Got this from one of my favorite fun sites this morning.. I LIKE IT!" I am true to myself and will only regret the chances I don't take to seek or follow my hearts desire. I turn away from or make a clean sweep of that which does not honor or sustain my passion and love, and in this, I am not afraid to be alone. I am empowered to move forward or make space and my gift is letting go. Never let 'em see you sweat, and don't make apologies for who you are just to feel valued by others."

APRIL 26, 2010 RETURN OF HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC.© BROUGHT TO YOU IN LOCKIECOLORBLINDVISION©

APRIL 26, 2010
RETURN OF
 HILLBILLY
 TECHNOLOGY INC.©
BROUGHT TO YOU
IN
LOCKIECOLORBLINDVISION©

 Howdy Shoutoutty to  all you people who have nothing better to do than come and read my words of variable degrees of stupidity, intelligence, and hillbilly humor brought to you in images.
It has been a while since I last wrote and told you all of the new job I have been so blessed with. The picture of the pretzel guy up there is a pretty good visual of what I feel like at the end of my four hours of being a courier for LabCorp. The route I have is only about 8 to 10 miles total in length, but it is driven in circles around and around the lab. I am fortunate that I do not have the long rural routes that some of the people who have been with the company a long time have. Rural areas have rural clinics.. which have the necessity to draw blood, and all that other stuff that is found in the human body, that needs tested to find the reason for an illness in a patient. So ... they must be picked up and in a time sensitive awareness that never leaves your brain, and taken back to the lab to begin the second portion of the work day as quickly and safely as possible.
Upon arrival... you get all your garb on and sit at the computer to double and triple check to assure correct sample with patient, this is called assention. This means that a sample maybe have as many as thirteen tests that need to be run on it and so it must be measured and then placed into the test tubes for transporting to the large lab in Dallas..
This requires many safety guards for myself as I am dealing with infectious materials some of the time, and must have the lab coat, the face guard, the gloves, and in some instances.. even more protective clothing must be worn.
Sounds kind of like I am out of my element huh?...
I am really not ... and it surprises me greatly!
I had never driven in Fayetteville, ever. All I knew how to get to for sure was my son's house and sometimes he had to run outside and flag me down so I wouldn't miss his driveway, on this really visually impaired by trees, hilltop on the going down point. I miss it every stinking time.. sigh..
So even though Jamie has not been employed there for a while now, he rode with me and showed me the ropes and introduced me to all the people in all the clinics as ... "Hi this is my Mom, she is taking over my route, so if you need anything just ask Mom, for the first week."
My nerves were so stretched out that I did not notice he had not told them my name was Terri also. I am having the devil of a time correcting the use of the term "Mom" as my name when I go in to pickup now. It was never my intentions when I was of child bearing years to have more than two.. at the most .. and now I have at least twenty people calling me "Mom". I am just going with it, what the heck, I have been called worse, and very recently as a fact.
My son is what is termed a "Hottie" by the female population under the age of 40, and in one instance.. this lady is my age at least and still drools.. To watch my son work a room of women is a thing of pure brilliance and beauty. He has them following him around, and I swear if they had a spoon, big enough, they would eat him up!
He has had this ability all of his life... and has always been able to get the females in a room to gravitate to him within a very few minutes of an arrival at a place he has never been before. All of the jobs he has landed with some really great companies, were all headed up in the HR department by .. women.. He is not a hound ... but he is not exactly a hamster either.. lol

I had better call it a night.. got work tomorrow... still trying to wrap my teeth around that word.. still kind of difficult to do.. but in closing.. I have to say this is the best job I have ever had in my life I think.. I am trusted to do my job, simply and that is worth a lot to me. Most of the jobs I have had are overseen by some grouchy and domineering supervisor. But we all work together to make it all come together, from the boss to my fellow workers. It is a share and share alike thing and you do not leave someone in a bind cause you just want to quit for the day.. There is no I in this team I do not think.. I hope I am not wrong!

Tracy Byrd
I'm From the Country

lockerridge

Jaron I'm Praying For You.flv

"You just keep on messing up.. and know this honey .. I'm praying for you... "

Dedicated to Gary from Terri. No need to thank me ... like you ever have anyway... I'm happy to be praying for you.

April 11, 2010 NEW CONCEPT... HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN 2010... THIS REALLY WORKS!!!

April 11, 2010
NEW CONCEPT...
HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN 2010
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!

