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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Media Convert - free and on line - convert and limited editing of most all types of audio and video files


http://media-convert.com/convert/index.php#conditions
Since buying a new Kodak camera recently to replace a Kodak camera that was part of a camera/photo printer dock package, I opted to replace it with
another Kodak camera that would adapt to my photo printer dock that will recharge my batteries as well as print my photos directly from the camera.
I was aware that it would only produce video files in the .mov file type. This is a problem if you have a computer with Windows and not a Mac from Apple.
So I searched and browsed and check and compared.. and decided on the Kodak Z712 IS would suit my needs wonderfully and probably forever.
I asked the clerk where I bought the camera if the video file type of this new Kodak was capable of producing was .mov and .avi as well..
He assured me that whatever I desired could be had with the new camera..
( the camera cost me more than the previous dock and camera combined did.. it should be able to get Brad Pitt to star in my videos if I wanted it too!)
Imagine my shock.. and then irritation ... and then plain ole pissed off to the maximum .. when I discovered the guy lied to me.. imagine that!
I contacted Kodak about my problem and asked for a solution from them.. their return mail told me the solution was to purchase the Quicktime Pro .. from Apple .. of course.
This they jubilantly explained to me.. would give me editing options and a player to play the videos with as well. I replied asking for the forms to fill out and address to return
their camea to them and get my money refunded to me.
I have not heard from them yet.. later after the blood vein in my temple was restored to normal proportions..
I set about, researching the problem through the Microsoft help and solutions pages..
I find that Microsoft has allowed Apple to develope and use freely a converter which allows Quicktime to play and edit .avi and .wma Microsoft media player files.
"BUT" Apple does not return this favor to Microsoft.
THIS IS OUT AND OUT TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! THIS MEANT.. WAR!
Well.. hehehehe! NANNY NANNY POO POO KODAK/QUICKTIME BULLY TACTICS!!!!!!
This website is FREE!! Yes you read that correctly.. FREE!
No gimmicks.. no trials.. nothing underhanded.. trust me, I have checked this place with every tool at my disposal to
find a string or even a piece of lint .. it is not there.. this is legit.
Simple and easy to use .. they will host your file for 120 days if you request it.. they offer a link you can send through email to friends and family
so they might download it to their computer.. they do not offer hotlinking to stream out the videos or images..audio files, adobe reader files.. ringtones.. you name a file type..
they can convert it to what ever you want it to be.. they have a limit of 150 MB for a file size.. and even the largest document file can be split into 5 MB clips and then they
have a link to a splicer that another site is offering..
I can now take my videos.. edit them right there in their editor.. and then convert them from .mov to .wma ( any media player file type even .flp and shockwave file types
from obsure places can be converted.. and it is very fast .. very fast.



Friday, May 23, 2008

MAY 24, 2008 HERBIE.... THE DEFENDER OF HIS FAMILY AGAINST THE EVIL METROPLEX PHONEBOOK!

MAY 24, 2008
HERBIE.... THE DEFENDER OF HIS FAMILY AGAINST THE EVIL METROPLEX PHONEBOOK!
BELOW YOU SEE A RARE PICTURE OF THE EVIL METROPLEX PHONEBOOK! THIS IS A COPY OF MY LAST YEARS BOOK.. AND IT HAS REINED EVIL UPON MY EVERY CONNECTED LAN LINE MOMENT ..
NO MORE! NOT WITH HERBIE THE SUPER DEFENDER OF ALL HE LOVES.. NAMELY .. SIGH.. ME... ON THE JOB 24/7
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LOOKED OUTSIDE THIS MORNING.. AND IT BECAME CRYSTAL CLEAR TO ME THAT I NOW HAVE A PUPPY LIVING ON MY PREMISES.. AND THAT THE NEXT TIME THEY THROW MY NEW PHONE BOOK OUT INTO MY DRIVEWAY AFTER DARK.. I THINK I MIGHT JUST COMPLAIN TO THE PHONE BOOK PEOPLE ABOUT IT.. BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE TO EXPLAIN ABOUT SUPER HERB AND WELL.. I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THAT A INTERNET BLOGGING KIND OF NEED TO KNOW BASIS FOR RIGHT NOW!
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THE FACE OF TRUE EVIL!
THE 2006-2007 VERSION OF COMMUNICATION ASSASINS AT LARGE!

