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Turning the Pages of My Life
Monday, February 16, 2009
FEBRUARY 16, 2009 TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO ... CAPTION IT!!
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Turning the Pages of My Life
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Or perhaps... " Goodbye cruel world.. I can stand the freezer burn and the yellow doggie deposits no longer!"..
ReplyDeleteHe has a look in his piece of dirt eye that just says he is screaming out .. " Do not mourn me my friends... just raise a cup of me and drink to a long and hot summer.. but make sure you use one of those purifer pill things in your cup first.. well maybe you could do something for me.. there is this German Shepard who must die.... "
ReplyDeleteJust what I needed today - a little caption fun - Thanks Locki!
ReplyDeleteFrosty just opened his 401K statement....
Dingos not around - Wile doesn't visit anymore.....ah screw it.....I might as well end it....
ReplyDeleteHold it - WAIT - can someone remove this noose from my neck. I gotta put on clean underwear first....
ReplyDeleteToo much truth in that statement.. where in the heck are those two anyway.. I think maybe Wile has found a new love match with his motorcycle.. that kind of makes my eyes water to try to imagine that occuring.. damn.. that is truly odd..
ReplyDeletehahahahaaaa! Wouldn't want the snow street scraper guy to see him in grubby bvds now would he? hahhahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHow about this.... " Hey could somebody please pull this damn bench out from under me.. in case no one has noticed.. the damn German Shepard stole my stick arms to play frickin' fetch with his lady friend... who by the way.. has some really nice looking tatas.. all twelve of them.. the bitch"
ReplyDeleteI can understand ... only this isn't Frosty.. the poor guys name is.. Lucky... no wonder he just has no crunch left in his crystals... sigh.. hahahahahahaaaa!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteAfter having found his wife in the arms of Heat Mizer and hearing her say "He just makes me melt....".....Frosty decided that was the last straw.
GROAN! monkey please... this is a caption it that can lead to greatness.. might even surpass the singing blood drop extravaganza the other day..
ReplyDeleteI have gone out on a terror mission of comment kind upon other friends pages.. if I didn't scare them away.. we might have more input.. or putout.. or something.. you know maybe I should just be quiet for a while.. yeah.. that sounds ,, good.. but impossible.. me be quiet.. that would require a football team.. duct tape and super glue.. and my tatas.. might get chapped or something.. nope.. forget .. gona type my typing lips plumb off!
Love the picture!!!! I am tired of winter too... it has been snowing here for 5 days straight... my back hurts, my wallet hurts, and I just want to see some sun...
ReplyDeleteAfter passage of the stimulus bill, Frosty realized that all hope was gone....
ReplyDeleteFrosty got his latest statement from his investments with Bernie Madoff...
ReplyDeleteQuit yer whining ya big bag of froze water... I mean.. you think you got problems.. I live at this kids house who hides his ritalin and then works out his hyper activity on guess who..
ReplyDelete"Say there now my snowman brother... don't give up on it all my man.. you are a fine looking.. well .. maybe not fine.. but you still got a few snowball fights with the ladies in ya.. come work for me.. I will make sure that German Shepard knows what it means to be hiked on.. No No.. don't touch me.. "
ReplyDelete"Frosty.. Lucky... umm... well uh.. been good seeing ya.. have a good day.. can I get you anything.. maybe a new rope.. some wheels for the bench.. well give a call if ya think of anything.. "
ReplyDelete"Oh this is not good.. not good at all.. Well.. must get to the hair dressers... It is the day they put my top ball up in ice cube braids"
ReplyDelete"He He He!"
ReplyDelete"Must get Lucky/Frosty before too late ... Must swim faster... Must kill sonofabitch who stole my clothes first!"
ReplyDelete"Ow!"
ReplyDelete"Naked guy swimming in the snow.. rabbit embedded into tree.. and a suicidal snowman.... I bet they blame this on me too.. I swear to all that is catty.. I never lifted a leg to the guy!"
ReplyDelete" NO!!.. Frosty/Lucky.. is in the park.. swinging from a oiled rope after the wheels on the bench rolled the bench out from under him.. with 25 witnesses watching.. while he was screaming.. "I was only kidding!"...sigh.. another terrible case of snowmaniced.. that is just .. unbearable to imagine... ( payback for the straw thing OJ) "
ReplyDeleteDamn that makes the 5th snowman to accidentally commit snowicide this winter.. and that damn rabbit.. he broke off the last branch in the front this time.. he has got to quit breeding so much.. he is almost blind from the strain.. "
ReplyDelete"Who is this Frosty/Lucky ?"... " Hey.. I need.. More ice.. over here..... OMG! I paid for the deluxe zoo pen and by golly you better get some more and I mean fast.. by the way.. why are you swimming naked in snow.... on second thought why complicate a so far uncomplicated day at the zoo in the park.. so far only one accidental snowmanicde today... ahhh...... hummm... I hope that crazy super bunny rabbit with all those lithium dioded.. fully fusion Pink superbunny just stays home today.. she is okay by herself.. but those other things she brings with her.. I am not staying if they show up.. and that is all there is to it.. especially that one that flings poo on everything.. "
ReplyDeleteAs you can see.. I have taken over my own comments section.. see I found this really cool site with all these possible captions.. and I suppose I have gone a bit mad.. but that is why you all love me so much.. that is what my invisible rabbits all tell.. so it must be true!"
ReplyDeleteLucky jumped in his getaway boat. Then it hit him - the water was made of many that came before him. The guilt overwhelmed him - he found a park bench and some rope...
ReplyDeleteKnowing that Spring was right around the corner and that he was terminal, Lucky decided to end it early.
ReplyDeleteMove over Frosty... I am gona join ya.. ..Sharon.. has the grist finally over taken your mill.. reach for it girlfriend.. I know if anyone can save Frosty/Lucky it is you.. me myself.. once again.. Frosty ole pal.. got any more rope.. maybe a cigarette.. or steak and baked tater.. little salad on the side with ranch.. I love ranch dressing.. it is the stuff that made America survive the 1990's.. but now.. it just isn't enough..
ReplyDeletelol.. this is my boyfriends contribution to this captioning.. lol.. it is rodney carrington.. and if you don't like to hear about male body parts.. don't click the on clicker.. lol..
ReplyDelete"All I did was let the kids play, and this is how they repay me." *sigh* "Good bye world. Can't say it way fun."
ReplyDelete"She went and got new snow cones...then hooked up with that guy in the top hat...he offered her a trip to the North Pole where the heart never melts...and I gave her the best hours of my life!"
ReplyDeleteI would rather hang myself than spend one more day in Lockie's backyard.
ReplyDeleteTwere it not for the hardness of her heart.. I would have been melted to puddle state long ago.. well that and the 50 foot of snow that is in this park.. and that rotten German Shepard and his daily shaping of my outside crust.. I hates that dog..
ReplyDeleteLook scaly.. it is not my backyard.. it is the zoopark.. read the material alien.. read the material.. your in a caption blog.. you got to use lots of forsooths and thou hadist and stuff.. I repeat.. . read the material!
ReplyDeleteRotten kids... sigh..
ReplyDeleteAll I can say about my Grist Mill is.... it's back to the grind for me today... lol
ReplyDeleteActually I’m stalking Dingo but she’s good at hiding and that uses up a lot of my free time.
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ReplyDeleteI knew I had a good snowman pic, just took a while to find it.
Hundreds attend a conference on Global Warming..
ReplyDeleteWas a sad day when Marge found out that her nearly frozen husband of 3 months was having an affair with a snow 'blower'. Marge's remains will be laid to rest in the Fridgedare Chest Freezer of the Lawn Memorium?????
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