Total Pageviews

Thursday, November 20, 2008

NOVEMBER 20, 2008 THE STATEMENT FROM THE STATE OF MY FRIENDS.

NOVEMBER 20, 2008
 THE STATEMENT FROM THE STATE OF MY FRIENDS.


Hiya everybody! How the heck is everyone doing this lovely late autumn in November. This blog is simply about a website I found which gives us all an insight as to how the people of our individual states in the USA ( Sorry you guys outside the border.. I looked but you guys don't have a state.. you have an entire country.. and they don't talk much ... though they do mutter frequently)might think their home state would consider themselves to be most likely to profile itself to others.
 Yes... I included Arkansas..( really.. did you think I wouldn't!) I knew if I didn't certain parties would have a fit with a hole in it.. I won't mention any names.. but the initials are Wile, Mikey, Dingo, and yes.. Karma... don't hit me with those baby blues.. it won't work.. stop it ..
 okay it is working ..
 I am sooo sorry I included your state in this blog..
 NOT!
These are somewhat on the insulting side in some of the shout outs.. so don't get all twisted off at the top of the ground. lol..
 Chances are your state is the worst one of all!..
 okay here we go..
 stating with none other than.. the A's of course..
But not necessarily to remain in this order.. why?.. cause I said so.. and its my blog.. that is why!.. I love power!.. who needs a man?


SUGARQUBE KAREN!.... SHE COMES FROM A PLACE IN ARIZONA THAT HAS A LAKE .. AND IT HAS A SAW.. I THINK THEY MUST WATCH A LOT OF SCARY MOVIES WITH JASON AS THE STAR.. HE PROBABLY IS A HACKASAW NATIVE OR SOMETHING.. WOULD BE MY GUESS ANYWAY.. AND YES IT COULD BE RIGHT.. I AM RIGHT SOMETIMES!! MAN.. THIS CROWD IS REALLY HOSTILE TODAY.. NO WAIT .. THEY ARE JUST NORMAL.. ITS ME WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE THEM OUT TO BE REALLY NICE FOLKS.. WHAT AM I THINKING.. NOT CORRECTLY FOR SURE! MIKEY.. STOP IT!
ALTERB4EGO "CRYSTAL", NORMIE, AND LOCKIE!
WE TOO COOL FOR SILLY OLE SCHOOL!

THE GREAT NEW GIZMO HERSELF.. DANI! ( hey.. she is my best friend.. be nice to her or lockie will give you the wrong state.. snicker.. I love power in the morning!)

