NEW CONCEPT...
HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN 2010
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!
Me neither... hummm... think about that one for a minute..)
That would be called...
LYING SO BIG YOUR TONGUE WILL FORK!
I never seem to be able to get anything done. I have great goals in my head to accomplish, I really really do... somehow... I end up with things almost done... I call them workable projects, since they have been completed to the stage of actual use by me.. but never quite finishing them up....
Why is this you might ask?
Simply because I have all the time in the world to "finish" it. Tomorrow is always an option. Tomorrow is golden in color and sparkles in the sunshine for someone in my condition. It beckons me everyday to just not worry about it today, just do it tomorrow.
Well tomorrow has come for your ole pal Lockie. I had the failed attempt to move back in January and that set me back a little bit, showed me I am not cut out for big city life, and gave me a big case of the " do it tomorrows" syndrome.
This is a tried and tested method to change your life! It has worked for literally thousands of "Unemployed Widowed Single Middle Aged Women and Men!"
And a wonderful side benefit from following this method is you can earn money for every minute your doing it!
.............It is called.......
It has taken me two weeks to get to this point in the hiring process of starting my first day on the job on what other day would suit this occasion, but... of course.... none other than...
My beautiful son, as he was handing in his two week notice, he handed in my resume and volunteered to train me for no pay... now how about that for a kid paying for all that labor pain he caused me 26 years ago?
Somewhere in all those years that I figured I was creating the MVP of messed up, in need of deep therapy human beings... I must have done a few things right huh?
So wish your bunny luck with learning all the new things I have to learn, and how to deal with Razorback Stadium game day traffic.... and hope all my samples smell like roses and honeysuckle!
Money