LOCKERRIDGE REAL ESTATE
FINE HOME SALES
CATERING TO FUR-LESS FOWL
AND OTHER BALD CRITTERS
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WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER LONG HOURS OF COLLABORATING WITH SAKURA AND ALL THE OTHER LADIES INVOLVED IN THIS FIASCO 
..... AND ONE STUBBORN AND SMELLY PENGUIN,
WHOSE NAME SHALL REMAIN ANONOYMOUS.....
THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS BEEN MADE POSSIBLE! 
THE UNOBTAINABLE, HAS BEEN OBTAINED! 
THE UNBREACHABLE, HAS BEEN BREACHED! 
THE SMELLY, HAVE BEEN DEODORIZED! 
AND LOCKIE IS ONCE AGAIN VICTORIOUS! 
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PRESENTING THE ONCE AGAIN ON THE TUNDRA, PURPLE IAMIGLOO MANSION! 
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WELL IGHOUSESHOE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AIN'T SHE A BEAUTY? IT HAS ALL THE OLD ONE HAD, 
AND WITH SAKURA'S HELP, MORE THAN YOU COULD DREAM POSSIBLE!
ADDED AN ICE SKATING RINK
THERE IS A THEATRE FOR YOUR OWN MUSICALS
A FULL TIME STAFF FOR MAINTENANCE
AND IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE VISITS FROM THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
THERE IS A SECURITY TEAM ORBITING THE EARTH 24 HOURS A DAY,
7 DAYS A WEEK!
IF ONE SHOULD SLIP PAST THESE GUYS.... 
HE WILL BE THERE TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SAFE AND SOUND!!!!!!
IT IS MORE THAN AN IGLOO, IT'S IAMIGLOO'S PURPLE MANSION ON THE TUNDRA X 100! 
YEHAW IGLOO, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT, I AM MOVING IN TOMORROW!
lockerridge
JACK DANIELS,
AND CHOCOLATE,
LOTS AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!
