HISTORY THAT WAS SO STUPID, THAT WE LOST ALL THAT WAS FOUGHT AND SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR. DO YOU? GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE.... WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. It is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favors. George Washington 1789 - Thanksgiving Proclamation |
Thursday, May 15, 2008
MAY 15, 2008 REPOST OF AUGUST 27, 2007 YAHOO 360 BLOG.. THE GODMOTHER LOCKIE SPEAKS...
OLD" IS WHEN -- your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
And you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN -- your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- "getting a little action" means you don't need to
take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- "getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- an "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.
AND, "OLD" IS WHEN -- you're not sure these are jokes!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
MAY 9, 2008 NEW CANDIDATE FOR THE LOCKERRIDGE HALL OF FOOLISH FAME
The canyon's depth is 900 meters here. The rock on the right is next to the canyon and safe.
Watching this guy on his thong sandals, with a camera and a tripod I asked myself 3 questions:
1. How did he climb that rock?
2. Why not take that sunset picture from that rock to the right, which is perfectly safe?
3. How will he get back?
After the sun set behind the canyon's horizon he packed his things (having only one hand available) and prepared himself for the jump. This took about 2 minutes. At that point he had the full attention of the crowd.
The canyon's depth is 900 meters (3,000 feet) here.