MARCH 15, 2007 THE DOCTOR IS IN..... 5 CENTS PLEASE...

NO RELEVANCE TO THIS BLOG EXCEPT ISN'T THIS SO VERY WONDERFUL TO LOOK AT?

UMMMM HUMMMM... BEAUTIFUL!

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WELL, WELL, WELL!! AFTER ALL THAT WAITING, WATCHING, WONDERING, AND EGG SITTING. AFTER ALL THE C0MPLAINING, THE THREATS OF SCRAMBLED EGGS, THE LETTING OF KITTY CATS PLAY WITH THEM, AND THE USUAL DOUBTING OF LOCKIES ABILITES, THEY ACTUALLY HATCHED...

NOW YOU ARE MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM! THE COMMON THREATS NOW ARE, GOING TO FEED THEM TO YOUR CATS AND DRAGONS AND THINGS, PUTTING THEM UP FOR ADOPTION, AND JUST IGNORING THEM.... SHAME UPON THOSE WITH THIS MIND SET!..

LOVE AND HUGS TO THOSE WHO HAVE TAKEN TO WHATIZIT PARENTHOOD WITH ZEST AND ZEAL, AND MAYBE A LITTLE ZESTY ZEALLY INSANITY, I THINK YOU ARE MARVELOUS!!! NO SHAME WILL BE UPON YOU AT ALL! UNLESS YOU DO NOT SIT AND LISTEN, INSTEAD OF PLAYING WITH YOUR NEWBORNS.. QUIET NOW! THAT IS BETTER. OH MY! CLEAN UP IN THE CENTER ISLE! EWWWWWW

I GAVE ALL OF YOU, COUNT THEM, ONE....JUST ONE.. EGG! IF YOU ASQUIRED MORE, IT WAS NOT FROM ME, SO SIT DOWN, BE QUIET, AND I WILL GIVE YOU COOKIES AND KOOLAID IN A LITTLE WHILE.... OREOS... EH? .... CHERRY KOOLAID.... (FOOD PULLS EM IN EVERY TIME!)

I THINK PERHAPS YOU GUYS ARE IN NEED OF PROFESSIONAL HELP WITH ALL OF THE WOES OF WHATIZIT REARING.

I HAVE CONTACTED DR. PHIL,(CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND AND PHYSCIAN OF MINE) AND HE DIRECTED ME TO THIS WONDER OF WHATIZIT KNOWLEDGE. THE AUTHOR OF A TEXT BOOK ON HOW TO BE A LOVING AND PRACTICAL PARENTING OF A WHATIZIT BABY. ( ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?)

DR. LOCKERSPOCKERRIDGE.PHD. FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON WHATIZIT PARENTING IN THE 21ST CENTURY.

PLEASE PEOPLE, QUIET! YOUR WHATIZIT WILL BE EASIER TO LIVE WITH IF YOU WILL JUST LISTEN!

OH, AND BY THE WAY, ONCE THEY HATCH, YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THEM.. THEY COME BACK.. EVEN IF THE CATS EAT THEM, OR YOU THROW THEM INTO A RIVER, OR IF YOU LET YOUR DRAGON PLAY WITH THEM AND THEY EXPIRE, THEY COME BACK..

THEY ARE IMMORTAL.. YOU ARE MOMMIE AND DADDY FOREVER AND EVER.. HEHEHEHEE! I AM NOT REALLY EVIL, I JUST SOUND THAT WAY... HEHEHE YEAH, YOUR RIGHT I LIKE SOUNDING EVIL..

I HAVE HERE THE CHART OF WHAT YOU MAY LOOK FORWORD TO AS YOUR WHATIZIT GROWS INTO ADULTHOOD..

IF YOU HAVE THIS TYPE OF WHATIZIT...IT WILL GROW INTO THE SECOND CRITTER IF YOU ARE A GOOD PARENT.

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IF YOU ARE NOT A GOOD PARENT THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL GET......

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THATS RIGHT! BE A BAD PARENT AND YOUR WHATIZIT WILL BECOME A TELLYTUBBIE!!!

OREOS AND CHERRY KOOLAID ARE BEING SERVED IN THE BACK OF THE BLOG.. BE CAREFUL AND NO PUSHING.. I SAW THAT MISTER!

HEHEHE!

ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE HOME GRAPHIC... I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE A LITTLE CABIN LIKE THIS ONE, ON THE CREEK, ALMOST LIKE THIS ONE! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS.. SPRING AND FALL.. LOTS OF RAIN, AND RISING WATER.. BUT, OH! THE SUMMERS AND THE WINTERS ARE SO..WHOA!

lockerridge