MAY 5, 2008 CHANCE MEETINGS IN HEAVEN

MAY 5, 2008

CHANCE MEETINGS IN HEAVEN

1st woman: Hi! I'm Wanda

My husband's name was Jake...

2nd woman: Hi! My name is Sylvia,

hey, I know a guy named Jake...

Wanda: How did you die?

Sylvia: I froze to death.

Wanda: That is horrible!

Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

Wanda: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

Sylvia: So, what happened?

Wanda: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

Sylvia: Sigh... that is just so sad!

It really is too bad that

you didn't think to look in the freezer....

we'd both still be
alive.

PRICELESS!

 

 

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