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THE DEMISE OF THE NEW INTRUDER UPON MY HOUSEHOLD.. THE 2008-2009 NEW EDITION OF COMMUNICATION DEATH!

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UMM HUMMM! SIGH...

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DIGGER SAYS HE IS A TRUE CANINE NINJA.. FROM FRANCE...

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HHHHEEERRRRRBBBIEEEE! STOP TEARING UP THE BOOK.. AHA! I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE BOOK.. HAD IT HIDDEN UNDER THE HOUSE DIDN'T YOU... ALONG WITH THAT LONE HIGHTOP I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ... FOR A COUPLE MONTHS.. MAN IS THAT THING RANK!!!

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OKAY..... GET UP.. I AM NOT RUBBING YOUR BELLY FOR MAKING THE YARD LOOK LIKE I AM SELLING PAPER SHREDDERS!
BUT YOU DO KILL THOSE NASTY SNAKES.. AND YOU DO LOVE ME SOOOO MUCH..
YOU ARE FORGIVEN..
HEED THESE WORDS YOU NATUAL BORN NINJA FROM FRANCE..
YOU HAVE STILL MUCH TO LEARN..
LITTLE HAIRY BLACK ORPHAN..
AND TRUST ME.. THE WAY MY BACK FEELS RIGHT NOW.. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TO TAKE THE ACCELERATED COURSES!
 
 
" PRISSY MADE ME DO IT!"
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HERBIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
lockerridge

MAY 23, 2008 WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? .. THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!

MAY 23, 2008 WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? .. THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!
WELL.. I THINK IT IS FUNNY ANYWAY.. HOPE YOU DO ALSO!
( THIS IS PURELY FICTION OKAY.. PLEASE NO ONE TAKE THIS AS A REAL THING... DON'T WANT SNOPES.COM TO INVESTIGATE ME!)
SEVERAL HIGH MEDIA PROFILED PEOPLE WHERE ASKED THE AGE OLD QUESTION:
"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"
AND HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS..
( REMEMBER THIS IS FICTION!)
 
 
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN McCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in
cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that
every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then,
this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.
That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
simple as that.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part Internet Explorer has experienced some technical difficulties and must close.. we are sorry if you were in the middle of something.. you are going to lose 4 hours of work because of echicken"


























































































ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!




































 
MY FAVORITE!!!
 
COLONEL SANDERS:



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Sunday, May 18, 2008

5-18-08 tri state stock car races 2.mov




Modified Stock... check out the idiots who are standing right next to the cement curb!
Have lots of spinouts.. go round and round like a top!
This night the only person who got hurt was a guy who was loading his car on a trailer and it popped the strap and ran over him! lol.. nothing broken but his pride..
Nachos.. jalepenos... Miller draft.. Yeeeehhhhaaaawwww!

Friday, May 16, 2008

MAY 16, 2008 WARNING.. POLITCAL BLOG.. WILL WE OBAMA OUR COUNTRY INTO OBLIVION?

