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HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. THIS DOG CAN HUNT DIVISION 
CRITTER SUPPLEMENTS RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT GRANNY JUNE ELLEN PLANT MANAGER 
DATE LINE JANUARY 25, 2007 INCREDIBLE NEW PRODUCT SAVES PENGUIN'S LIFE! THE NEWLY DEVELOPED POP EM BACK OUT ELIXIR BROUGHT TO THE PUBLIC BY HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY HAS SAVED THE LIFE OF ONE MR. IAMIGLOO FROM THE ARCTIC CIRCLE... 
AT PRESS TIME THE FACTS GATHERED CONCLUDED THAT MR. IAMIGLOO WAS AT HOME ON WED. EVENING OF THIS WEEK WHEN FLAGON DRAGON PAID A VISIT TO HELP WITH THE LIFTING OF A FRIEND WHO HAD FALLEN AND COULD NOT GET UP.... SAKURA4ETERNITY 
MS. FLAGON DRAGON HAD A MISCALCULATION IN HER LANDING COORDINATES AND ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON MR. IAMIGLOO SHE WAS MOST APOLOGETIC AND BROUGHT MR. IGLOO IN TO THE HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. LABORATORIES FOR SOME IMMEDIATE RELIEF! 
MS. DRAGONS WIZARD FRIEND DIOGENESE CAME TO THE DOOR AND GAVE A FINAL NOD AND THEN POOFED OUT.( HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR HIS HIGH INTELLIGENCE) 
GRANNY JUNE ELLEN HAD JUST THE ELIXIR TO FIX MR. IGLOO'S DIRE CONDITION THE POP 'EM BACK OUT POTION! FOR ALL CRITTERS WITH THE SAIL CRITTER CONDITION. 
MR. IAMIGLOO'S FRIEND PD CAME TO PAY HIM A VISIT AND PROMPTLY BEGAN TO TELL HIM NOT TO TAKE THE ELIXIR.... BUT HE DID ANYWAY... AND THIS IS THE PHOTO STEP BY STEP TRANSFORMATION THAT TOOK PLACE... 
AS YOU CAN SEE IT WASN'T A COMPLETE SUCCESS, BUT NOT TO WORRY GRANNY JUNE ELLEN SAYS IT MIGHT WEAR OFF ON ITS OWN.... SHE HOPES!!!
HEHEHEEEE!
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