FEBRUARY 6, 2009
MOOOOOOO!!!!
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy...
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields, and Amy gets started on the houses daily cleaning chores and starts a pot of soup for their lunch.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door enquiring about the cow he was there to inseminate.
Amy smiled and said, "Sure just follow me sir."
They walked along the row of cows, and when Amy saw the nail driven into the 2x4 above the cows stall, she tells him...
"This is the one right here."
The man, being a bit of a jerk, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, jeeringly asks...
"Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know, how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"
Amy being of a patient nature said to him in a sweet voice...
"Well it is very easy to tell... I know because of the nail that's in the 2x4 over this stall."
Laughing rudely at her, the man says..
"And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"
Amy swings her blonde hair back behind her ears and as she turns to walk away, says sweetly over her shoulder,
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."
lockerridge
