cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST!!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
YYYYYEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWW BBBAAAABBBBYYYY!!!!
lockerridge
( LOL) very funny , but who wrote it ? W.Shakespeare ?
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ReplyDeleteMy favorite wasn't in there!!!
Those jeans look really good on you, but they would look much better on the bedroom floor.
If I was at a place where I heard any of those lines, I would know that I need to leave because it means that I am in the wrong part of town...LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMAO@ number 7 !!!
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