CHANCE MEETINGS IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! I'm Wanda
My husband's name was Jake...
2nd woman: Hi! My name is Sylvia,
hey, I know a guy named Jake...
Wanda: How did you die?
Sylvia: I froze to death.
Wanda: That is horrible!
Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Wanda: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Sylvia: So, what happened?
Wanda: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia: Sigh... that is just so sad!
started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia: Sigh... that is just so sad!
It really is too bad that
you didn't think to look in the freezer....
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