I have been reflecting on the use of Titles in our country lately.. you know.... those tags we hang onto people who fit into a certain category within the "Statistics" complied by some governmental study. ( By the way.. have you ever met anyone who works in this department in the government?
Me neither... hummm... think about that one for a minute..)

I have been in the category of the "Unemployed" for several years,,, and since my relationship status has changed, placing me into another category entitled "Widowed Single Middle Aged Female", when added to the earlier title of "unemployed", you end up looking like this poor creature..... Now for all of you whom are so sweet that you would disagree with me on that analysis of my own personality and hygiene failing, remember this one thing...
That would be called...
LYING SO BIG YOUR TONGUE WILL FORK!
I never seem to be able to get anything done. I have great goals in my head to accomplish, I really really do... somehow... I end up with things almost done... I call them workable projects, since they have been completed to the stage of actual use by me.. but never quite finishing them up....
Why is this you might ask?
Simply because I have all the time in the world to "finish" it. Tomorrow is always an option. Tomorrow is golden in color and sparkles in the sunshine for someone in my condition. It beckons me everyday to just not worry about it today, just do it tomorrow.
Well tomorrow has come for your ole pal Lockie. I had the failed attempt to move back in January and that set me back a little bit, showed me I am not cut out for big city life, and gave me a big case of the " do it tomorrows" syndrome.
BUT NO MORE! I have enrolled in a miraculous concept of how to get things done, and done right!
This is a tried and tested method to change your life! It has worked for literally thousands of "Unemployed Widowed Single Middle Aged Women and Men!"
And a wonderful side benefit from following this method is you can earn money for every minute your doing it!

.............It is called.......
"HAVING A JOB"
It has taken me two weeks to get to this point in the hiring process of starting my first day on the job on what other day would suit this occasion, but... of  course.... none other than... TOMORROW! I am going to work for LabCorp as a courier/representative. How did I get so fortunate as to have a chance at this job, which comes with a company car by the way for me to use as I need it.. and they pay all maintenance and the big one... all the gas too! Yeeehawww!
My beautiful son, as he was handing in his two week notice, he handed in my resume and volunteered to train me for no pay... now how about that for a kid paying for all that labor pain he caused me 26 years ago?
Somewhere in all those years that I figured I was creating the MVP of messed up, in need of deep therapy human beings... I must have done a few things right huh? The best thing about it ... is that I can drive back and forth everyday. It will be kind of a long trip.. but I can still live where I am at, LabCorp will furnish the vehicle and the gasoline for me to be able to make it possible, and if at a later date I want to move.. I can move the mobile home up to Fayetteville ( approx. 50 miles from home) and stay there during the week and come back here on the weekends and on vacation. Jamie thinks it is a fine idea.. and I decided either way it goes.. I am going to put the mobile home in his name and move it up there for him in the next couple of months. I told him this is what I wanted to do and he of course thought this was not only another fine idea... this idea was a STELLAR IDEA, but he is not pushing me to do it too soon.Homer doesn't think too highly of the idea of my moving away, but that is just one of the prices he has to pay for doing what he has done. I still don't have a clue what is in that man's mind.. but it is really nothing for me to worry about anymore. I just enjoy seeing him, and finally have been able to let it go to a great degree. I am still in love, but sometimes.. that is not enough to make something work out between a man and a woman..
So wish your bunny luck with learning all the new things I have to learn, and how to deal with Razorback Stadium game day traffic.... and hope all my samples smell like roses and honeysuckle!
Pink Floyd
Money

lockerridge

     

April 4, 2010 CALLING ALL CONTACTS... I ONLY NEED FORTY-ONE MORE...

April 4, 2010
 CALLING ALL CONTACTS...  I ONLY NEED
 FORTY-ONE MORE...

Howdy! How goes it in the Land Of Oz for everyone?
 Lockie is doing okay, and is in need of a little bit of a booster. I now have 9,959 page views on this site.
 I have been over here for a long time it seems, and at 360 in the same amount of time I had almost 60,000.
 When they changed the inbox here at Multiply, it cut down on the amount of people who left daily comments and things of that personal nature greatly.
I did not like it then, and I still don't.
One of the best parts of being on a site like this is playing around with decorating your pages and if no one sees it.. what is the point? I complained to the Multiply powers that be about this change, but apparently.. I am just one more Bunny with a Bellyache..
 sigh......

