FEBRUARY 21, 2007 HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC. PRESENT VISTABILLY WINDOWS 2007

HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC.

FINE ELECTRONIC DEVICES

MADE FROM 100% JUNK!

A GREEN PRODUCT MANUFACTURER

"IF HIT AIN'T MASHED, RIPPED, SQUARSHED, CHAWED UP AND SPIT OUT.. SEND HIT TA USENS. WE'LL USE HIT FER SUMETIN"

THIS YER IS SHERIFF DELBERT WAYNE

FROM BUZZARD BREATH, DOWN BY THE HURRICANE CRIK ON

TATER KNOB MOUNTAIN.

(* THESE ARE REAL PLACES IN ARKANSAS ABOUT 1O MILES FROM WHERE I LIVE!* HEHE)

"WE'S HONEST AS THE SHERIFF IS DRUNK!"

AND BY GOLLIES THAT IS PURTY HONEST!

OLE BUBBA ROY HAS CYPHERED OUT A NEW WINDOWS FOR THE GOOD OLE BOYS BACK HERE IN THE WOODS.. IT SHORE IS A HEAP EASIER TO UNDERSTAND, THAN THAT THERE "MICKYWICIKISOFTINTHEHEAD" STUFF THEY PUT OUT, UP THERE IN NEW YORK CITY..

AIN'T THAT RIGHT BUBBA ROY?

"GRANNY JUNE ELLEN, COME AND GET YOUR ROOSTER!" "CHANTICLEER GET AWAY FROM THERE!"...." AH LORD, BRING A SHOVEL WITH YA!"

YESSIR UNCLE BILLYBOB! IT IS A KEEPER THIS HERE VISTABILLY WENDERS 2007 IS!

I CAN DO THANGS ON MY COMPUTER MACHINE I NEVER COULD AFORE! I CAN WRITE MY NAME, AND CYPHER ALL THE WAY UPPERDS INTO THE TIMES'S ONE HUNNERD AND GET IT RIGHT EVER TIME!

GET YA'LL ONE OF THESE HERE VISTABILLY WENDERS 2007 AFORE WE RUN OUTTA SPARE PARTS ... IT COULD HAPPEN ANYTIME.. THEM EPA DOGOODERS KEEP ON CLEANIN UP THE DUMPS ALL AROUND.. GETTING TO WHERE A BODY CAN'T FIND A THANG TO WORK WITH ANYMORE! SHUCKYDARN IT!

THIS FIRM NOT LICENSED TO EXAMINE EYES.. NOTHING IS GUARANTEED.... WE JUST TELL YA'LL IT IS... NO HARD FEELINGS, ER NOTHIN' AWRIGHT? I SHORE HOPE THAT THERE TRUMP FELLER IS RIGHT ABOUT THEM NOT GETTING MAD IF WE LIE JUST A LITTLE BIT... HEHEHE!

HEHEHEHEE!

( tomorrow, living yabadabbado style!)

CLUCK CLUCK YA'LL

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