THE ANCIENT ART OF POOFING
Which, I don't know about y'all, but that means squat to me...
"The illusion, created by web designer Nobuyuki Kayahara, involves the apparent direction of motion of the figure. Some observers initially see the figure as spinning clockwise and some counterclockwise. If the foot touching the ground is perceived to be the left foot, the dancer appears to be spinning clockwise (if seen from above); if it is taken to be the right foot, then she appears to be spinning counterclockwise."
Source Wikipedia..Click Here.
You just stare at her for a minute or until your eyes start to water and burn, and she will stop spinning clockwise and actually turn around and go counter clockwise. I can say this happened to me, when I gave it a try .. so.. perhaps they are not lying about it.. this time.. wink!
Now your thinking what in the world has this to do with the Poofing thing that got me over here in the first place... well it is just an illustration of the power of our minds over matter and I do not mean emotions this time. I am talking about real "magic" folks!
Now don't get nervous on me.. not witchcraft.. nothing dark or satanic about this.. this is.. well this is just fun! I was sitting in a doctors waiting room, cause they were running late and therefore ruining my whole pick up schedule, so instead of getting strung out and kicking my foot against the chair leg, I picked up one of their magazines. It had an article on the power of our minds being so much more than anyone thinks they are. It commented that the reason we don't use our brains to their maximum is because we "think" we "can't" do anymore than just wish for things to happen. We are not actually directing our thought energy to bring it about. One can simply bring things into motion and create an action into existence by thinking it will.
Think I am nuts huh? Well, I don't hold it against ya.. everybody thinks that at first, till you try it.. and then you will be amazed by it!
This does not work on people, by the way.. so just get that thought out of your mind totally! You must not use this power for evil.. LOL!
Basically so far I have been able to control traffic lights to a degree that I almost never have to sit through a red light anymore!
Yeah Baby.. that is some kind of wonderful right there!
In case you have forgotten, I make my living as a courier for LabCorp in Fayetteville, Arkansas, and there is at least a million traffic lights on my route.. well probably exaggerated that a bit.. but sometimes it sure feels that way. When you have to sit through one of those turn arrows to make a street change and you are in a line of traffic so long that you go through three cycles of the turn light before your turn comes up.. makes a person sympathetic to those who suffer from road rage and go postal on people.
But not for me anymore .. I have learned the art of Poofing!
When I first have visual contact with a traffic light, I begin to "Poof! You will turn Green for me" thought pattern and it will change just as I start to slow down to stop,
like magic!
I am not talking about just one light.. you know all traffic signals have different times they stay a certain color and they are all set differently. But this works on every one of them.. no matter what the timer is set on..
Lockie goes when she gets there!
After I get this set on automatic in my brain to take over when it sees a light.. I am going to shoot for the moon and see if I can make the street clear when I need to pull out from a stop.. now that will be exceptional Poofing if I can get that working for me too!
Stay loose, stay cool, if nothing else is working for ya.. just Poof it!
"If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think another negative thought."
Peace Pilgrim
My current favorite
Graffiti 6
Annie You Save Me
lockerridge
I like the way you think :)
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha! Poof power "ON" Cap!
ReplyDelete:-)...Green lights here I come! LOL
ReplyDeleteSo where did you steal the little device ambulances and firetrucks use? :P
ReplyDeleteThe lady wasn't spinning at all for me....but she was naked....
ReplyDeletePOOF! Her clothes were gone....
Wow! That's amazing. She span clockwise for me, then I told my mind to make her spin t'other way and she did!!!!! *Off to do evil deeds............errrrm.......I mean good..........yes, GOOD deeds now* ;)
ReplyDeletei'm going to go "poof" a few snakes.
ReplyDeleteI call it grace when things go my way......read a book by a schizophrenic once and that's what he called and I knew what he meant.....Alley and I discussed the word "poof" this week.....but it was about what if you disappeared when your character died in a video game LOL
ReplyDeleteHuh? You mean that there is something you BUY that makes them turn green if you click a button? Now that is just a lot of wasted time and money Dio.. I mean.. don't you and Flagon know about the art of poofing to this place and that place? Hey.. .. Did you two go to Poofing School?
ReplyDeleteOJ... one must clear their minds of such perverted thoughts to make it work for you.. take three ommmmm's and rub a donkeys butt with vegetable oil and call me when she has put her clothes back on.. Stay calm and with my help.. we will get you through this crisis.. ;oP
ReplyDeleteYou have to try the traffic light Poofing.. every time it works for you.. you feel more and more amazed and then it can be kind of scary when you consider just what all could be done if we only knew how!
ReplyDeleteA few? Dang Peg.. just how many snakes do you think you have around the place? It might take more than just you to Poof this problem down..
ReplyDeleteLOL! Maybe I am a bit eccentric .. but not the other one you mentioned. You, me and, included Alley this go round, are nsync once again.. just cause the word was discussed, using different meanings.. does not detract from the fact it was discussed in our minds and lives at the same time again.. We are awesome! LOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL! We sure are!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOnce I have a car again, I shall try it. :)
ReplyDeletehmm, True, very true."If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think another negative thought." Peace Pilgrim ' I am learning. Glad it works for you.. 'the poofing'. :)
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