VINNIE AND THE FLASK MAN THEMSELVES.. NO.. I DID NOT SAY THEY WERE ELVES! WHOA.. TALK ABOUT YOUR INNER EAR PROBLEMS.. MIKEY BEHAVE!
JILLERMAR!... OR BETTER KNOWN AS .. THE JUICE.. LIKE A SHOT OF VITAMIN C TO PICK UP ANY ONES DAY.. THAT IS MY BUD .. JILLY.. TOO BAD YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH A LOT OF GATORS AND STUFF.. .. HEY WAIT A MINUTE.. I THINK I HEARD SOMEBODY CALL YOU SWAMP GATOR WRESTLER CHAMP.. DIDN'T I? HUMMM...
REBEL CHOPPERS ... BETTER KNOWN AS APRIL.. NO! SHE DOES NOT HAVE TEETH THAT PLAY DIXIE!..  THE WOMAN OF HARLEY RIDER.. PREVIOUS OWNER OF A REALLY BITCHIN... GENERAL LEE LOOK ALIKE.. WAS ORANGE AND EVERYTHING YOU GUYS!
DIO AND FLAGON!!..  THE HIPPEST AND HOPPEST FLAME THROWIN'EST SCALY GREEN LIZARD WITH WINGS.. I LOVE HER CAUSE SHE LOVES ME!.. RIGHT FLAGON?.. UM.. WHERE DID SHE GO?... FLAGON.. FALGON.. PUT DOWN THE STUFF TO MAKE SMORES.. I STILL HAVE A SCAR ON MY ANKLE FROM THE LAST TIME YOU GOT IRRITATED AT ME.. DIO.. DIO.. DIO!!!!.. WHEW!
OJ!.. OJ IS A NEW FRIEND EVERYONE, SO SAY.. HI OJ! ... .. (good grief)...  YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST PATHETIC.. I CAN GET MORE ENTHUSIASM FROM A CAN OF CREAM OF BROCCOLI SOUP .. THE OFF BRAND.. NO WAY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN IN THE LEAGUE WITH CAMPBELLS.. JUST BE PATIENT OJ.. THEY DON'T BITE.. WELL.. THEY HAVE THEIR SHOTS I THINK.. SIGH..
MIKEY AND BERNIE.. THEY BOTH HAVE ALL THIS OTHER STUFF MIXED IN WITH THEIR NAMES.. SO JUST CALL THEM MIKEY AND BERNIE.. THEY PROBABLY DON'T LIKE IT .. BUT HEY..THEY ARE FROM THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF TEXAS....  THEY WILL LIVE THROUGH IT JUST FINE!
DINGO BLUE SUGAR FOOT.. OR IS IT .. DINGO SUGAR BLUE FOOT.. OR DOES SHE EVEN HAVE BLUE FEET.. I DON'T THINK SHE IS MADE OF SUGAR.. NAH.. I KNOW FOR SURE SHE IS NOT MADE OF SUGAR.. SO LETS ASSUME SHE IS BLUE.. THAT WOULD NOT MAKE HER A SMURF OR ANYTHING.. NOW WOULD IT? (nuk nuk!)
RAPTUROUS RED!... SHE IS REALLY A STRAWBERRY BLONDE RIGHT NOW.. DUE TO A MOMENTARY LACK OF STRENGTH IN STANDING UP TO HER HAIR STYLIST.. SHE KNOWS BETTER NOW.. YEP.. LIVE AND LEARN.. YA LIVE AND LEARN.. HUH RR?
TUTALL (LEE) AND TRAILER TRASH (JOHN).... BOY WHAT CAN I SAY AFTER THOSE ID HANDLES ON THESE GUYS FROM THE GREAT STATE OF OKLAHOMA? YOU GUYS KNOW WHY TEXAS DOESN'T SLIDE OFF INTO THE OCEAN DON'T YA?.... HEHEHEHE.. I KNEW YOU DID!
KARMACREDITPLAN!!.... THIS WOMAN HAS GOT IT GOING ON NOW.. SHE IS THE PERSON WHO OPENS AND CLOSES THOSE BRIDGES THAT BREAK IN THE MIDDLE.. WHICH BY SIMPLE FACT THAT THEY BREAK APART.. I WILL NOT DRIVE OVER ONE. KARMA.. MIGHT BE FEELING FRISKY ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO PLAY WITH THE SILLY MOTORISTS WHOM THINK THEY ARE IN CONTROL OF THEIR DESTINY.. NAHHH.. NOT KARMA... RIGHT KARMA?... KARMA... UMM.. KARMA.. WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE SUDDENLY SLIDING DOWN THE UP SIDE OF THE BRIDGE.. SHAME SHAME SHAME.. HEHEHEHE.. IT IS FUNNY ISN'T IT?... DO IT AGAIN!
WILE COYOTE AND IGGWAD... NOW THAT IS A PAIR.. THE BLIND FOLLOWING THE ONE WITH TUNA BREATH.. ON A MOTORCYCLE NO LESS.. I SIMPLY AM SPEECHLESS AT THE SIGHT OF A PENGUIN ON THE BACK OF A MOTORCYCLE WITH A COYOTE DRIVING IT.. WELL HE IS KIND OF DRIVING IT.. IGGWAD YOU HAVE TO LET HIM BREATH.. DON'T HOLD ON SO TIGHT.. OH HE HAS THE TUNA IN HIS POCKET.. SILLY ME.. I HAD NO IDEA THEY HAD POCKETS.. LET ALONE TUNA IN THEM... CARRY ON..
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.. HAWAII.. I DO HAVE A FRIEND FROM THERE .. SHE IS SAKURA4ETERNITY.. BUT SHE IS NOT ONLINE WITH US SINCE MAY.. BUT I KEEP HOPING!.. ANYWAY.. THEIR SHOUT OUT IS SIMPLY THE BEST.. I LOVE IT AND ALL OF YOU.. FROM YOUR BUD LOCKIE..
OKAY MIKEY.. YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH FOR "ONE" COOKIE.. AND IT CAN BE AN OREO DOUBLE STUFF IF YOU KEEP IT UP!

graphics for my blog provided by
Critical Layouts
lockerridge