AUGUST 6, 2007 THE NEW AND NONIMPROVED CONSTRUCTIVE TYPE FISHING

HOMER AND JAMIE FISHING TALE

OMG!!!!

WHAT WE HAVE HERE IN THE PICTURE ABOVE IS MY HOMER IN THE LITTLE TRACK HOE THAT HIS COMPANY USES ... THE BIG ONE HAS TRACKS OVER MY HEAD.. WHICH EVEN THOUGH THAT IS NOT MUCH AT MY HEIGHT OF 5'1" IT IS STILL ENOUGH FOR ME NOT TO EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH POWER THOSE THINGS HAVE... BUT WHAT I DID NOT KNOW IS THAT THEY MAKE AN EXCELLENT FISHING TOOL! OR SO I WAS TOLD! HEHEHEE

YOU SEE IT IS LIKE THIS... MY SON IS ABOUT AS SANE AS A DOODLE BUG, WHEN IT COMES TO FISHING, OR TRAPPING... HE IS NOT MUCH OF A HUNTER.. AND REALLY HE DOES NOT WANT TO TRAP THE ANIMALS.. HE JUST LIKES DESIGNING THE TRAP..

HE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ( I LIKE THIS ONE!) CAME TO VISIT ME THE FIRST PART OF THE WEEK..

HOMER CAME IN TELLING US ABOUT THE POND THEY WERE FILLING IN AT THIS NEW HOUSING DEVELOPEMENT, HIS BOSS AND SOME PARTNERS ARE DEVELOPING.. AND HOW THAT MOST OF THE BIGGER FISH WERE TRAPPED IN A LARGE PUDDLE, IN THE BOTTOM OF THE POND THEY HAD BEEN DRAINING ALL DAY..

NOTHING WOULD DO BUT FOR US ALL TO LOAD UP AND GO AND LOOK AT THESE BIG FISH...

HOMER KNOWS JAMIE REALLY, REALLY WELL...

AND I SAW THE LITTLE EVIL GLEAM IN HIS EYES..

UMM HUMMM... HE WANTED TO GET THE FISH AND PUT THEM IN OUR PONDS...

BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET MUDDY GETTING THEM..

HE KNOWS JAMIE WILL JUST ABOUT DO ANYTHING, IF IT INVOLVES TRAPPING SOMETHING AND SAVING IT..

JAMIE TOOK ONE STEP OUT ONTO THAT NEW MUD, AND SHUUUUUUUPPP! UP TO HIS THIGHS !

I MEAN THAT KIND OF MUD, THAT SMELLS LIKE MUD, YA CATCH MY DRIFT HERE?

SO SARAH AND DINGLE, THE WONDER DOG, ( HE IS SARAH'S GUARD DOG... AND HIDES BEHIND HER IF YOU MAKE A LOUD NOISE! HEHE) PULL HIS NASTY BUTT UP OUT OF THE SLIME PIT...

JAMIE IS SURE IT IS FIRMER OVER ON THIS SIDE OF THE BIG PUDDLE OF ..... WELL ... NEVER MIND..

THIS DID NOT WORK EITHER.. SO SARAH TO THE RESCUE ONCE MORE....... THIS GIRL HAS GOT IT BAD NOW.. TRUE LOVE I RECKON!

TIME TO BRING IN THE BIG TONKA TOYS.. AND GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS DEAL! ANY PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO WORK WITH DON'TCHA KNOW ...ARE YOU STILL WITH THIS PROGRAM HERE? NEITHER WAS SARAH AND I UNTIL.... ..... ......

THE LIFT AND DIP OPERATION WAS BORN! HEHEHEEEE!

WHICH WAS A REALLY FINE IDEA.. BUT .. WHEN JAMIE REACHED DOWN TO CATCH UP A FISH IN THE NET.. HE SCOOPED UP A LOT OF MUD WITH THE FISH.. AND WELL HE LOST HIS BALANCE AND ...

BELLY FLOPPED INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE PUDDLE......

I HAVE BEEN PUT UNDER THE THREAT OF CYBER MASS MULTIATION OF MY BLOG IF MY SON SEES THAT IMAGE ON THIS BLOG... THE OTHERS OKAY.. BUT NOT THE BIG FALL FROM GRACE.. HAHAHAHAHAHAA OMG!! I STILL HAVE A SORE SIDE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD .. HE WAS THE SAME COLOR AS THE MUD.. BECAUSE IT COATED JUST LIKE SHAKE AND BAKE.. HEHEHE ALL YOU COULD SEE WAS THE WHITES OF HIS EYES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

HE TOOK THE NET AND DIPPED UP THE FISH AND THREW THEM INTO THE BUCKET OF THE TRACK HOE.. AND THEN HE GRABBED ONE OF THE TEETH ON THE BUCKET AND HOMER PULLED HIM OUT ..... HE HAD TO RIDE IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK ON THE WAY HOME WITH DINGLE.. AND THE FISH.. HEHEHEEEE

WE GOT THEM INTO ONE OF THE PONDS ... AND IT IS A MIRACLE BUT NONE OF THEM DIED FROM THE BEING SAVED!

AFTER A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME WITH THE OUTSIDE WATERHOSE... WE FOUND THAT JAMIE'S SHOES WERE MISSING!

AND THEY ARE STILL MISSING.... HOMER SAID THE POND ATE THEM.. UMMM HUMMMMM...

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