OLD" IS WHEN -- your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
And you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN -- your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- "getting a little action" means you don't need to
take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- "getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN -- an "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.
AND, "OLD" IS WHEN -- you're not sure these are jokes!
lockerridge
It's never a dull moment when Lockie is around.
ReplyDeleteLordy, guess this means I'm OLD!!! NONONO it can't be.....I'm not THAT old!!! lol.... these are wonderful....
ReplyDeleteLOMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
huggers, lee
Never a dull moment when lockie is around.. cause freddie follows.. YOU ALL MAKE THIS SITE FUN!! ALWAYS bring a smile to my day!!
ReplyDeleteAnd THAT I am never too old for!!
ACK! The doctor must be trying to tell me something .. but OLD IS WHEN we get a little hard of hearing .. LOL
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