MAY 16, 2008
WILL WE OBAMA OUR COUNTRY INTO OBLIVION
THIS BLOG IS POLITICAL IN NATURE
AND THE INFORMATION IT CONTAINS HAS BEEN FOUND AS PUBLIC INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET. THE VIEWS IN THIS BLOG ARE MINE AND I AM SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM, NO ONE ELSE.
IF YOU FEEL THAT I AM INCORRECT IN MY VIEWS OR MY INFORMATION IS INCORRECT..
AND QUOTE SNOPES.COM AS YOUR SOURCE BASIS FOR YOUR OPINION..
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT IN MY OPINION SNOPES.COM HAS BECOME AS UNRELIABLE AS THOSE THEY ARE REPORTING ON.
I HAVE READ THE INFORMATION THEY HAVE IN REGARDS TO MR. OBAMA AT THE SITE AND FOUND IT TO BE TERRIBLE!
THEY ACTUALLY QUOTE OBAMA'S OWN CAMPAIGN STAFF AS THEIR SOURCE FOR THEIR FINDINGS.. COME ON FOLKS.. YOU DON'T GO TO THE FOXES FAMILY AND ASK IF HE HAS BEEN IN THE HENHOUSE!!
SO PLEASE, DON'T USE THEM AS A SOURCE OF RELIABLE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING TO THE INTERNET MILLIONS, AS YOUR BASIS TO DISPROVE THE INFORMATION I HAVE POSTED HERE IN MY BLOG, BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU THIS BEFORE YOU DO.. I THINK YOUR WRONG!
I WILL BEGIN WITH A VIDEO POSTED AT YOUTUBE.COM.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE VIDEO IS OF OBAMA'S DEFENSE PLAN FOR OUR MILITARY AND OUR WEAPONS WE HAVE AT THE READY. HE OUTLINES HIS PLAN FOR FOREIGN POLICY AND AGREEMENTS. HE TELLS OF THE BUDGET HE HAS IN MIND FOR OUR DEFENSE DEPT., AND WHAT HE PLANS TO DO ABOUT KEEPING OUR DEFENSE UP TO DATE AND ON THE LEADING EDGE OVER ANY OTHER LARGE AND POWERFUL NATION.
THE SAME MILITARY AND WEAPON DEFENSE WE ARE DEPENDENT UPON TO ASSURE THAT WE ARE NEVER UP AGAINST A NATION THAT IS STRONGER THAN WE ARE IN THIS RESPECT. IT IS THE ONE THING THAT MAINTAINS THE SHAKY PEACE THIS WORLD ENJOYS. THE WILLINGNESS OF OUR COUNTRY TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE TO KEEP OUR NATION FROM FACING THE CAPTURE AND COMPLETE DOMINANCE, BY A COUNTRY WHICH HAS THE NEED FOR THE RESOURCES. THE POPULATIONS OF THESE COUNTRIES HAVE EXCEEDED THEIR CAPABILITY TO PRODUCE ENOUGH RESOURCES FOR EVEN THE MOST BASIC EXISTENCE.
THE NATUAL DISASTERS, THE UNWILLINGNESS OF THE GOVERNMENTS TO EDUCATE THEIR PEOPLE IN BETTER MANAGEMENT OF THEIR AVAILABLE LANDS FOR GROWING FOOD, DEVELOPING WAYS TO PROVIDE SHELTER, AND MEDICINES, AND IN PART THE CONTINUOUS HAND OUTS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND OTHER COUNTRIES HAS ALWAYS SUPPLIED THEM WITH, HAS GIVEN US A TRULY CRITICAL SITUATION IN OUR WORLD TODAY.
OUR SOLDIERS FIGHT TO KEEP THIS FROM COMING HOME TO US IN THE FORM OF CAPTURE OF OUR HOME AND OUR ABUNDANT RESOURCES, WE HAVE ENJOYED WHILE THEY ARE HUNGRY, COLD, AND SICK. THE UNITED STATES AS WELL AS MANY OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE TRIED TO HELP THEM TO BE WHAT THEY SO DESIRE IN LIFE.. AND THAT IS TO BE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. BUT THEY DO NOT WANT TO DO WHAT IS NECESSARY, AS OUR ANCESTORS DID TO MAKE OUR COUNTRY THE FORCE THAT IT IS IN THE WORLD. THEY WANT TO WATCH THE PEACE CORPS AND THE SOLDIERS DIG THIER WELLS FOR THEM.. PLANT THEIR CROPS, HARVEST THEM.. STORE THEM.. AND WHEN THE NEXT GROWING SEASON COMES.. THEY SIT AND WAIT FOR THEM TO "SHOW" THEM HOW ONCE MORE.
WE TRY TO EDUCATE THEM IN USING BIRTH CONTROL AND THE DANGERS OF SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES.. IN HOPES THAT THEY WILL SEE WHAT IS NEEDED TO BRING ABOUT THE HARVEST AND DRY SHELTER FOR THE PEOPLE THAT THEY CAN CARE FOR IN THE NUMBERS THAT WILL ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN.
BUT THEY DO NOT LISTEN.. THEY DO NOT SEE.. THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE MY FRIENDS.. AND IT IS NOT THE UNITED STATES FAULT THAT THEY ARE JUST NOT GOING TO HELP THEMSELVES.. IT WILL BE OUR FAULT IF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HUNGRY AND COLD FOR SO LONG, THAT WE HAVE LIVED WITH AND FOUGHT FOR..
BECOME THE ONES WHO IN THE END ... DESTROY US.
IN MY OPINION, IF THIS MAN IS ELECTED TO THE WHITE HOUSE.. THE IGNORING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THIS WAR WE ARE FIGHTING NOW, THE LACK OF ATTENTION PAID TO THE PEOPLE, WHOM HE IS SUPPOSEDLY SERVING.. BY THE PRESIDENCY OF GEORGE W. BUSH JR....
WILL BE LIKE A SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON IN COMPARISON.
WHAT THIS MAN WILL ALLOW, AND EVEN APPLAUD IN OUR COUNTRY, WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA ...
AND THE AMERICANS WITHIN ITS BORDERS.
