FEBRUARY 6, 2009 MOOOOOOO!!!!
FEBRUARY 6, 2009
MOOOOOOO!!!!
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy...
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields, and Amy gets started on the houses daily cleaning chores and starts a pot of soup for their lunch.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door enquiring about the cow he was there to inseminate.
Amy smiled and said, "Sure just follow me sir."
They walked along the row of cows, and when Amy saw the nail driven into the 2x4 above the cows stall, she tells him...
"This is the one right here."
The man, being a bit of a jerk, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, jeeringly asks...
"Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know, how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"
Amy being of a patient nature said to him in a sweet voice...
"Well it is very easy to tell... I know because of the nail that's in the 2x4 over this stall."
Laughing rudely at her, the man says..
"And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"
Amy swings her blonde hair back behind her ears and as she turns to walk away, says sweetly over her shoulder,
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."
lockerridge
HaHaHa!! Lockie Wabbit. Hoping you been doin ok.
ReplyDeleteROFLOL.........I love it Lockie! Good morning!
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe - I used to audit a company that made a product called the ElectroJack. Its purpose was to extract semen from bulls for artificial insemination. I always looked forward to asking how brisk sales were.
ReplyDeleteBut don't bother Nate while he in Quality Control mode. Not a pretty sight....
Well.. where is he suppose to hang his shirt?
ReplyDeleteYou know I thought this was going to be something about the cows getting loose and put back in stalls all mixed up... and have a bull in the stall.. LoL!
This was better! Hahahahahaha.
I don't know - it sounds like a lot of bull to me... *grin*
ReplyDeleteYay!
ReplyDelete*giggle*
I wonder if the farmer drives a nail into the headboard when he wants his wife to have sex with him?
ReplyDeleteLOL That was funny...
ReplyDeleteWell Howdy Texas! I am doing fine .. how bout you?
ReplyDeleteGoood Morning Sunshine.. I loved it too!
ReplyDeleteUh OJ..... just what kind of job do you have anyway? lol... you got to let the blonde win one every once in a while!
ReplyDeleteWAY BETTER! lol..
ReplyDeleteI don't think there was bull within a mile of this guy! He was gona do it all by himself and I think he was probably a steer!
ReplyDeleteAh Cha Cha Cha! One for the blonde!
ReplyDeleteBoy if he does .. bet his head board looks like a hedgehogs back!
ReplyDeleteHi Samantha! Long time no see sweetie.. you guys okay over there?
ReplyDeleteLOL..........what would I do without you?
ReplyDeleteGosh that is just too sad to contemplate! lol
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