WE HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM LOCKIE.. SHE HAS SENT US TO TELL YOU WHAT IS UP WITH HER ABSENCE FROM THE 360.... AND TO BRING HER BACK SOME WALNUTS... SHE IS HUNGRY.. !! HEHE
AS YOU KNOW YESTERDAY WAS ST. VALENTINES DAY.. HOMER, WITH GREAT SWEETNESS AND LOVE OF LOCKIE
, PRESENTED HER WITH A DOZEN RED ROSES AND A BOX OF HER FAVORITE CHOCOLATE CANDY.. YEAH THE EXPENSIVE STUFF!.
. WHOA!
SO SHE IS BEING VERY GENEROUS WITH HER TIME AND SPENDING SOME OF IT WITH HIM..
.. WHICH AS HE SO SMUGLY PUT IT, AS HE WAS HANDING HER THE FLOWERS, A RARE TREAT FOR HIM..
. HUMM WONDER WHY HE SAID SUCH A THING AS THAT?..
. SHE ONLY SPENDS HER ENTIRE EVENING, MOST OF THE NIGHT, AND QUITE A BIT OF THE EARLY MORNING PECKING AWAY AT THE KEYBOARD,
AND LAUGHING OUTLOUD,
WAKING HIM FROM HIS BEAUTY REST... AND HE REALLY, REALLY, NEEDS HIS BEAUTY REST..
. HE NEEDS AT LEAST A YEAR AND A HALF IN A COMA.
. WHEW!
BUT, SHE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT SHE IS AWARE OF THE FATE OF THE " WEAKER" MEMBERS OF THE GROUP OF DOOSIERLOOSERS..
. WELL YES, SHE DID SAY "WEAKER" MEMBERS, WHO HAVE FALLEN INTO THE SPELL OF THE EVIL..
.. HUSSSIE!! X 2= DUOHUSSIEEVIL.. UMMM. UMMM. UMMM..
SHE HAS ASKED FOR FUNDING AND PERMISSION TO CALL IN THE BIG GUNS ON THIS DEAL. 
IF THEY EVER, FINISH FIGHTING OVER THE SCRIPT, AND IMPROVISING WARDROBE, THEY MIGHT GET HERE IN TIME TO STOP THIS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT IS GROWING WITH AN ALARMING RATE OF SPEED! THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE BECOMING ILL.. OR ADDICTED, OR JUST LIKING THE TASTE OF LEEKS! EWWWWWW!ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
THIS HAS GROWN TOO LARGE FOR A LONE AGENT, WITH ONE BOMB, TO TRY AND BLOW IT UP! I AM UNDER ORDERS NOT TO TAKE OUT THE ENTIRE SITE, IT WOULD NOT BE POLITE.. 
. SO HANG IN THERE GANG.. WEAR YOUR EARMUFFS, AND WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE SONG OF THE EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL
HUSSILLA..
. JUST SAY NO.. LIKE DR. PHIL TOLD YOU TOO.. IT IS EASY , JUST LIKE DR. PHIL SAYS IT IS... GO AND EAT SOME ONION SOUP AND TAKE TWO EXCEDRIN.
I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW... MAYBE... BUT THEN AGAIN THOSE ROSES SURE ARE PRETTY,
THAT WINE SURE TASTES GOOD WITH THOSE CHOCOLATES 
AND THAT HUSSIE SURE IS UGLY..
. HUMM. DECISIONS,..
.. DECISONS...
IN THE MEANTIME GO TO THE LINK BELOW AND KICK SOME DEMONS OUT OF IAMIGLOO.. IT MIGHT NOT HELP ANYTHING,
BUT IT WILL BE A LOT OF FUN! HONEST, I AM NOT EVIL... I JUST SOUND THAT WAY! 
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HEHEHEHEHEEHEE!
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GOT A SUPER, DUPER, KING OF ALL THE ROTTEN SLOW ISPS YOU GUYS, HAD TO WAIT UNTIL ALMOST 4 A.M., BEFORE THE SERVICE WAS OPENED UP FROM OTHER USERS ONLINE, TO THE POINT I COULD POST THIS.. I MIGHT NOT BE HERE MUCH UNTIL THEY SHOW UP WITH MY DISH AND HOOK THIS LOCKIE UP.....
LOVE YA'LL ,AND IGLOO STOP EATING THE DANDELIONS. AT LEAST USE SALAD DRESSING AND A FORK! SOMEONE GO GET HIM OUT OF THE WATER, HE IS PLAYING WITH A FROG...IGLOO PUT DOWN THE FROG, THAT IS NO ORDINARY FROG, IGLUCY .....PUT THE FROG DOWN... IF IT GOES TINKLE ON YOU,...... UMMM... YOU WILL SMELL LIKE FROG TINKLE..
SIGH! HEHEHEEHEE
lockerridge
