GOOD DAY TO ALL IN THIS WONDERLAND OF YAHOO 360 CIRCLE OF FRIENDSHIPS!
TODAY IS A DAY THAT WILL GO DOWN IN LOCKERRIDGE ENFAMY..
. OR IS THAT ENFAMILY.
. AH, NO MATTER...FOR THIS IS THE DAY THAT HOMER JR....( DRUM ROLLLLLLL)... TURNS 18 YEARS OF AGE!
. OR IS THAT ENFAMILY.. AH, NO MATTER...FOR THIS IS THE DAY THAT HOMER JR....( DRUM ROLLLLLLL)... TURNS 18 YEARS OF AGE!AND IS SET LOOSE UPON THE UNSUSPECTING WORLD! 
THE FLYING FORD 
AS HE CALLS IT IS SITTING, AS I SPEAK, LOOKING ALL FORLORN AND UNHAPPY..
.. FOR HIS OWNER IS CONTEMPLATING HIS GOING TO A NEW OWNER,
IN FAVOR OF BETTER GAS MILEAGE AND MORE ATTENTION GETTING CHICKABILITY..
. HIS WORDS, NOT MINE! HEHEHEE!
THE FLYING FORD AS HE CALLS IT IS SITTING, AS I SPEAK, LOOKING ALL FORLORN AND UNHAPPY.... FOR HIS OWNER IS CONTEMPLATING HIS GOING TO A NEW OWNER, IN FAVOR OF BETTER GAS MILEAGE AND MORE ATTENTION GETTING CHICKABILITY... HIS WORDS, NOT MINE! HEHEHEE!
I MYSELF, AM JUST GLAD, THAT HE IS BRUSHING HIS TEETH REGULARLY !
TO INCREASE HIS CHICKABILITY VARIABLE! HAHAHAHA!
HEHEHEHE! I LOVE IT!
THE FACT, THAT IS NOT SO HARD TO GET HIM TO THE DENTIST, TO TEND THE CLEANING AND BRIGHTENING OF HIS SMILE IS ALSO A PLUS!
HE IS SO STOKED
ABOUT TURNING 18, THAT EVEN THOUGH HE DOES NOT SMOKE, HE ASKED ME IF HE COULD BUY ME A PACK OF CIGARETTES,
LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT! JUST BECAUSE HE CAN! 
ABOUT TURNING 18, THAT EVEN THOUGH HE DOES NOT SMOKE, HE ASKED ME IF HE COULD BUY ME A PACK OF CIGARETTES, LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT! JUST BECAUSE HE CAN! THE BEST PART OF THIS CHANGE OF NUMBERS IS WHEN ASKED WHAT HE WANTED FOR HIS BIRTHDAY GIFT..
. EASY STREET FOR ME TO TRAVEL! HE WANTS
. EASY STREET FOR ME TO TRAVEL! HE WANTS
THE EVER POPULAR, NO ONE WOULD WANT ANYTHING MORE... CASH!
SO WITHOUT FUTHER ADO, HERE ARE
THE SINGING SENSATION
" A WHOLE BUNCH OF DOGS IN A TRUNK"
SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFFERY WAYNE!
FROM YOUR VERY OWN
MYMOMMA
LOVE YOU SWEET BOY!
lockerridge