HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY PRESENTS
THE NEW AIRBORNE HUNTIN' HOUN'DOG!
ARE YOUR FRIENDS GETTIN' MORE COONS THAN YOU?
ARE OL' BLUE AND DIGGER JUST NOT KEEPIN' UP WITH THE PACK?
THEN YOU NEED OUR LATEST INVENTION FOR THE SERIOUS COON HUNTER IN THE WOODS! THIS LITTLE GADGET KNOWN AS THE POOCH PROPELLER , IS JUST WHAT YOU ARE NEEDING!
WE HAVE 2 MODELS AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THIS TIME, PP.XX1 WHICH COMES EQUIPPED WITH GOGGLES FOR THE LUCKY CANINE, TAIL PROTECTOR FOR THOSE FIREY TAKE OFFS, AND A TRACKING COLLAR FOR THOSE LATE NIGHT PICKUP'S IN THE WOODS AND THE PREPACKED PARACHUTE OF COURSE. ( comes in a variety of colors to match your individual huntin' hound.)
AND THE PPXXXXL100DELUXE MODEL! THIS COMES WITH ALL THE ABOVE MENTIONED FEATURES AND ALSO INCLUDES CRUISING LIGHTS, HEAD MOUNTED INVISIBLE HUNTING LIGHT WITH THE FAMOUS RED LENSE!, AND THAT IS NOT ALL! IT ALSO HAS FOLD AWAY LANDING GEAR FOR THOSE LESS THAN SMOOTH, OUT OF FUEL, SURPRISE LANDINGS, OL' DIGGER WILL THANK YOU FOR THIS ONE! AND THE BEST FEATURE OF ALL, IT COMES EQUIPPED WITH 3 SMART BOMBS TO LET YOUR POOCH GET THE THRILL OF THE KILL! PLUS YOU GET A FREE YEAR SUPPLY OF DOGGIE CALMS, THE NATURAL TRANQUILZER FOR CANINES! ALL OF THE CANINES TESTED JUST LOVE TO GO HUNTIN' WITH THIS LITTLE BEAUTY,( sometimes they like to go so much they drag you out of your chair to get the hunt underway)
GET YOURS TODAY AND HUNT THE WOODS TONIGHT! BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR HUNTIN' BUDDIES AND BE THE FIRST TO OWN THIS GREAT NEW PRODUCT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGIES, INC. ALWAYS LOOKIN' FOR A WAY TO WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER.
warning.... some canines develope an addiction to the calms product and some violent tendencies have occured in a small majority of the test subjects. So in lue of this we also offer, major medical insurance for the hunter at great rates, call and get a quote today!)
YOU AND YOUR DEEP VOICED PARTNER WILL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIVES, WITH THIS BRAND NEW AND WONDERFUL PRODUCT. BE THE ENVY OF YOUR BUDDIES, WHEN YOU DRAG OL' BLUE AND DIGGER OUT OF THE WOODS AND HAVE 15 COONS HOOKED TO YOUR BELT.
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