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Sunday, April 11, 2010

April 11, 2010 NEW CONCEPT... HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN 2010... THIS REALLY WORKS!!!

April 11, 2010
NEW CONCEPT...
HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN 2010
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!

I have been reflecting on the use of Titles in our country lately.. you know.... those tags we hang onto people who fit into a certain category within the "Statistics" complied by some governmental study. ( By the way.. have you ever met anyone who works in this department in the government?
Me neither... hummm... think about that one for a minute..)


I have been in the category of the "Unemployed" for several years,,, and since my relationship status has changed, placing me into another category entitled "Widowed Single Middle Aged Female", when added to the earlier title of "unemployed", you end up looking like this poor creature.....
Now for all of you whom are so sweet that you would disagree with me on that analysis of my own personality and hygiene failing, remember this one thing...
That would be called...
LYING SO BIG YOUR TONGUE WILL FORK!
I never seem to be able to get anything done. I have great goals in my head to accomplish, I really really do... somehow... I end up with things almost done... I call them workable projects, since they have been completed to the stage of actual use by me.. but never quite finishing them up....
Why is this you might ask?
Simply because I have all the time in the world to "finish" it. Tomorrow is always an option. Tomorrow is golden in color and sparkles in the sunshine for someone in my condition. It beckons me everyday to just not worry about it today, just do it tomorrow.
Well tomorrow has come for your ole pal Lockie. I had the failed attempt to move back in January and that set me back a little bit, showed me I am not cut out for big city life, and gave me a big case of the " do it tomorrows" syndrome.
BUT NO MORE!
I have enrolled in a miraculous concept of how to get things done, and done right!
This is a tried and tested method to change your life! It has worked for literally thousands of "Unemployed Widowed Single Middle Aged Women and Men!"
And a wonderful side benefit from following this method is you can earn money for every minute your doing it!

.............It is called.......

"HAVING A JOB"
It has taken me two weeks to get to this point in the hiring process of starting my first day on the job on what other day would suit this occasion, but... of  course.... none other than...
TOMORROW!
I am going to work for LabCorp as a courier/representative. How did I get so fortunate as to have a chance at this job, which comes with a company car by the way for me to use as I need it.. and they pay all maintenance and the big one... all the gas too! Yeeehawww!
My beautiful son, as he was handing in his two week notice, he handed in my resume and volunteered to train me for no pay... now how about that for a kid paying for all that labor pain he caused me 26 years ago?
Somewhere in all those years that I figured I was creating the MVP of messed up, in need of deep therapy human beings... I must have done a few things right huh?
The best thing about it ... is that I can drive back and forth everyday. It will be kind of a long trip.. but I can still live where I am at, LabCorp will furnish the vehicle and the gasoline for me to be able to make it possible, and if at a later date I want to move.. I can move the mobile home up to Fayetteville ( approx. 50 miles from home) and stay there during the week and come back here on the weekends and on vacation. Jamie thinks it is a fine idea.. and I decided either way it goes.. I am going to put the mobile home in his name and move it up there for him in the next couple of months. I told him this is what I wanted to do and he of course thought this was not only another fine idea... this idea was a STELLAR IDEA, but he is not pushing me to do it too soon.Homer doesn't think too highly of the idea of my moving away, but that is just one of the prices he has to pay for doing what he has done. I still don't have a clue what is in that man's mind.. but it is really nothing for me to worry about anymore. I just enjoy seeing him, and finally have been able to let it go to a great degree. I am still in love, but sometimes.. that is not enough to make something work out between a man and a woman..
So wish your bunny luck with learning all the new things I have to learn, and how to deal with Razorback Stadium game day traffic.... and hope all my samples smell like roses and honeysuckle!
Pink Floyd
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