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THIS IS A LIST OF 50 KNOWN UNTRUTHS TOLD BY THIS MAN BARACK OBAMA TO GAIN THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES..
THIS MAN HAS NOT HAD AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT ABOUT ANYTHING DURING THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN.. HE STARTS EACH RALLY OR SPEECH WITH THE WORDS OF A GREAT MAN IN HISTORY .. THUS SETTING THE TONE FOR ACCEPTANCE OF ANYTHING HE UTTERS.. WHICH FRANKLY.. ARE AMONG THE 50 THINGS ON THIS LIST...
A LIST OF LIES FROM THE MOUTH OF BARACK OBAMA
DEMOCRATIC HOPEFUL FOR THE MOST POWERFUL POLITCAL OFFICE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD .
EARTH
CREATED BY GOD FOR MAN TO LIVE UPON AND MULTIPLY AND SERVE HIS GOOD PURPOSES FOR HUMAN KIND.
DESTROYED BY THE VERY ONES IT HAS BEEN CREATED FOR.
IT IS COMING IN SOME FUTURE TIME THAT NO ONE KNOWS THE DATE.
IF WE ELECT THIS MAN..
IT WILL BE SOONER THAN LATER..
AND WE WILL SUFFER GREATLY IN THE BEFORE TIME.
Barack Obama - 50 Lies and Counting: Posted on Political www.forum.com - Elections and Campaigns.
1.) Selma Got Me Born - LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965.
2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.
3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had
4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - LIAR, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades.
5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - LIAR, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.
6.) My Name is African Swahili - LIAR, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
7.) I Never Practiced Islam - LIAR, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years,until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - LIAR, not one teacher says you could speak the language.
10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - LIAR, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.
11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - LIAR, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.
12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - LIAR, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.
13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - LIAR, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.
14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - LIAR, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist
15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - LIAR, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.
16.) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois - LIAR, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.
17.) Oops, I Misvoted - LIAR, only when caught by church groups and democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.
18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.
19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.
20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - LIAR, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.
21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - LIAR, it took just 14 days from start to finish.
22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - LIAR, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.
23.) I Have Released My State Records - LIAR, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.
24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - LIAR, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.
25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - LIAR, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.
26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - LIAR, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.
27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - LIAR, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.
28.) No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA - LIAR, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.
29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - LIAR, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of I srael.
30.) I Am Not Acting As President Yet - LIAR, after the NAFTA Memo, a dead terrorist in the FARC, in Colombia, was found with a letter stating how you and he were working together on getting FARC recognized officially.
31.) I Didn't Run Ads In Florida - LIAR, you allowed national ads to run 8-12 times per day for two weeks - and you still lost.
32.) I Won Michigan - LIAR, no you didn't.
33.) I Won Nevada - LIAR, no you did not.
34.) I Want All Votes To Count - LIAR, you said let the delegates decide.
