MAY 23, 2009
SEX WITH A COWBOY.. ..
SEX WITH A COWBOY...
A very glamorus,, and expensively dressed blonde New Yorker with a high powered executives job, who was known as Buffy to all her close friends... was going on vacation in Texas!
Prior to her trip , Buffy confided to her friends she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State.
Number One .... She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
Number Two..... She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
AND FINALLY!....
Number Three....... She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy .
Ten days later Buffy returned from her trip with a nice tan and blisters on her hind end from riding a horse for the first time in her life.
Her girlfriends were dying to ask her about the goals she had told them about..
Especially about the sex. with a real live cowboy!
It was just too exciting to bear it much longer in the dark.!
So when Buffy invited them all to lunch to tell all about her trip and give each one a gift from Texas, they practically ran up her arm from the waiting to find out how all had gone..
They all but pounced on her as soon as they were all seated..
"GIVE IT UP BUFFY..
TELL US " ALL " ABOUT IT!
So Buffy proceeded to relate the events of her trip..
First Question was Did you eat real Texas bar-b-que?
Buffy replied, "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, her eyes rolled back in her head and she almost moaned .. "The taste is unbelievable!"
The girls thought this to be a good sign of tales to come.. so asked eagerly, " Did you make it to see a real live rodeo with cowboys and cows and horses?"
Buffy got a far away look in her eyes and sighed,
"I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...those Texas cowboys have muscles on top of their muscles! Believe it or not.. They wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground!
Heaving a large sigh, Buffy breathed..
" It is just incredible!"
Not being able to stand one more second of suspense the friends all asked in unison,"
"Well tell us , did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
Buffys' eyes grew huge in her face and a stricken look appeared, and she exclaimed,"
"Are you kidding me?!"
When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans,
NO WAY COULD I HANDLE THAT!!!!"
BROUGHT TO YOU BY...
 
 lockerridge
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