MAY 24, 2008
HERBIE.... THE DEFENDER OF HIS FAMILY AGAINST THE EVIL METROPLEX PHONEBOOK!
BELOW YOU SEE A RARE PICTURE OF THE EVIL METROPLEX PHONEBOOK! THIS IS A COPY OF MY LAST YEARS BOOK.. AND IT HAS REINED EVIL UPON MY EVERY CONNECTED LAN LINE MOMENT ..
NO MORE! NOT WITH HERBIE THE SUPER DEFENDER OF ALL HE LOVES.. NAMELY .. SIGH.. ME... ON THE JOB 24/7
LOOKED OUTSIDE THIS MORNING.. AND IT BECAME CRYSTAL CLEAR TO ME THAT I NOW HAVE A PUPPY LIVING ON MY PREMISES.. AND THAT THE NEXT TIME THEY THROW MY NEW PHONE BOOK OUT INTO MY DRIVEWAY AFTER DARK.. I THINK I MIGHT JUST COMPLAIN TO THE PHONE BOOK PEOPLE ABOUT IT.. BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE TO EXPLAIN ABOUT SUPER HERB AND WELL.. I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THAT A INTERNET BLOGGING KIND OF NEED TO KNOW BASIS FOR RIGHT NOW!
THE FACE OF TRUE EVIL!
THE 2006-2007 VERSION OF COMMUNICATION ASSASINS AT LARGE!
THE DEMISE OF THE NEW INTRUDER UPON MY HOUSEHOLD.. THE 2008-2009 NEW EDITION OF COMMUNICATION DEATH!
UMM HUMMM! SIGH...
DIGGER SAYS HE IS A TRUE CANINE NINJA.. FROM FRANCE...
HHHHEEERRRRRBBBIEEEE! STOP TEARING UP THE BOOK.. AHA! I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE BOOK.. HAD IT HIDDEN UNDER THE HOUSE DIDN'T YOU... ALONG WITH THAT LONE HIGHTOP I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ... FOR A COUPLE MONTHS.. MAN IS THAT THING RANK!!!
OKAY..... GET UP.. I AM NOT RUBBING YOUR BELLY FOR MAKING THE YARD LOOK LIKE I AM SELLING PAPER SHREDDERS!
BUT YOU DO KILL THOSE NASTY SNAKES.. AND YOU DO LOVE ME SOOOO MUCH..
YOU ARE FORGIVEN..
HEED THESE WORDS YOU NATUAL BORN NINJA FROM FRANCE..
YOU HAVE STILL MUCH TO LEARN..
LITTLE HAIRY BLACK ORPHAN..
AND TRUST ME.. THE WAY MY BACK FEELS RIGHT NOW.. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TO TAKE THE ACCELERATED COURSES!
" PRISSY MADE ME DO IT!"
HERBIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
lockerridge
Gotta love the little black hairy orphaned ninja canine from France... lol.. lol... aw Herbman.. you are truly an inspiration to many.. who are looking for a new exercise program.. and midnight alarm clock.. which then continues on each hour on the hour until his bedtime at daylight!
ReplyDeleteIf your wondering if I hit him or scolded him. nope .. sure didn't.. I mean he is a puppy.. and 5 seconds after he maimes and destroys something.. he has no idea who did that! His sights are elsewhere by then and what is behind him.. well that is just spit and toenail markings in history..
Now the midnight barking thing.. he is untrainable with this deal.. I am going to have to buy a no barker collar that will high pitch zap his ears when he barks.. constantly at nothing.. except shadows.. of anything.. if they move.. he is in attack mode.. very vocal attack mode.. sigh.. yep no barker collar.. work really well.. and are cheap!
Oh my,you would be better off having an alien looking lizard for a pet!
ReplyDeleteROFLOL.......thanks for the giggle...........poor pooch.........he took one look at your face and said I'm sorry didn't he? LOL
ReplyDeleteYou mean I don't Freddie.. your my most favorite alien looking evolving lizard type guy friend I got.. rather have you as a friend than a pet.. but then again.. Alpo is chock full of vitamins and iron.. and chicken lips.. umm good! hehehehehehe love ya Freddie!
ReplyDeleteCrystal.. he just hears me walk across the floor and it squeak.. and he runs up to the sliding glass doors all apologetic and it would be really nice if I knew what he had done.. and if he would stop trying to wash the door .. with doggie drool.. but .. alas.. perhaps the attack of the evil communications made from wood and his victory will turn the tide and he will settle down and be a no barking.. good? dog... nahhhh.. he is gona be Herbie.. no matter what.. and he is just happy.. and it is soooo great to watch him play and hunt and drive Prissy nuts! Babies are a lot of work no matter what kind they are!
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say "at least it wasn't your shoes" .. was
ReplyDeleteCute Pup! He may know something about that evil book that you don't know. ~snicker~ Good dog. Keep up the good work and protect our Lockie from the evil meanies, Herbie.
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