  Anyway, I would love to hit that 10,000 mark and have been watching the number slowly increase for over 3 weeks now. Mostly I am getting people who have online stores here on Multiply dropping in to leave a spammer for me, but I do have a few folks who still do the rounds.
I have to say I am ashamed that I do not do more commenting myself.. but.. the fun kind of flew out of it when nobody knows you put one on their page if they do not have a guest book alert.
 I turned off mine because it filled up my inbox to max capacity from all the others on my contact list, being listed every time someone posted a comment to their pages...
 and yes I tried to filter it..
 but after a few attempts I just gave in and shut it off. I am getting lazy or this site has taken the fire from beneath my feet to find out why and how to do things. They are not real helpful if you know what I mean.. but that is another blog, on another day...

 today...

I NEED CLICKS! ...

Can ya help a bunny out? hummmm.......

lockerridge

WorldAirTraffic0-24h_xvid.flv

This is a simulation video of the amount of air traffic that flies in our earths skies on any given day. You can follow the movement of the earth by watching for the light colored areas where the sun is shining.

This is pretty amazing.. actually quite a testament to the ability of the air traffic controllers expertise to keep it all sorted out, which is proven by the almost non existent amount of crashes.

February 23, 2010 I'm a Winner!

        

February 23, 2010

I'm a Winner!

I actually Won something!
Look out World!
The Bunny is on a Roll!
Never mind what I won is something, that since looking at it.. I am not to sure what to do with it...
But it does not take away the....
I Won Something!
Factor!
I subscribe to a site called  1stWebDesigner, that is a wonderful source of all kinds of goodies, if your into web page designing. Which I suppose I am, actually I am more into doing graphics for web pages, rather than doing all the technical stuff that is involved, but... nevertheless...
I Won!
Yeeeehawwww!
They were giving away two tutorial books on the knowledge of using PHP type coding  for web page design for absolute beginners. I thought I fit into that category with ease,  so I left the required comment on their page, and they picked me!
It was  supposed to be chosen randomly, among those who submitted a comment, but they decided to give it to the two people who left the most well thought out and useful comments to the owners of the website..
 and yeah..
I was one of them!
Hard to believe I won a prize for criticizing something....
 But then again we are dealing with me here, and I suppose that it is not all that difficult to believe.. I always do things bass ackwards.
I still WON!
I downloaded the PDF, and when I got to looking into all I would have to do to just get my computer capable of using the code.. I would have to download Apache something or another and that is a file of around 6 GB's.!
 I have not even gotten the real hang of CSS yet, and they already have CSS2 and CSS3 out there for me to get up to speed on.. so if anyone would like to use this copy of PHP for Absolute Beginners.. give me the word and I will give you the password, and the url to get into the book. I am a sharer.. but just remember ..
 it is me that.....
WON!The website is located...
HERE
And the article that has the contest and my comment on it is located...
HERE
The fellas that are running the site make me feel so old, and so ignorant when it comes to all the things they know, that I am struggling to learn. I will never be as knowledgeable or retain the knowledge that they will be able to.. because.. I have at least 30 years of other stuff floating around in my memory than they do.
Meet the fellas....

Saad Bassi
Saad Bassi is a 20 years old web developer from Pakistan who loves to create beautiful websites with great user experience. He is co-editor at CrispyTech and 1stWebDesigner. He blogs about the next Windows at Windows8Geek.He also loves to make new friends so don't forget to say him a hello on Twitter.
Dainis Graveris

Dainis Graveris is 21 years old blogger and designer with really strong passion. He usually hangs out in Twitter tweeting design related links regularly. If You use Digg actively he can be great friend there and don't forget add to StumbleUpon too! How about Deviantart? Meet him there as well! If You have any questions feel free to write and add him to Gtalk - it is beautiful way to get contacted directly!

Check their site out if you have the time.. you can find some excellent sources of free software, background images, how to's for just about every browser, and what is new and on the edge.
 Just never forget the once in her lifetime of...
Lockie Won!!!!

  

lockerridge

Outside My Window.flv

Sarah Buxton... Outside My Window

I just love this song and wanted to share it with you all.

Experiment For JaeElle and Lockie Only This Time

Hi ya JaeElle!

I have come back to this page that way it will not be the same theme as the one I am wanting you to see if the attachment will open up for you.

