JANUARY 3, 2007 LOCKERRIDGE REAL ESTATE...WE MOVE IN FAST!

LOCKERRIDGE REAL ESTATE

FINE HOME SALES

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CATERING TO THE

FUR-LESS FOWL AND OTHER

BALD CRITTERS

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A DIVISION OF HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY

WE BE SELLING LAND AND STUFF NOW!

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IN RECENT DAYS HERE ON THE 360, A INCIDENT TOOK PLACE WHEREBY, OUR FOWL NEIGHBOR WAS THE VICTIM OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY, BY ANOTHER OF OUR NEIGHBORS.

THE HAPPENING OF WHICH I SPEAK IS THE MELTING OF THE FAMOUS IAMIGLOO HIGH SECURITY, HIGH ELECTRIC BILL EVERY MONTH MANSION. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THE ARTICLE I DID ON THE IAMIGLOO FAMILY AND THEIR NEW HOME IN ANTARTICA. YES, INDEED IT WAS MAGNIFICIENT! BUT IT IS NO MORE...SIGH....

click the link below to see it, and Iamigloo's wonderful family------->

Iamigloo's Family Photo Album

IAMIGLOO ENJOYED MANY HOURS OF FUN, RUNNING AND PLAYING WITH HIS CHILDREN ON THE ICE SHELF, BACKICESHELF HERRING BAR-R-QUES WITH HIS NEIGHBORS, AND JUST ENJOYING BEING FANCY AND FREE!.....

AND THAT IS NOT THE ONLY MISFORTUNE TO FALL UPON THE CELEBRITY AND HIS FAMILY... OH NO! THERE WAS THE INCIDENT WHERE IAMIGLOO WAS EATEN BY THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAT AND LOCKIE SAVED HIM WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS. ............. TWO CHEERS FOR LOCKIE!

THE INCIDENT WHERE LOCKIE BECAME ADDICTED TO TAGGING AND HIS FURR BECAME MANGY AND HE REALLY SMELLED AWFUL....... ............

THE SMELL ATTRACTED A FLYINIG PURPLE PEOPLE EATER TO HIS BLOG. WHEN THE PARAMEDICS FOUND HIM, HE WAS IN BADDDDD SHAPE FOLKS, AND THE PEOPLE EATER HAS NOT BEEN FOUND YET!

HE ONCE AGAIN, WAS BACK TO WORKING IN HIS ICE GARDEN AND HE NOTICED THAT HIS FUR WAS STILL MANGY! LOOKED REALLY BAD! LOCKIE HAD SENT HIM SOME NEW HAIR RESTORER SHE WAS SELLING FROM HILLBILLY TECH.'S NEW COSMETIC LINE OF PRODUCTS,THAT HER GRANDMA JUNELLEN MAKES IN HER KITCHEN, AND HE USED A LITTLE OF IT..... LIKE MY MOMMA ALWAYS SAID," BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR, YOU MIGHT GET IT!"......

HE TURNED INTO A TRIBBLE ..... HAD TO HAVE EXTENSIVE BODY WAXING TO REVERSE THE SUPER OVERDRIVE EFFECT OF GRANDMA JUNELLEN'S NEW STUFF.....SIGH... ( POOR OLE BIRD, HE LOOKED LIKE A PAIR OF KIDS HOUSEHSHOES WITH THE FUNNY ANIMAL HEADS ON 'EM)

NATURALLY FROM THIS EXPERIENCE HE HAS SEVERAL MONTHS OF FEAR COUNSELING AND MORE BODY BUFFING WITH A NICE CARNUBA WAX..... HE HAS A FEW DENTS BUT HE SEEMS TO BE COPING WELL....AND A FEW OF US THOUGHT HE WAS ON THE ISLAND WITH THE CREW OF...

UNTIL .....HE WAS A SUSPECT IN THE COSMOS CLARA BACKYARD FEATHER MYSTERY.

