Hiya everybody! How the heck is everyone doing this lovely late autumn in November. This blog is simply about a website I found which gives us all an insight as to how the people of our individual states in the USA ( Sorry you guys outside the border.. I looked but you guys don't have a state.. you have an entire country.. and they don't talk much ... though they do mutter frequently)might think their home state would consider themselves to be most likely to profile itself to others.
Yes... I included Arkansas..( really.. did you think I wouldn't!) I knew if I didn't certain parties would have a fit with a hole in it.. I won't mention any names.. but the initials are Wile, Mikey, Dingo, and yes.. Karma... don't hit me with those baby blues.. it won't work.. stop it ..
okay it is working ..
I am sooo sorry I included your state in this blog..
NOT!
These are somewhat on the insulting side in some of the shout outs.. so don't get all twisted off at the top of the ground. lol..
Chances are your state is the worst one of all!..
okay here we go..
stating with none other than.. the A's of course..
But not necessarily to remain in this order.. why?.. cause I said so.. and its my blog.. that is why!.. I love power!.. who needs a man?
SUGARQUBE KAREN!.... SHE COMES FROM A PLACE IN ARIZONA THAT HAS A LAKE .. AND IT HAS A SAW.. I THINK THEY MUST WATCH A LOT OF SCARY MOVIES WITH JASON AS THE STAR.. HE PROBABLY IS A HACKASAW NATIVE OR SOMETHING.. WOULD BE MY GUESS ANYWAY.. AND YES IT COULD BE RIGHT.. I AM RIGHT SOMETIMES!! MAN.. THIS CROWD IS REALLY HOSTILE TODAY.. NO WAIT .. THEY ARE JUST NORMAL.. ITS ME WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE THEM OUT TO BE REALLY NICE FOLKS.. WHAT AM I THINKING.. NOT CORRECTLY FOR SURE! MIKEY.. STOP IT!
WE TOO COOL FOR SILLY OLE SCHOOL!
OKAY MIKEY.. YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH FOR "ONE" COOKIE.. AND IT CAN BE AN OREO DOUBLE STUFF IF YOU KEEP IT UP!
lockerridge
This was an awesome blog.. Up here in Canada we have provinces, I guess they had to be different from the U.S.
ReplyDeleteSo you really thought I would take time to read this whole thing as busy as I am these days?
ReplyDeleteYou know when you live in the United States of Texas and watch executions for entertainment, it keeps you very busy.
Now I even left a comment. Mikey wants another cookie.
Cute! But I think Michigan's motto has changed.
ReplyDelete"Bail out the Big Three, or we are letting the Canadian's in without a fight....."
Oh, me, I don't wrestle them!
ReplyDelete... hehe ... ever eaten alligator, Lockie? Alligator Sauce Piquante! Mmm-mmm!
But, it is better to hunt them with a rifle than to wrestle them down! HAHAHA!!
Down here, if you catch it and kill it; you clean, cook and eat it!
HI, O.J. !
Being from somewhere besides the United States.. just might not be such a bad deal Samantha.. matter of fact.. if I decide to defect.. can I come live with you?
ReplyDeleteNO! One is enough.. can't get you on a sugar high.. no telling what would happen.. might have a flash back and decide to hunt Linda down and demand an explanation for.. .. for .. well.. everything!
ReplyDeleteBail out.. is your boat sinking OJ? If it is I can lend you a bucket .. but I will need it back before time to go draw water out of the well. Things is rough all over friend! Least you still got lectricity!
ReplyDeleteDo you hate Canadians? I mean letting them enter into the Country Without a Bucket is cruel and unusual punishment.. even for one of the band of evil known as Lockerridges Contacts. We are truly an exclusive lovers of antidepressants that have been prescribed for other people tight knit group aren't we.Wise advice from.. hell I couldn't say off hand.. but I KNOW it is wise.. " Stay calm in all situations" .. why you ask? I dunno.. I think Dani told me.. ask her!
These lips only touch fish sticks Jilly.. Me and Mrs. Pauls are pros!
ReplyDeleteVinny and Flask are from Indiana. Or Shree depends on where you look. lol.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness you spared my state!
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. I'll have you know that I have not broken the bridge YET.. Although I have almost ripped a few drivers out of their cars, through the air vents... Morons in the world.. RED MEANS, STOP YOUR CAR, or it'll end up VERY VERY wet!
ReplyDeleteCute job on this here blog L! Happy bird day to you and yours as well!! ((hugs))
You sure can Lockie. My door is always open!!!! As long as you don't mind 4 seasons in one day and with winter approaching I would wait until May or June if I were you. We get a snowstorm a week here....
ReplyDeleteOkay .. which one is it Vinnie? I prefer to look at things kind of at an angle.. that way.. it looks like I am always right!
ReplyDeleteFreddie your like me.. according to our information available.. we are simply from the USA.. and all we get to hear is muttering.. and that can make a person a little bit insane.. insane enough to actually use this as a blog topic.. lol..
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ReplyDeleteLMAO.. I'll have you know that I have not broken the bridge YET.. Although I have almost ripped a few drivers out of their cars, through the air vents... Morons in the world.. RED MEANS, STOP YOUR CAR, or it'll end up VERY VERY wet!
