I AM IN THE VERY MIDDLE OF THE GLOBAL WARMING CRISIS! HEHE
I HAVE NOT SEEN A WINTER LIKE WE ARE HAVING IN A LOT OF YEARS!
IF THIS IS A PRODUCT OF GLOBAL WARMING, WELL I HOPE WE DON'T HAVE A GLOBAL FREEZING.. 
.. I WILL BE ABLE TO GROW ORANGES IN MY BACKYARD!
.. I WILL BE ABLE TO GROW ORANGES IN MY BACKYARD!MY PC IS RUNNING SO SLOW TONIGHT ..
.. 26.4kps IS MORE LIKE 12.2kps... So this is going to be short,( shut up ighouseshoe,
I can so not be long winded! Maybe,.. sometimes,.. when I don't have anything to say,.. which is never,.. Okay! So I have a tendancy to ramble.. 
.. argh! I am doing it again! It is all the houseshoes fault! 
You all saw it!) hehehehee (didn't think I was going to take the blame did you?)
.. 26.4kps IS MORE LIKE 12.2kps... So this is going to be short,( shut up ighouseshoe, I can so not be long winded! Maybe,.. sometimes,.. when I don't have anything to say,.. which is never,.. Okay! So I have a tendancy to ramble.. .. argh! I am doing it again! It is all the houseshoes fault! You all saw it!) hehehehee (didn't think I was going to take the blame did you?)
THE GOPHERS ARE BACK! WITH A VENGANCE..
.. THIS WAS TAKEN UNDERNEATH MY MOBILE HOME...WE FOUND THIS YESTERDAY, WHEN WE PULLED THE PUSH LAWN MOWER OUT, GETTING TO THE WATER PIPES, TO WRAP THEM IN HEAT TAPE. THEY ARE TRYING TO RUN ME OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD I THINK.. 
.. LOOK WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO THE SUPPORTS THAT MY
.. THIS WAS TAKEN UNDERNEATH MY MOBILE HOME...WE FOUND THIS YESTERDAY, WHEN WE PULLED THE PUSH LAWN MOWER OUT, GETTING TO THE WATER PIPES, TO WRAP THEM IN HEAT TAPE. THEY ARE TRYING TO RUN ME OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD I THINK.. .. LOOK WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO THE SUPPORTS THAT MY MOBLIE HOME SITS ON!
THIS IS WAR!
FORT GOPHER HAS GOT TO GO DOWN!
THEY ARE IN TROUBLE NOW!
HOMER WANTS TO BRING IN THE BIG TONKA TOYS!
AND LOCKIE SAID SIC 'EM HOMER.... 
lockerridge