The Farmer
AN OLD FARMER WALKED UP TO THE MOVIE THEATRE
TICKET COUNTER AND ASKED TO BUY A TICKET.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR
SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.
WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T
ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED
THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RE-TURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A
TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED
AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD
FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY, SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH
THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PER VERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS "you know" OUT,"
WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,"SAID MARGE. "HELL,
AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S
EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
TICKET COUNTER AND ASKED TO BUY A TICKET.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR
SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.
WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T
ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED
THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RE-TURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A
TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED
AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD
FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY, SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH
THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PER VERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS "you know" OUT,"
WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,"SAID MARGE. "HELL,
AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S
EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
I love it!
lockerridge
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