..... AUTHORITIES HAD HIM UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF MR. THOMAS TURK 'EY. THE FEDERAL FOWL INSPECTORS CAME TO INVESTIGATE THE DISAPPEARANCE, AND FOUND IGLOO TO BE INNOCENT OF ALL WRONG DOING, YET HE WAS STILL HARRASSED BY THE LEAGUE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE PENGUINS...(TLPWDLP)......THERE ARE MILLIONS OF 'EM!!!!!!!

THEY PLACED HIM INTO THE "PENGUIN PROTECTION MAYBE" PROGRAM.... AND HE LEFT THE 360 IN A HURRY, DISGUISED AS SUPERMAN, CLARK CAN'TPAYRENT....WEARING A......

SQUIRREL SUIT......

I HEARD THAT HE WAS QUITE ILL FOR A TIME, THINKING SOMEONE WAS OUT TO GET HIS WINTER STORE OF FOOD.... HE WAS THERE FOR A WHILE, UNTIL HE FOUND HIS WINTER FOOD STORAGE. HE PROMPTLY SOLD IT TO BUY SLEIGH DRIVING LESSONS AND SLEIGH DRIVERS LICENSE!

HE HAD JUST SECURED A JOB DRIVING THE OLD SLEIGH TO THE DEALERSHIP FOR TRADE IN AT THE PRADEEP INDIA DIVISION OF HILLBILLY TECH. WHEN HE HAD A WRECK, WIPED OUT SAKURA'S BARN, STOLE SAKURA'S HOG AND FLED THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!

NOW AS HIS REAL ESTATE AGENT, I HAVE FOUND HIM THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT HOME!!!!!!!

WHEN HE SEES IT, I AM SURE HE WILL GIVE ME A BONUS FOR SUCH A GOOD FIND FOR HIM AND HIS SECURITY MINDED TASK FORCE OF BODY GUARDS!

I HAVE KEPT HIM WAITING LONG ENOUGH! HERE IS THE FANTASTIC HIGH SECURITY, WITH A VIEW TO DIE FOR, NEW IAMIGLOO'S MANSION IN THE SKY !!!!!!!

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS BEAUTY IAMIGLOO!

IT'S A HIGH RISE!!!

YOU CAN MAIL MY BONUS TO ME ANYTIME... OR JUST DIRECT DEPOSIT IT IN MY ACCOUNT..

TOOTLES, MUST RUN AND MAKE SURE THE EXORCISM IS OVER AT THE HOUSE I SOLD TO JAE ELLE LAST WEEK.... UM HUMMM... A JOB WELL DONE!...VINNIE, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL..

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JANUARY 4, 2007 MORE CHOICES

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I JUST RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM MY TURTLE RACER MESSENGER SERVICE.. HE HE...

THAT IAMIGLOO IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, THAT PENGUINS DO NOT FLY, AND THAT IN FACT HE IS A FRAIDY PENGUIN..... ( WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS A CHICKEN INSTEAD OF A PENGUIN)... SO I HAVE ONE MORE LISTING YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN LOO LOO.

IT IS CLOSE TO FISHING, AND SWIMMING, WHICH YOU LIKE TO DO REALLY WELL, AND IT HAS ITS OWN SOLAR CLOTHES DRYER. THERE IS ONE THING THOUGH, IT DOES COME IN CONTACT WITH SOME RATHER UNSAVORY PORTS AT TIMES..................HAHAHAHAHA!

AS YOU CAN SEE THE CRIME ELEMENT IS USUALLY EASY ENOUGH TO HANDLE! OPEN THOSE LITTLE BEADY EYES AND LOOK AT THIS LOO LOO!

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HERE IT IS IGHOUSESHOE! YOUR VERY OWN MOBILEHOUSEBOAT! THEY ARE THE PRODUCT OF NONE OTHER THAT HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY, INC. SO YOU KNOW IT IS TOP QUALITY!

WHAT DO YA THINK BIRD, DOES THIS ONE "FLOAT YOUR BOAT " IN THE SCOPE OF HOMES FOR YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES? ........HUMM?

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