DECEMBER 6, 2008 CHILDRENS THOUGHTS ABOUT THE SEA
DECEMBER 6, 2008
CHILDRENS THOUGHTS ABOUT THE SEA
1. Kelly age 7 ... There is an animal in the sea called an octopus.. it has 8 testicles.
2. James age 5... Oysters balls are called pearls.
3. Wayne age 8... If you are surrounded by the sea .. your called an island.. If you aren't surrounded by the sea.. your called incontinent.
4. Kandy age 6... Sharks are big and mean.. and ugly.. and they have great big ugly teeth.. just like Emily Richardson.. she ain't my friend no more.
5. Billy age 8... Whales breathe through a asshole in the top of their heads. No wait.. dolphins do that.. uh... maybe not.. uh.. let me check.
6. Millie age 6... My uncle goes out to sea in his boat and takes pot with him. He always comes back with crabs.. lots of crabs.
7. William age 8... When a ship goes out to sail .. it uses trade winds to make it go. Sometimes when the wind don't blow the sailors will whistle to get the sails to go.. My brother said they would have be better off to eat lots of beans.
8. Helen age 9... I love mermaids.. they live in the sea .. I love their really shiny tails.. How do mermaids get pregnant.. like really?
9. Amy age 9... I don't know anything about the sea.. mostly cause my brother is always screaming, and my mom and dad are screaming and my big sister just got pregnant and all she does is cry.. ..so I don't think I want to ride to the sea with them to find out stuff about the sea so I can talk about it
.10. Christopher age 7... Some fish are dangerous.. Jellyfish can sting you.. electric eels can shock you. They live on the bottom of the ocean in caves and have to plug up to chargers I think.
11. Kevin age 6... When you go swimming in the sea it is very cold and it makes my willy really small.
12. Christie age 7... Divers have to be very safe when they go diving.. they can't go diving alone.. so they have to go together.. It is called practicing safe diving... I think maybe they have to get married first.
13. Julie age 9... On our holidays my mom when skiing and she said shes not going to do that any more.. cause she fell and she said that the water fired right up her big ass.. it was real funny.
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toooooo funy!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!! Outta the mouths of babes! Don't ya just love um!!!!
ReplyDelete((huggs))
HAHAHA Children are priceless.... you never know what they are gonna say....
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ReplyDeleteKids and friends, some friends, say the darndest things. ROFL.
ReplyDeleteFreddie loves children. =)
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it.. welcome to stop in anytime.
ReplyDeletelol yeah I do normie!
ReplyDeleteI love the little girl who thinks you have to get married to go diving!
ReplyDeleteglad you enjoyed the thoughts from the minds of the people who will be able to put us in rest homes in the future!
ReplyDeleteI don't say darndest things Mikey.. I say nothing that is of any count usually! It makes for a better nights sleep I have found.
ReplyDeleteThat is why I posted this Freddie.. just for you my little green alien friend.. by the way.. are you shedding again.. there are all these scales on the floor.. might want to loofah a little bit soon.. yep!
ReplyDeleteLOL........thanks Lockie........I needed a grin!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh kids you gott'a love them, even if they are a bit off the mark. HAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteOMGosh! 8 testicles./ Oysters balls are called pearls./ incontinent. I see where this is going.. loL!
ReplyDelete*Yeah, I know some people who breath through their asshole.. mmm hmmm.
*age 9.. How do mermaids get pregnant.. like really? Cough ~ I thinks she knows too much for nine. but maybe not.
*have to plug up to chargers I think. No Doubt, everything has to be plugged into a charger these days don't ya know.
*the sea it is very cold and it makes my willy really small. DOH! illy? Who's Willy? Is that his pet lizard?
JUST TEASING!.
Kids say the funniest stuff.
The sad thing is that I think I WAS Amy, age 9.....
ReplyDeleteYour welcome Crystal! That was my main aim.. grin a little every day.. takes the evil meanies out of the way!
ReplyDeleteheheheeh.. some of these answers sound a little bit doctored by grownups input .. but hey.. funny is funny anyway you can find it!
ReplyDeleteDani.. you and I need to have a little talk about things named Willie and Johnson.. umm humm.. hehehee
ReplyDeleteAw hell Dings.. I depressed you again didn't I.. first the x bird and now the little girl who doesn't even want to be cooped up in a car with that bunch long enough to go to the corner convenience store has made you sad instead of grinning.. it was posed to make ya grin Dingo... come on grin for lockie.. come on .. you know you want to.. just bust it loose girlfriend.. want me to go and hunt the evil which hounds you and zap it with a eb bunny ray and just evaporate that shit right out of the way? Let me know.. I keep my eb bunny ray gun on the charger.. in the cave at the bottom of the sea.. next to the electric eels socket.. them eels is not real friendly ya know.. kind of clanish if you get my meaning..
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteYep! Those little imps .... it's amazing how they see the world! LOL.
pssst! ..... Uh, Lockie, ..... how do mermaids get pregnant? Just wondering, ya know!
HAHAHA!
Good ones!
ReplyDeleteI love the little one who thinks you need to get married to dive.. lol..
ReplyDeleteWell yeah.. OJ.. if they were bad ones.. Dingo would have posted them! lol.. I love the Dingo.. never ever forget that! ;o)
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