35.) I Want Americans To Decide - LIAR, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.
36.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - LIAR, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.
37.) My Campaign Was Extorted By A Friend - LIAR, that friend is threatening to sue if you do not stop saying this. Obama has stopped saying this.
38.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - LIAR, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.
39.) I Don't Take PAC Money - LIAR, you take loads of it.
40.) I don't Have Lobbyists - LIAR, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.
41.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - LIAR, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.
42.) My Campaign Never Took Over MySpace - LIAR, Tom, who started MySpace issued a warning about this advertising to MySpace clients.
43.) I Inspire People With My Words - LIAR, you inspire people with other people's words.
44.) I Have Passed Bills In The U.S. Senate - LIAR, you have passed A BILL in the U.S. Senate - for Africa, which shows YOUR priorities.
45.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - LIAR, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time, unlike Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you Obama. You also seem to be stepping back from your departure date - AGAIN.
46.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - LIAR, your plan leaves us all to pay the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.
47.) I Only Found Out About My Investment Conflicts Via Mail - LIAR, both companies you site as having sent you letters about this conflict have no record of any such letter ever being created or sent.
48) I Am As Patriotic As Anyone - LIAR, you won't wear a flag pin and you don't put your hand over your heart during the Anthem.
49.) My Wife Didn't Mean What She Said About Pride In Country - LIAR, your wife's words follow lock-step in the vain of Wright and Farrahkan, in relation to their contempt and hatred of America.
50.) Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn't Support - LIAR, your wife has received nearly a quarter of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.
I COULD, AS MOST PEOPLE, CONTINUE TO POUND AT YOU MY VIEWS AND OPINIONS.
I COULD CONTINUE TO DRAG TO THIS BLOG MORE EVIDENCE OF HIS UNFITNESS FOR THIS JOB HE IS ASKING FOR.
I HAVE NOT TOUCHED UPON THE FACT THAT WITH HIS BACKGROUND.. HE MAY VERY WELL BE NOT WHO HE PRESENTS HIMSELF TO US TO BE. HE MIGHT JUST BE A PUPPET ON A STRING FROM THOSE WHO HATE US SO MUCH THEY IGNORED THEIR INTELLIGENCE AND ATTACKED US WITHIN OUR BORDERS. I STILL AM NOT SATISFIED THAT IOTOLA IS DEAD AND GONE FROM OUR MIDST. I HAVE SEEN NO PROOF OF THIS.. AND FROM THE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION THEY CAN HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL AT THE CLICK OF A MOUSE BUTTON.. THIS SEEMS LIKE AN IMPOSSIBLITY TO ME. SOMEONE KNOWS .. SOMEWHERE .. SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.
I FEAR IT IS MIGHT BE IN A SUBURB OF NEW YORK OR LOS ANGELES, OR EVEN WASHINGTON D.C., DRAWING SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE, POSING AS SOMEONES GRANDPA.
CALL IT PARANOIA IF YOU WISH.. BUT I REMEMBER WATCHING THE TELEVISON WHEN PEOPLE WERE JUMPING FROM THE TOP OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON FIRE...
DO YOU?
IF YOU DO.. I URGE YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS MAN. I WOULD RATHER ERR ON THE SIDE OF SAFTEY AND FEAR FOR MY COUNTRYMEN AND WOMEN'S FUTURE, RUN THE RISK OF BEING LABELED WITH SOME POLITCALLY DETRIMENTAL NAME.. THAN WATCH ONE MORE AMERICAN FALLING TO THEIR DEATH RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. IF YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT WHAT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER REMINDED ME OF.. THEN I WILL TELL YOU.
IT REMINDED ME .. THAT IS WHAT A COUNTRY AT WAR LOOKS LIKE.. THIS ATTACK WAS ONLY ONCE.. BUT IT COULD BE MORE.. IT COULD BE SO MUCH MORE....
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GENERATION OF AMERICAN HISTORY THAT WAS SO STUPID, THAT WE LOST ALL THAT WAS FOUGHT AND SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR.
DO YOU?
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS
ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE....
WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
It is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favors.
George Washington
1789 - Thanksgiving Proclamation
lockerridge