Cute job on this here blog L! Happy bird day to you and yours as well!! ((hugs))
Lockie says.. When you say "I'll have you know that I have not broken the bridge YET.." I will have to say this is not a quote which inspires trust and warm fuzzies Karma.. but you never know.. I might learn to like cold unfuzzies and uncertainty... It might just be wonderful.. ( whoa.. I never knew I could be so good with the criminally insane!)
lol.. hehehehee.. I am so damn evil.. I bet I wake up with long curly nose hair in the morning! I am not sure, but I think I felt it coming over me when I got Dingos invitation in my inbox.. my feelings of joy were suddenly overshadowed by the glee of knowing.. the evil had returned to the realm of lockie land!
Happy Thanksgiving Karma.. we have much to be thankful for.. why look at this inspiring blog I have written seemingly from thin air.. rejoice!
I thought you knew,Freddie is from the heartland................."Nebraska"
ReplyDeleteOne a week? I can wait.. I don't have my sled fixed from the last time.. it snowed.. a half inch.. whoa! The only snowmen we were able to create.. well.. we ended up calling it SNOZ.. lol.. munchkin!
ReplyDeleteNope.. hey Freddie.. I never look at where people are from when I am on the net.. most usually it is not a real deal with folks.. and I can't blame them.. I fixed it so it does not give my exact location in the world.. I mean.. little green aliens might catch my digits being sent through the air.. and kidnap me to a cornfield in .. Nebraska!
ReplyDeleteNebraska is a good place for me and rabbits to hide.~winks~
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Do your species have no line they will not cross? hahahahaa. your such a .. little green alien.. but I still love ya!
ReplyDeleteJust what are you saying 'bout us Ohio Boys?
ReplyDeleteHEY TED HEAD.. OOPS.. THAT WAS WRONG HUH? YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A LARGE RED HEAD POSTED ON MY COMMENTS .. DICK IS JUST DRAB AND KIND OF SAD SOMEHOW.. POOR DICK.. HE MUST HAVE BEEN MEAN TO JANE TO BE THAT PITFUL LOOKING. MAYBE SOMEDAY HE WILL LEARN THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IN HIS WHOLE LIFETIME.. YEP.. THAT RULE WOULD BE... TO TRANSFORM FROM DRAB LITTLE DICK INTO LARGE RED HEAD.. DICK WILL ALWAYS NEED JANE TO FEED AND LOVE HIM TO MAKE HIM GROW.. THAT IS WHY MEN ALWAYS SHOULD BE HAPPY TO HAND OVER THAT MASTERCARD, AND FERVENTLY HOPE HIS SACRIFICE WILL BE ENOUGH,TO RECEIVE SUCH A GIFT FROM JANE.. THIS PROCESS MUST BE COMPLETED PRIOR TO ANY FEEDING AND LOVING .. YEAH.. JANE FINALLY JOINED THE UNION.. SMART GIRL! ..... hahahahaa! I know.. I am evil.. would you want me any other way? Don't answer that obvious contract breaker question!.... hhehehehee!! I gotta go wake Dani up.. she will be glad Jane joined the union too! .. snort!
ReplyDeleteLock it is great here in the summer... well beside the giant mosquitos.... we have good bug spray here though it keeps them away.
ReplyDeleteA sled is no good here... ya need a good 4x4 quad or a skidoo.... and giant tires on the cars and trucks....LOL
Yeah, and the law says;
ReplyDeleteARIZONA! - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
*Hunting camels is prohibited.
ARKANSAS - It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
*Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
ILLINOIS - It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn,
except in case of fire.
*No person may keep a smelly dog.
*Ice skating at the Riverside
pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
INDIANA - Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.
LOUISIANA - Chasing fish in a city park is against the law.
TENNESSEE -
*You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
*It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
*Driving is not to be done while asleep.
*It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
VIRGINA - No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
MICHIGAN - A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
*It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
OKLAHOMA -In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. ( What if it's an ugly dog...?)
TEXAS - When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. OH YEAH THAT SHOULD WORK..
*A recently passed anti crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. UH HUH.. THEY ARE PROBABLY THE ABOVE TRAIN.
COLORADO - Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
*It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
*It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope. oH YEAH, THIS LAW HAS NEVER BEEN BROKEN.
OKLAHOMA -In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. ( What if it's an ugly dog...?)
OHIO - If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
*It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
*A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
HAWAII - All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
*Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
))site(( WHERE I GOT IT -
ReplyDeletehttp://www.socyberty.com/Law/25-Crazy-Laws-From-Around-the-World.38998
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/texas?page=40
Hey sounds like someplace I could get used to. You actually have weather events instead of weather maybes! If I move .. I definitely have to have one those things called a skidoo.. hehehe.. it sounds like fun.. heck just saying skidoo is fun!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bummer! I really looked forward to those window shopping trips with Buttercup.. boy is she gona be pissed!
ReplyDeleteThank you sis!
ReplyDeleteSkidoos are tons of fun... The first time I drove one I was 7 months pregnant...(boy did mom give me shit for that) But very easy to drive... My daughter loves driving them. I am trying to track down a smaller one for the boys now.
ReplyDeleteAs for the weather, the news is sometimes correct... listening to the older people who have been around for almost a century are the best ones to get a forecast from. The best prediction was last year... 2-4 inches.... by the time it was done there was 2-4 feet... LOL They weren't off by much....
OK, yer in trouble now. I'm sending a cold front yer way. And maybe another 'nader with it!
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