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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

FEBRUARY 14, 2007 STEP 2 OF THE INTERVENTION OF IAMIGLOO

HIDDY HOOO! FELLOW INTERVENTIONEERS!CUPID LOCKIE HAD TO TAKE A PIT STOP YESTERDAY, BECAUSE HER OWN BODY TURNED ON HER, AND MAN, WAS IT EVER WAS EVIL!
I THINK PERHAPS I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF THE EVIL HUSSIE FOR TOO LONG YESTERDAY... UM HUMM!
BUT, NEVER FEAR I AM HERE WITH STEP TWO OF THE INTERVENTION OF EL STINKO... IAMIGLOO... OUR FRIEND WHO IS IN BIG TIME TROUBLE WITH THE SOUL SUCKING SUCCUBUS ON HIS PAGE, POSING AS A LITTLE LEEK SINGER.... OH SHE IS EVIL.... THE HUSSIE!!!!
IN STEP ONE WE SEVERED THE LINKS THE EVIL HUSSIE HAD WOVEN INTO IGHOUSESHOES BRAIN... AND HE KIND OF FLEW INTO A BOUT A MILLION PIECES!!! ( IT IS OKAY, WE ARE GOING TO FIX HIM)... BELOW IS THE PUZZLE OF IGLOOLOO.... PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER SO WE CAN TORTURE, AHEMM, EXCUSE ME, CURE HIM OF THIS EVIL THAT HAS TAKEN OVER HIS LIFE...'
SAKURA.. .. SNAP OUT OF IT GIRLFRIEND!!!... YOU ARE HERE TO HELP, NOT GET SUCKED IN YOUR SELF.. YOU NEED COFFEE... SOMEONE GET THE WOMAN COFFEE, AND A MIRROR...
SAKURA LOOK AT YOURSELF.. SEE THE MOUSTACHE.. YOU ARE TURNING INTO ONE OF THE EVIL HUSSIES ... SHE DOES NOT WANT YOUR SOUL.. SHE WILL JUST TURN YOU INTO A THING LIKE HER... NOW SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!
SORRY WE COULDN'T AFFORD ALL 12 STEPS IGLOO LOO. WE HAD A FUND RAISER AND WE RAISED $1.74, AND A COUPON FOR A FREE TANNING SESSION, BUT ALAS NOT ENOUGH, SO WE TOOK THE COUPON AND TRADED IT FOR A STAIRCASE! YOU CAN KEEP THE 9 STEPS WE BOUGHT FOR YOU IN IT, AND NEVER, EVER LOSE THEM... WE รข™¥ IAMIGLOO... MAYBE.. IF YOU WOULD JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SMELL IT WOULD BE EASIER ...... HERRING IN GARLIC BUTTER... EWWWWWWWW!!!!! AND THE FLEAS..... YOUR HAVE FLEAS SO BAD THEY HAVE BUILT A CITY ON YOUR BACK.. . DON'T WORRY, WE WILL WORK ON THAT LATER, GRANNY JUNE ELLEN IS WORKING TOWARD A SOLUTION FOR YOU... HEHEHEHEEHEE! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT ONE... HONEST, I AM NOT EVIL, I JUST SOUND THAT WAY! HEHEHE




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