DECEMBER 22, 2008 UNITED FRIEND CHALLENGE NUMBER ONE HUNDRED THREE....
DEAR SANTA..
Ladyharley's Challenge
It's almost that time... Have you written YOUR letter to Santa yet? The challenge is to write a letter to a Santa (or Father Christmas or whomever your childhood "Santa persona" was)... & write it in a child's point of view.... HOWEVER... for the gifts YOU would like THIS Christmas. Make it fun. Feel free to include pictures.
Dear Santa,
Hi! Its just me again! How are you doing Santa? Did you finally get Mrs. Santa to give you some real food and get off that Atkins diet thing you were on? She did have a point.. she got real upset when they had to use the jaws of life to get you out of the sleigh last year when you got home from giving out your toys and eating all that stuff that is not real healthy for you to eat.
Well anyway, I don't know how good I have been this year.. about usual good I suppose.. I didn't change much this year and I always got in on your list .. so I guess I am good to go one more time.. it was kind of iffy there when I lost Dad's cell phone and we never did find it.. I dunno where it went.. I was just using it to take pictures of the toilet WATER GOING DOWN THE DRAIN, when I flushed it.. and I laid it down somewhere, next thing I know, when the plumber came over cause the toilet backed up and put some really nasty stuff all in the bathroom floor... Dad was talking to him.. and then he slapped his head and said." This is sad.. but I really should have expected it.. she was wondering how fish breath under water and tried it herself last week, do you know anyone who would like to buy a used aquarium.. and some dead fish?" Huh.. wonder if they were talking about me? hehehee.. I dunno
I am getting a present from my gamma Irene early this Christmas and she said it will last until next Christmas! She is coming to live with us for a whole year! Yeah!
My Mom has mentioned two things she would like to have this year and my Dad has a lot of them.. and I can't remember them all.. but Mom wants a softball and some duct tape.. so she can tape the ball over Daddy's mouth when he and grandma Irene start to shout at each other.. and Daddy wants a roll of duct tape and some ear plugs.. for when Grandma Irene.. starts in on him about how he doesn't do stuff right.. I think they are kind of silly gifts to want, but that is what they said.. sigh..
I would like for me this year one real big thing.. real big.. really really big.. I would like for this year to be my best year yet! I want to learn something wonderful and be able to do something with that learning that will make me some money.. so I can start saving up for whatever I might need in the future.. I also would like a St. Christopher medal and a gold chain to put it on. And I want one more thing Santa.. I would like to have a new house dog. You know how my best dog friend.. well he got old last January and he had to go and live with God and wait for me to get there.. and I have one dog outside and she is my good friend.. but I sure would like to have a friend who is little and snugly and loves me best again.. so maybe you might could find me another Westie like my Mike dog.. well he might look a lot like him.. but I know it won't be Mike.. but that is okay.. I will see him again. .. I know that for sure.
Well I am out of things to talk about.. so bye.. oh yeah.. Mom said we won't leave out cookies this year.. she said rice cakes would be better for you.. and green tea instead of milk.. Hey.. don't look at me.. she is the one who buys the groceries.. and watches Dr. Phil.. I am just along for the chewing gum they give kids at the bank..
all my love
terri
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