AUGUST 6, 2008 CONVERSING WITH A MALE TYPE HUMAN BEING...
Well it has finally happened... I had to go to the Large setting on the font.. yep... getting to old to read Normal anymore.. sigh... Although I do enjoy the AARP thing they insisted that I had to have by the loss of at least 10,000 trees to print out the junk they sent me every day since I turned 45.. and last February when the big 50 finally hit me.. the mailbox was full everyday! I finally gave in and sent them 12.00 dollars so I wouldn't feel so guilty about the tree mass murder they had commited just for me..
Another thing that I have noticed that I never noticed before .. when having a conversation with a male type human being.. aka.. guys.. I never noticed how the conversation always leads back to their body parts or some other male human beings body parts which I won't go into much detail as to what they are..but I am sure you can guess in a half hearted way and be 100 percent correct.. it always makes a circle back to the same subject.
I just don't understand this fascination with those particular male and female portions of the body! I have really put some thought into this lately because it has become one of those conversation killers for me. I just can't get into telling a male type person about how much it cost to buy steak at the grocery store and know that we will end up talking about the part of the animal that does not produce the steak for us to eat. Well at least I hope not anyway!
I don't know about the rest of you ladies.. but that just isn't a subject which enters into my mind automatically when my mouth opens to speak words to another human type person. I have noticed that it does not matter who they are conversing with .. it always ends up in the same area of subject matter.. well probably don't talk to grandmas about it.. but mothers catch it too.. and endure it stoically.. as I am learning to do I suppose.
I wonder what they would do if I always brought the conversation around to the many diseases a woman can contract and pass on.. or could not keep my hands to myself.. I have had to be a total evil entity in my home to just keep their hands out of their pants adjusting things or whatever.. I mean good grief! I taught both of the young men whom I visit with on a regular basis that this is just not something they should do in front of a woman.. be she deserving of the respect or not.. you just DO NOT DO THAT!
I have no idea what has happened to them.. but I know what is going to happen to them if they don't try a little harder to find something to talk to me about or play with while talking to me..
IT WON'T BE THEM TALKING ABOUT HOW PRETTY THINGS ARE .. I CAN GUARANTEE THAT!
Okay .. Lockie rant is over with .. but if you read in the headlines on Yahoo homepage that a woman from Arkansas is going on the Dr. Phil show to talk about mens obsessions with certain human body parts...
IT WON'T BE ME!
HEHEHEHEH
As Jamie always says as he is going out the door.. love ya later .. bye!
