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Friday, March 13, 2009

MARCH 13, 2009 ANNOUNCING NEW ELITE FIGHTING UNIT .. QUICK END TO WAR..

MARCH 13, 2009
 ANNOUNCING
 NEW ELITE FIGHTING UNIT ..
QUICK END TO WAR..
     
(PSST.. THIS IS A JOKE)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the.......
  United States
 Redneck Special Forces
USRSF
  The new troops whom hail from Southern States such as Tennessee, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas.....
 will be dropped off into Iraq and given only the following facts about the terrorists they will be seeking to stop :
    1. The season opened today.
          2. There is no limit.
          3. They taste just like chicken.
         4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, Jesus or their Momma.
          5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.
   Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.






YYYYEEEEHHHAAAWWWW BABBBBY!!!
 

lockerridge
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12 comments:

  1. TOS UnacceptableFriday, March 13, 2009 at 1:57:00 AM CDT

    LOL

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  2. Vinny ~Friday, March 13, 2009 at 4:48:00 AM CDT

    ROFL!

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  3. Crystal RFriday, March 13, 2009 at 6:35:00 AM CDT

    LOL! Good morning Terri!

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  4. O JFriday, March 13, 2009 at 7:49:00 AM CDT

    Hell, I'll even buy the beer!

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  5. Terri LockerridgeFriday, March 13, 2009 at 10:01:00 AM CDT

    You better believe it!

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  6. Terri LockerridgeFriday, March 13, 2009 at 10:01:00 AM CDT

    back at ya.. but I think it would work.. I really do!

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  7. Terri LockerridgeFriday, March 13, 2009 at 10:02:00 AM CDT

    Good morning Sunshine.. being a fellow Arkansan.. don't you think this will do the job up and be done with it? Might even get in a tractor pull using tanks.. in the off time between beer runs..

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  8. Terri LockerridgeFriday, March 13, 2009 at 10:03:00 AM CDT

    and they will let you! We ain't too proud to take a cold beer from a bud!

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  9. T. TrollFriday, March 13, 2009 at 1:20:00 PM CDT

    They really do taste like chicken. Especially tasty with Billy Beer.

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  10. Terri LockerridgeFriday, March 13, 2009 at 3:29:00 PM CDT

    I have heard that before.. yep..

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  11. Terri LockerridgeSaturday, March 14, 2009 at 5:32:00 AM CDT

    I think your finally figuring out what things are on this planet freddie! Only this guy is kind of puny in comparison to the elite force! they be corn fed big ole boys!

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  12. Dani H.Monday, March 16, 2009 at 11:52:00 PM CDT

    YEP.. heard that.
    I'll tell ya what, I gotz a couple good ole boys up this way might quailfy.. yep.

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