DECEMBER 6, 2008
CHILDRENS THOUGHTS ABOUT THE SEA
1. Kelly age 7 ... There is an animal in the sea called an octopus.. it has 8 testicles.
2. James age 5... Oysters balls are called pearls.
3. Wayne age 8... If you are surrounded by the sea .. your called an island.. If you aren't surrounded by the sea.. your called incontinent.
4. Kandy age 6... Sharks are big and mean.. and ugly.. and they have great big ugly teeth.. just like Emily Richardson.. she ain't my friend no more.
5. Billy age 8... Whales breathe through a asshole in the top of their heads. No wait.. dolphins do that.. uh... maybe not.. uh.. let me check.
6. Millie age 6... My uncle goes out to sea in his boat and takes pot with him. He always comes back with crabs.. lots of crabs.
7. William age 8... When a ship goes out to sail .. it uses trade winds to make it go. Sometimes when the wind don't blow the sailors will whistle to get the sails to go.. My brother said they would have be better off to eat lots of beans.
8. Helen age 9... I love mermaids.. they live in the sea .. I love their really shiny tails.. How do mermaids get pregnant.. like really?
9. Amy age 9... I don't know anything about the sea.. mostly cause my brother is always screaming, and my mom and dad are screaming and my big sister just got pregnant and all she does is cry.. ..so I don't think I want to ride to the sea with them to find out stuff about the sea so I can talk about it
.10. Christopher age 7... Some fish are dangerous.. Jellyfish can sting you.. electric eels can shock you. They live on the bottom of the ocean in caves and have to plug up to chargers I think.
11. Kevin age 6... When you go swimming in the sea it is very cold and it makes my willy really small.
12. Christie age 7... Divers have to be very safe when they go diving.. they can't go diving alone.. so they have to go together.. It is called practicing safe diving... I think maybe they have to get married first.
13. Julie age 9... On our holidays my mom when skiing and she said shes not going to do that any more.. cause she fell and she said that the water fired right up her big ass.. it was real funny.
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