Thursday, May 15, 2008

MAY 15, 2008 REPOST OF AUGUST 27, 2007 YAHOO 360 BLOG.. THE GODMOTHER LOCKIE SPEAKS...

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THIS IS YOUR GOD MOTHER LOCKIE SPEAKING TO YOU!
STAND UP STRAIGHT...
WIPE THAT JELLY OFF YOUR CHIN..
SUCH SLOPPINESS...
TSK TSK TSK!
THE GODMOTHER HAS MUCH WISDOM TO IMPART TO YOU...
SO OPEN THOSE EARS UP YOUNG ONES..
AND LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF THE GOD MOTHER.. SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING!...
UMM HUMMM....
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OLD" IS WHEN -- your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
And you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD " IS WHEN -- your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN -- a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN -- going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.

"OLD" IS WHEN -- you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN -- you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN -- "getting a little action" means you don't need to
take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN -- "getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN -- an "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.

AND, "OLD" IS WHEN -- you're not sure these are jokes!

lockerridge

Friday, May 9, 2008

MAY 9, 2008 NEW CANDIDATE FOR THE LOCKERRIDGE HALL OF FOOLISH FAME

MAY 9, 2008 NEW CANDIDATE FOR THE
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My friend Jae Elle sent these photographs to me in an email and I just had to share this guy, and his lack of intelligence with those who read my stuff...
If you have been with me for a while you know I collect these kinds of pictures, and then I make a slide show of the latest and greatest candidate for the Lockerridge Hall Of Foolish Fame. Then we all pick the winner. I would have waited to put this guy in there, but this is just too stinking dumb for words.. had to share it today!
Thankyou very much Jae Elle.. your one of my oldest and dearest, and you always think of me don't you? I sure will be glad when I can leave a comment on your blogs again!
The following pictures and text were taken directly from the email.
I have put the holder of the copyright to the pictures name on them, so if you want to use them please don't forget to give him the credit for them. Although he put them into an email and sent them out so.. he probably knows we will spread them all around the globe within an hour of his posting them huh? lol..
Now cut that out.. I am not evil.. I just sound that way.. a lot!
Grand Canyon Photographer....
He took his full dose of stupid pills that day!
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This is a case of a photographer photographing another photographer. The following pictures were taken by Hans van de Vorst from the Netherlands, at the Grand Canyon, Arizona. The descriptions are his. The identity of the photographer in the photos is unknown.
I was simply stunned seeing this guy standing on this solitary rock in the Grand Canyon.


The canyon's depth is 900 meters here. The rock on the right is next to the canyon and safe.

Watching this guy on his thong sandals, with a camera and a tripod I asked myself 3 questions:

1. How did he climb that rock?

2. Why not take that sunset picture from that rock to the right, which is perfectly safe?

3. How will he get back?

After the sun set behind the canyon's horizon he packed his things (having only one hand available) and prepared himself for the jump. This took about 2 minutes. At that point he had the full attention of the crowd.

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This is the point of no return.
After that, he jumped on his thong sandals...
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The canyon's depth is 900 meters (3,000 feet) here.
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Now you can see that the adjacent rock is higher so he tried to land lower, which is quite steep and tried to use his one hand to grab the rock.
Look carefully at the photographer. He has a camera, a tripod and also a plastic bag, all on his shoulder or in his left hand. Only his right hand is available to grab the rock and the weight of his stuff is a problem. He lands low on his flip flops, both his right hand and right foot slip away... At that moment I take this shot. He pushes his body against the rock. He waits for a few seconds, throws his stuff on the rock, climbs and walks away, presumably to a bathroom to change his shorts. I know I had to change mine and I was just watching!!
BIG LOCKERRIDGE AMEN!!!! TO THE SHORTS CHANGING!

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