FEBRUARY 17, 2007 LOCKERRIDGE FINDS THE CURE...

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IT WAS A CLOSE CALL ON THIS ONE FOLKS!

AFTER SEARCHING THE WORLD, FROM LEFT SIDE TO RIGHT SIDE, AND ALL POINTS INBETWEEN .....

FOR A CURE FOR THE YABADABADOOSIES.... I WAS READY TO ADMIT DEFEAT.....

AND THEN....(DRUMROLL)

A MIRACLE HAPPENED!!!! ( DADADADUMM!)

WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE ON THE NO CABLE TV I HAVE... ( YUCK!) I WAS GIVEN THE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM!!!!

THE HUSSIE... IS ON HER WAY TO WHERE SHE CAME FROM.... AND MY FRIENDS WILL RETURN TO NORMAL STRANGENESS!

AS SOON AS THEY LISTEN TO THE HEALING EFFECTS OF THE SONG WHICH SHOULD BE PLAYING AS I TYPE THIS ..

AND STARE INTO THE HEALING SPARKLING(REALLY COOL LOOKING) SQUARE ... GOOOD NEWS!!! GOOOD NEWS!!!!! GOOOD NEWWS!

OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS READY?

PD...

SURI.....

JAE ELLE.....

SAKURA.......

AND YOU!.... THE LITTLE MENACE THAT STARTED ALL THIS...OLE STINKY HIMSELF

IAMIGLOO.....

CAN YOU FEEL THE EVILNESS JUST DWINDLING AWAY... AND THE EFFECT OF THE DIZZY SWINGING LEEK FADING..

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WELLL.... DO.... YOU????

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IF YOU DON'T, THEN THE ONLY OTHER RECOURSE IS TO SEND YOU ON THE TANNING SESSION AND HOPE TO FRY IT OUT OF YOU..

SO, LISTEN UP!! FEEL THE HEALING EFFECTS, DAMMIT!!!

AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND NOW PEOPLE!!!!

THIS ONION HUSSIE HAS GOT TO GO!!

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SO LISTEN TO THE SONG!!.. STARE AT THE SQUARE!!! AND FEEL THE EFFECT DWINDLING...

OKAY THAT IS BETTER.... JUST RELAX, AND LET THE FUMES OF THE ONIONS JUST FLOAT BY YOU, AND OUT OF THE BLOG!!!

OHMMMMMMM...

IGHOUSESHOE YOU ARE NOT COOPERATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

YOU WANT THE TANNING SESSION BUSTER.... YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS?. .HUMMM... AS A MATTER OF FACT IT MIGHT HELP WITH THE FLEA POPULATION ON YOUR BACK..

NOPE... DON'T HAVE THE COUPON......

WE TRADED IT FOR THE STAIRCASE... WHICH WE DO NOT NEED... CAUSE THE YABADABADOOSIE LOSERS ARE LOSERS..

THEY DO NOT WORK.. THEY SUCK ONION SCENTED PIG PUDDLE WATER...

MORAL TO THIS INTERVENTION IS.......

DO NOT TRUST A 12 STEP PROGRAM THAT CHARGES BY THE STEP......HAS POSTER MEMBERS WHO ARE CARTOON CHARACTERS.... AND NEVER SHOW UP FOR THE MEETINGS AFTER THEY COLLECT THEIR FEE.......

THEY ARE EVIL!!..

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