I am hoping that when you click onto the attachment down at the bottom of this blog.. you will get your browser to open it up in the form of a copy of the theme of my terri101 site which is Carousel.

What I mean is that when you click the attachment link, it will open up to a copy I have saved to this blog of my Carousel theme completely like it is when it is posted and running. That way I can copy a theme and save it to my computer and then change the theme on the website to a new one.. but still yet put the copied theme into a blog form so people can use them and with the real time copy they would have to look at .. decide if they wish to use the theme or not..

It is just something different than the rest of the people do when they offer themes to people to use. I hope it is legal to do that.. can't see what it would hurt as long as it remains on the Multiply site and I do not take off any of their logos.. hope for me it works.. been working on this a while now!

 I have been trying to set this up for the longest stinking time! lol.. if this does not work.. I am going to give it a rest for a while..

Thank you so much for your help..

love and hugs
terri

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see the attachment to click on the bottom of this blog.

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JANUARY 22, 2010 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT... HAS A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY BRAIN... WHOA!

JANUARY 22, 2010 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT...
HAS A STRANGE EFFECT ON MY BRAIN...
WHOA! As I opened up my Google home page today I did the usual thing of checking my in box to see how full it was, and then I checked my weather widget so I could be able to at least say I knew what was going on outside even if I do not go there often lately.
Then on down to those little links they put at the bottom of the page, for the latest random WikiHow article they hope you'll click onto, and delve further into the Google site, Maybe, even,  perhaps you'll get hooked up editing someones article, and stay longer there in the process.
I always go over and read at least one of them, cause I have actually written and posted several of them myself, and it is always nice to see the number of hits you have received, and what someone else has edited it with, and then editing it to throw that junk off you wikiHow article! LOL..
 Now I wouldn't do a thing like that...
would I?
Honestly.. I am not evil!!
I just sound that way a lot of the time..
well okay, a whole lot of the time!
wink! Today I started the day out with this article about how to use reverse psychology.. Use-Reverse-Psychology And that article led to this article.. Persuade-People-with-Subconscious-Techniques
From that point, I watched the YouTube video posted there, and then that lead to yet another YouTube user site.. that led to another, etc,, and so forth and so on.. you get the drift here I am pretty sure by now.

I hit upon this one video, that had a really profound effect upon this bunnies brain..
it freaking worked on me folks!!!
 I tranced out big time for about 3 minutes of this video!
When I got my flash of
"WAKE YOUR ASS UP WOMAN!"
shot of lightning in the conscious part of my brain,
 I felt absolutely GREAT!!!!!
Relaxed and more refreshed, than as if I had just slept a full eight hours, with only one potty wake up call, and no "Let the doggie outside",  clawing at my face... . Warning! Both videos contain flashing lights and patterns that might trigger epileptic seizures in someone who has any condition, such as epilepsy, that is sensitive to quickly changing light patterns.Warning! Then I did a mental head slap, and thought ... "Now Terri come on.... no way... you just dozed off for a few minutes, because the breathing exercise it was leading you in,  relaxed you,
 and sent some oxygen, to your tar and nicotine clogged arteries,
 and it finally seeped into your brain...

 So I watched it again.

It happened again!
Only this time it did not take as long
 to trance me,
and the come back was not so abrupt...
 hummm... WHOA!!!

Well you know me... I started to delve into it a bit more, and then ran into this entire plethora of videos,
about a subject I did not know existed.
 This is something that I am totally ignorant of, which is really not a real surprise to anyone I am sure.
 It really is something, which seems to me, to have at least the promise of a help to people with anxiety disorders, and those who need help with finding a way to cope with their days due to addictions, grief, divorce, and life's problems in general.
They make some big claims with this and I am not saying I believe or disbelieve it...
 all I am saying is what could it hurt?
 I believe in giving new things the benefit of the doubt..
and there is plenty of doubt about this.

But that is usually the way of things when something new, and radically different comes along, kind of like the earth is flat,
 versus the earth is round... 
Give it a little room, and watch if it grows to proves its own self to be helpful.
 If people can get around the tests that include astral projection, out of body experiences, and basic new age type thinking,

Give it long enough to let it prove itself worthy or just garbage..
Maybe we will see a new way of healing the very basis of our own bodies cells with our minds.
Sources: Wikipedia Binaural Beats YouTube Web Page: Information From Video Post Page


What do you folks think?

lockerridge

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