TO THOSE WHO LOVE ME
AND I LOVE THEM BACK!
IF I FORGOT YOU, LET ME KNOW AND I WILL FIX IT QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY," FIX IT LOCKIE!"
MY FRIEND PD
WHO DOES A BRILLIANT
BALANCING ACT EVERYDAY...
MY FRIEND DANI
WITHOUT THE MUSTACHE AND LONGER HAIR
THE REST IS ACCURATE, HEHE
MY FRIEND COSMOS CLARA
WHOM I ADORE
MY FRIEND JAE ELLE
AND HER DOG DUSTY!
I LOVE IT!
MY FRIEND VINNIE
THE MISCHEVIOUS ONE
MY FRIEND IAMIGLOO OR
USUALLY STINKY FOR SHORT..UMMHUMM
MY SWEET FRIEND SAKURA
WHO HAS THE CAFFEINE INDUCED ABILITY TO TYPE WITH HER TOES... TRUE TALENT!
MY FRIENDS
DIO AND FLAGON
IT IS OKAY THAT YOU BURNED UP MY CAKE FLAGON...
(LOCKERRIDGE TIP FOR NON STRESSFUL LIVING NO. 1.... IT IS ALWAYS OKAY IF SOMETHING THAT BIG DOES ANYTHING , ESPECIALLY IF IT HAS A TERMINAL CASE OF BAD BREATH THAT A TIC TAC THE SIZE OF A SMALL CITY, WILL NEVER CURE!)
HEY, NO GRASS GROWING ON THIS HEAD...
MY FRIEND STILL HAPPY 89
THE SWEETEST AND HAPPIEST MAN I KNOW
FOR MY FRIEND ERIC C
FROM DOWN UNDER
A QUIET, INTELLIGENT, SWEET MAN!
THANKYOU ALL SO MUCH FOR MAKING MY BIRTHDAY SO SPECIAL... YOU HAVE NEVER MET ME IN PERSON, YET YOU CARE SO MUCH FOR ME..
IT IS KIND OF ASTONISHING TO ME, THAT YOU ALL REMEMBERED AND BROUGHT TO ME SUCH A GIFT OF YOUR TIME AND THOUGHT, THAT I AM FOR THE FIRST TIME, SPEECHLESS, KIND OF LIKE WHEN HOMER ATE THE ALKA SELTZER AND I THOUGHT HE HAD RABIES! HEHE
THERE IS NO WAY I COULD EVER SHOW YOU HOW YOU HAVE WARMED MY DAY INTO A WONDERFUL GLOW... IT IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY I CAN REMEMBER EVER HAVING.. AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOU ALL... HOMER TOOK ME OUT FOR A NICE STEAK DINNER, ( WAS EXCELLENT, AND THE PART OF ME NOT HAVING TO COOK IT WAS THE BEST PART!) MY SON WHIZZED BY AND DROPPED OFF A NEW KEITH URBAN CD FOR ME WITH A HUG AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA, THEN HE WAS OFF TO A SUPERBOWL PARTY, HOMER JR. IS STILL NOT HOME, HEHE, AND THEN YOU GUYS WITH ALL YOUR LOVE, AND ATTENTION HAVE MADE THIS BIRTHDAY JUST SO FANTASTIC... THANKYOU FROM THE VERY CENTER OF MY LOVE ..
NOW FOR YOUR BLESSING I PROMISED... HEHEHE
I AM NOT EVIL I TELL YOU, ( SAY IT WITH ME NOW) I JUST SOUND THAT WAY! HEHEHEHEHEEE
MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST THE CROTCH OF THE PERSON WHO WOULD DARE TO MESS UP YOUR DAY!
MAY THEIR TOENAILS BECOME ENCRUSTED WITH FUNGUS AND BECOME YELLOW AND STINKY
(JUST LIKE IGLOOS! EEEWWWW!)
LET IT BE BROUGHT UPON THEM THAT THEIR NASAL HAIR SHALL START TO GROW AS WELL AS THEIR EAR HAIR...
MAY THE HAIR UPON THEIR HEADS START TO SHRIVEL AND FALL UPON THE FLOOR..
AND MAY THEIR ARMS BE TO SHORT TO SCRATCH, THIER SCISSORS TOO DULL TO TRIM, AND THIER HATS TOO BIG TO WEAR !
AMEN!
THIS BLESSING IS ASKED FOR YOU BY LOCKERRIDGE, PARTNER IN HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC.
ALL HEXS AND WISHED FOR BAD THINGS WILL BE PROVIDED BY GRANNY JUNE ELLEN
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
I LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS AGAIN FOR THE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY YOU HAVE MADE FOR THIS LOCKERRIDGE!
I'M NOT REALLY EVIL, I JUST SOUND THAT WAY!
HEHE!
lockerridge
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